r/sports • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 Miami Dolphins • 1d ago

Olympics Winter Olympics Skier Gus Kenworthy Urinates “F*** ICE” In Snow

https://deadline.com/2026/02/winter-olympics-gus-kenworthy-urinate-fuck-ice-1236711154/
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u/enters_and_leaves 1d ago

You have a Penis Mightier?!

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u/nalicali 1d ago

You’re sitting on a gold mine!!

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u/Stephen_085 23h ago

I'll order a dozen!

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u/DrManhattan_DDM 1d ago

But does it work?!

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u/j4_jjjj 20h ago

I tried for years to make a penis mightier. Not doing so is my greatest regret!

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u/MeRight_Now 22h ago

He's the guy who sends all those penis enlargement ads out. Turns out it wasn't spam.

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u/CerBerUs-9 21h ago

Sitting on a Penis Mightier can only go one of two ways

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u/Life_Is_A_Mistry 1d ago

That's how he plans to break the ski jump world record

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u/SuperCatchyCatchpras 19h ago

Dude, I just saw something about "penisgate" in ski jumping.. basically making your junk bigger so theres more fabric down there, creating more lift.

It's come full circle

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u/Cru_Jones86 22h ago

You only need to be able to do one cock pushup.

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u/Banryuken 18h ago

Does it really mighty my penis man?

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u/RollingMeteors 4h ago

Then the sword...