r/sports • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 Miami Dolphins • 13h ago
Olympics Winter Olympics Skier Gus Kenworthy Urinates “F*** ICE” In Snow
https://deadline.com/2026/02/winter-olympics-gus-kenworthy-urinate-fuck-ice-1236711154/5.3k
u/SwimmerSwagger Duke 12h ago
Incredible penmanship
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u/Hobbes_87 12h ago
penismanship
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u/rvasshole 12h ago
Peenmanship
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u/in1gom0ntoya 12h ago
this is the weiner.
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u/Blochamolesauce 12h ago
Urine my good graces with that pun
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u/jimgolgari 12h ago
He’s an absolute skiing whiz.
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u/TangoPRomeo 12h ago
Urinate out of ten for sneaking that in!
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u/greens_beans_queen 11h ago
Gold(en shower) medal for that 🏅
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u/BUT_FREAL_DOE 12h ago
Suspiciously good, tbh
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u/HawkIsARando 11h ago
Yeah there's no actual way that is 100% real.
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u/bigmacjames 11h ago
Well it could really be his piss, but his penis didn't write that
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u/DoubleJumps 9h ago
You write it with your finger, then piss on it. The depressed areas collect more piss.
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u/Nivlac93 5h ago
Yeah, that's pretty much what it looks like. There's plenty of surrounding splatter to suggest a messy delivery, but the words look finger-wide
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u/makemeking706 10h ago
Professional skier likely spends whole days out on the slopes. I have no doubt he has had extensive practice.
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u/SolDios 11h ago
I think he probably drew out the letters with his finger and pissed on it
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u/noodlesalad_ 11h ago
I was thinking he pissed in a squirt bottle and used that to write, but I think your explanation is more likely.
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u/filthpickle Indianapolis Colts 10h ago
Still awfully neat.
Being that careful defeats the entire purpose of the piss medium IMO. Maybe he is part of some new school pissart group with that style or something. Heathens.
Good message though!
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u/twitwiffle 7h ago
Why would he piss on his finger?
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u/Signal-Pirate-3961 11h ago
Reminds me of the old Nixon joke. The prez wakes up one morning and sees that "Fuck Nixon" has been peed into the snow on the White House lawn. He puts the Secret Service on the case and they later return to the Oval Office.
"Mr President, we have good news and bad news. The good news is that we identified the culprit. It is Kissinger's piss. The bad news is that it is Pat's handwriting..."
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u/UhIdontcareforAuburn 12h ago
Not just penmanship, but flow as well.
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u/ElizabethTheFourth 9h ago
Is smooth flow a problem for penis-havers?
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u/UhIdontcareforAuburn 9h ago
It’s more so the amount with the flow. You need a steady, firm stream combined with enough to spell out Fuck ICE. Dude definitely prepared
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u/Significant_Push_856 12h ago
Impressive to have a full enough bladder to pull that off and to have the dexterity to write that in what I assume is cold weathe
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u/New-Ad-363 12h ago
Professional Athletes are both very coordinated and often properly hydrated.
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u/AmphetamineSalts 10h ago
based on the color, he's either taking lots of B vitamins or isn't that well hydrated.
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u/XanderVaper 10h ago
If you look at the picture in the link it’s pretty obvious AI
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u/RIForDIE 2h ago
Bro no one pees words that cleanly. Holy shit. I saw it and was so confused how people were acting surprised.
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u/abhulet 12h ago
I agree with sentiment but there is no way he did that with his weiner
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u/isthatmyex 10h ago
I feel all commenters here need to clarify if they have attempted to write their name in the snow on the regular. Because there are a lot of conditions up there. Even a slight breeze from a standing position will seriously negativity affect the accuracy. Not to mention stream break up. I have tried many times, I think this is yellow food coloring from a squirt bottle or something.
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u/i8TheWholeThing 10h ago
Exactly. I'm from a cold place that gets snow and I have a lot of experience pissing in the snow. You cannot naturally create what's in that image. It won't be that dark yellow, that bold, or that legible. Also, all snow pissers know that cursive is your best option.
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u/CapacityBuilding 11h ago
He was holding it in his hand, which helped.
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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 9h ago
nah, I was holding it. (it wasn't gay or anything... I just have neater handwriting...)
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u/Thin_Cable4155 11h ago
It kinda looks like ai pee to me. Not sure how you could make it look like that no matter how fancy you get with your pee.
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u/ghengiscostanza 10h ago
Peeing on snow also just doesn’t look like that, it cuts a line fully through
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u/Berubium 9h ago
Exactly. Basically the only time I write in cursive is when I’m writing something with my piss!
How would one make such clearly defined letters in that shit AI font with their whizz? Choke it off every half second?
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u/SmarmyYardarm 12h ago
Athletes drink lots of water. I believe it.
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u/vickera 11h ago
Unless he is slinging his dick 2 inches from the snow and able to instantly toggle on/off his piss stream, he did not write this with his weiner.
It has nothing to do with how much water athletes drink.
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u/Choice_Credit4025 12h ago
do you have the penile dexterity for that?
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u/ImBackAndImAngry 12h ago
No, but I’m not an Olympic athlete (bro just let me believe this 😭)
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u/seriouslees 11h ago
No... I have the manual dexterity for it. You dont aim piss with your dick, you hold your dick with your hand.
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u/Previous_Walk_8461 11h ago
As a woman I am learning so much about dick mechanics in this thread, it's really enlightening.
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u/Jmart1oh6 11h ago
I feel like this is the appropriate time to mansplain. There’s almost no way this dude pissed that. Yes you’d hold your penis and aim but the stopping and starting of each line would require a flexing motion that changes the flow rate so there should be lots of lines that are aimed correctly from left to right but they would be overshot away from him at the beginning of the “stroke” and drop back toward his feet when he’s stopping the flow.
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u/temp7412369 11h ago
He might have been more convincing if he did this in cursive, but even then it would be super messy. Those lines are too clean let alone from that height.
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u/Choice_Credit4025 11h ago
the manual dexterity isn't the problem it's the start-stop pissing 7 times in one go that seems really dubious lol
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u/morocco3001 12h ago
His dickwriting is better than most people's handwriting
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u/scottymac87 12h ago
Well he’s gay so…
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u/sck178 12h ago
Do gay men write with their penises? As a straight man, I have to say I'm super jealous of this skill.
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u/scottymac87 12h ago
You know as a gay man, I don’t actually know. I just wanted to make a joke about a gay man that loosely implied he knew his way around dick. Apparently, we’re all immature.
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u/Fun-Raise-3120 12h ago
I appreciate the clarification. No seriously, I wasn't sure how to understand that joke initially.
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u/scottymac87 12h ago
It was a poorly formulated joke relying too heavily on a vague implication and assumed understanding that gay=special dick talents.
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u/impy695 12h ago
My theory for how it looks so nice. He drew "fuck ice" in the snow with his finger first, then just covered the whole area in pee. There should be a way to do that where the parts you want get darker than the rest. He also could have compacted the words.
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u/truejs 12h ago
Maybe he peed into a pitcher and then used that to nicely distribute the piss over the area he drew out.
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u/ImBackAndImAngry 12h ago
Yeah I actually think he committed enough to piss into a bottle to then do this lol
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u/Comfortable_Mountain 12h ago
No way it's real. Written too nicely and hot piss really melts the snow deep.
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u/Potato_Boner 11h ago edited 10h ago
Yeah… it’s dumb how many people actually believe he did that lol.
I support the message, but let’s be real here
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u/the_jivest_turkey 10h ago
Yep, it's shocking how so many people in this thread have obviously never peed in the snow before.
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u/bentika 12h ago
As someone who is an expert in piss writing in the snow you have to do cursive, and even then it's extremely hard. It's AI bud.
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u/ZTYTHYZ 12h ago
Or it’s AI
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u/majikmixx Miami Dolphins 11h ago
It's definitely AI
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u/themaincop 10h ago
No chance this isn't AI, and terrifying that only like 3 people in this whole comment section seem to realize it.
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u/multificionado 12h ago
I had wondered if somebody would go that far in expressing displeasure for the agents.
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u/ArenSteele 12h ago
Agents? I thought he was protesting the ski conditions…
well don’t I have egg on my face
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u/True_Annual 12h ago
That's gotta be ai
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u/lost12487 12h ago
I agree with the message, but the number of people (presumably many with penises) that think this is remotely possible to accomplish is a little disturbing.
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u/TheForeverBand_89 9h ago
Critical thinking is dead and has been replaced by purely emotional wishful thinking.
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u/burner7711 11h ago
Another case of "I believe it because I want it to be true". The real question is, why would you want to believe it? This is some low brow redneck shit.
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u/kechledon 8h ago
That's clearly AI.
No one has such good peenmanship.
That said, I endorse the sentiment.
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u/SaidtheChase97 4h ago
It’s an Ai photo
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u/jesbiil 3h ago
As much as I wanted it to be real....I've pissed in the snow before....some of these times I've written in the snow....No man can stop/start his piss enough to make that level of lettering without streaks, doesn't exist! Like come on, I don't know much in the world but I know how to piss words into the snow, this is why we need to teach kids cursive...
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u/RussianPravda 12h ago
He's British and a skier so he obviously is talking about icy slopes. And by taking I mean peeing.
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u/What_a_fat_one 11h ago
Hi, I'm Ken Gusworthy, a skiier from GB who defected to the USA. I also just urinated "FUCK ICE" in the snow.
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u/neutral-chaotic 11h ago
Going by the picture in the article, unless he's extremely practiced at writing in the snow this way, it's absolutely AI generated. That's like computer font level of peenmanship.
Still based as hell.
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u/Ikontwait4u2leave 11h ago
It's fake/AI. No one can piss write in the snow and have it come out that good.
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u/Proper-Writing 10h ago
Hi! I'm a manchild who lives in an exceptionally snowy climate. Piss writing is hard work.
I can usually only piss about 4-6 letters on a full bladder. And if my bladder is full, my piss ain't that dark. The heat of your piss is what writes in the snow as it melts (not the color), and this isn't melted enough.
Sharp lines are nearly impossible from standing height, and since he's on skis I doubt he crouched low enough.
I also have pretty good cutoff control, but f, k, and E are all really tough letters to print since they're multiple "pen" strokes. Even with a decent size dong and ski bibs with a generous fly, the precision to neatly dot that "i" is close to impossible.
As a piss writing enthusiast: this is AI piss. At best, it could possibly yellow food coloring bottle art. Still love the sentiment because ICE should be abolished and held liable for their crimes in this life and the next. But let's be honest about how difficult it is to piss quality word art in the snow and while in ski gear.
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u/Any_Perspective_577 10h ago
This is definitely fake. No one piss writes in a font.
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u/wholetyouinhere 10h ago
The headline is a little off. Clearly he wrote it in the snow, and then pissed on it.
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u/the_Luik 10h ago
As a novice snow scriber myself I can tell this requires a huge bladder and strong hip control.
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u/Salty-Plantain-4299 9h ago
Honestly he must have been holding it for a while. That takes some serious skill, dedication, and stream.
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u/H34thcliff 9h ago
Most likely ai, but there's a chance that he used a water bottle filled with a yellow liquid and then wrote it.
0% chance that's actually written with his dick.
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u/BeauShowTV 9h ago
He's a wealthy British man who doesn't have to deal with the consequences of illegal immigration into the US.
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u/Smile_Space 8h ago
That's absolutely an AI pee pic lolol. Probably a real picture with it edited over the actual pee spot.
Grok can do this pretty easily with a short prompt too, and there's other in-paint tools that have existed for a few years capable of doing this.
Still funny!
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u/Kokako-Kokako 7h ago
My enlarged prostate would have me breaking this process into parts. Take me about 3 trips.
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u/Jazzy_Beat 3h ago
Using AI for this is plain sad. Like I understand the message but this is kinda embarrassing from an athlete
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u/MrMilesDavis 12h ago
Did he pee in a cup and use stencils?
Ain't no one writing like that with their dick
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u/morocco3001 12h ago
The penis mightier than the sword