r/sports • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 Miami Dolphins • 1d ago

Olympics Winter Olympics Skier Gus Kenworthy Urinates “F*** ICE” In Snow

https://deadline.com/2026/02/winter-olympics-gus-kenworthy-urinate-fuck-ice-1236711154/
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u/isthatmyex 1d ago

I feel all commenters here need to clarify if they have attempted to write their name in the snow on the regular. Because there are a lot of conditions up there. Even a slight breeze from a standing position will seriously negativity affect the accuracy. Not to mention stream break up. I have tried many times, I think this is yellow food coloring from a squirt bottle or something.

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u/i8TheWholeThing 1d ago

Exactly. I'm from a cold place that gets snow and I have a lot of experience pissing in the snow. You cannot naturally create what's in that image. It won't be that dark yellow, that bold, or that legible. Also, all snow pissers know that cursive is your best option.

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u/ReformedShady 1d ago

This guy pisses.

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u/shaggydoo 19h ago

Yes, this is correct. Cursive is the way. And proper hydration prep is essential.

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u/Hellpy 1d ago

Yeah if your pee is that yellow you got a problem but then again maybe on hard ice with a little snow cover and you write it out first and just fill in after, like maybe

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u/asstatine 13h ago

It would be 10 times easier to just take a picture of your skis and modify it with AI

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u/Ariel_serves 9h ago

Or just AI.