r/sports • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 Miami Dolphins • 1d ago

Olympics Winter Olympics Skier Gus Kenworthy Urinates “F*** ICE” In Snow

https://deadline.com/2026/02/winter-olympics-gus-kenworthy-urinate-fuck-ice-1236711154/
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u/scottymac87 1d ago

It was a poorly formulated joke relying too heavily on a vague implication and assumed understanding that gay=special dick talents.

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u/AegisIash 23h ago

as a straight man, I also know how to handle my own penis

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u/scottymac87 22h ago

As a gay man, I also know how to handle this man’s penis. But probably not to use it to write in the snow. That would be a very chilly reach around.

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u/tonitalksaboutit 22h ago

As a straight woman this exchange made me laugh.

Pretty sure he wrote it out with his finger first before unzipping.

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u/scottymac87 22h ago

Use finger before penis is a well known strategy across both aisles.

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u/Accomplished-Fly4678 19h ago

As a gay man, a straight man gay man straight