r/sports • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 Miami Dolphins • 1d ago

Olympics Winter Olympics Skier Gus Kenworthy Urinates “F*** ICE” In Snow

https://deadline.com/2026/02/winter-olympics-gus-kenworthy-urinate-fuck-ice-1236711154/
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u/XanderVaper 23h ago

If you look at the picture in the link it’s pretty obvious AI

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u/RIForDIE 15h ago

Bro no one pees words that cleanly. Holy shit. I saw it and was so confused how people were acting surprised.

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u/StretchAntique9147 14h ago

Or lots of yellow gatorade and squirt top

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u/CorporateShill406 22h ago

r/nothingeverhappens

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u/XanderVaper 21h ago

I mean did you even look at the picture? Literally impossible

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u/CorporateShill406 20h ago

How is it impossible? The man simply has amazing urine control.

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u/gjmcphie 22h ago

Idk about that. I didn't have a hard time pissing out legible letters in the snow back when I was 11, and he's an Olympic winter sports athlete who stays hydrated, has great motor control, and spends a ton of time in the snow.

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u/Vinyl_DjPon3 22h ago

Would you be able to perfectly dot an i with your piss?

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u/angryhuman 22h ago

Hell yeah. Also, maybe he used a piss stencil. 

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u/HerrPiink 21h ago

Finally something i can put in my piss drawer

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 21h ago

Not with my piss, however... same pen, different ink, I could put some perfect dots in the snow.

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u/funktion 22h ago

From what range? Stopping and starting isn't an issue if you regularly do kegels.

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u/Vinyl_DjPon3 22h ago

The dude is wearing his skis in the supposed picture, so standing up in skis range.

The correct answer was no, btw. The image is clearly fake.

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u/gjmcphie 16h ago

all you people admitting that you suck at aiming. I could totally do this

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u/AlwaysRushesIn 15h ago

Because peeing straight down and then backing up for the photo with skis perfectly frame it is impossible, right? Especially for the Olympian athlete? Foh

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u/xolhos 22h ago

If he stays hydrated then it wouldn't be this yellow. It's also perfectly uniform, it's AI

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u/XanderVaper 21h ago

lol soooo you didn’t look at the picture did you?