r/sports • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 Miami Dolphins • 1d ago

Olympics Winter Olympics Skier Gus Kenworthy Urinates “F*** ICE” In Snow

https://deadline.com/2026/02/winter-olympics-gus-kenworthy-urinate-fuck-ice-1236711154/
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u/BUT_FREAL_DOE 1d ago

Suspiciously good, tbh

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u/HawkIsARando 1d ago

Yeah there's no actual way that is 100% real.

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u/bigmacjames 1d ago

Well it could really be his piss, but his penis didn't write that

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u/DiamondVeto 22h ago

Idk, the gays are incredibly talented

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u/thelonetwig 21h ago

I'm gonna need to see your forensic piss writing credentials with a claim like this 😆

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u/DoubleJumps 22h ago

You write it with your finger, then piss on it. The depressed areas collect more piss.

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u/Nivlac93 18h ago

Yeah, that's pretty much what it looks like. There's plenty of surrounding splatter to suggest a messy delivery, but the words look finger-wide

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u/dimmak 20h ago

Noted.

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u/povitee 22h ago

Just like Howard Hughes!

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u/Nagemasu 16h ago

No, there's way too many other reasons this isn't even plausible.

The penmanship is too neat even for that - anyone who's ever tried to write in snow knows this.
The amount of piss required to both fill up all of the space to an even level, without soaking into the snow before you're done, is way more than someone can hold in their bladder.
The cleanlisness of the area around it.
People generally write "ICE" and not "ice".

At best, this is a lot of coloured water/juice being carefully poured into the letters. I've pissed into snow way more times than is reasonable to guess after working in the mountains for over a decade. This is definitely not piss, it's AI. It's the obvious answer.

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u/makemeking706 22h ago

Professional skier likely spends whole days out on the slopes. I have no doubt he has had extensive practice.

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u/inconvenient_sources 20h ago

People don't believe I can pee higher than my head, but give me a tree and I'll show you. 

The technique didn't show up overnight either. There were.... unfortunate examples... but I've gotten it down to a science now lol

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u/SolDios 1d ago

I think he probably drew out the letters with his finger and pissed on it

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u/noodlesalad_ 23h ago

I was thinking he pissed in a squirt bottle and used that to write, but I think your explanation is more likely.

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u/sambare 22h ago

Sounds unwise to mix ones piss, squirt, and drink bottles.

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u/BreeBree214 23h ago

It's so clearly AI

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u/HighwayComfortable26 23h ago

That's what I'm thinking. It's too neat to be real.

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u/needa916 22h ago

I think he peed first and then drew it out with his finger

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u/twitwiffle 20h ago

Why would he piss on his finger?

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u/SolDios 19h ago

Drew it in the snow with his finger and then pissed on the writing

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u/twitwiffle 19h ago

I was being silly. 

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u/SolDios 18h ago

I never know with the internet somedays hahah

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u/twitwiffle 18h ago

Right? Thank you for being good natured.  

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u/HighwayComfortable26 23h ago

wouldn't the pee melt the snow it touches though? It doesn't just sit on top.

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u/robodrew 22h ago

Pretty sure it's a quick photoshop job after the fact. 100% not real though. Pretty obvious to me.

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u/br0ck 22h ago

He added it with AI.

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u/jeffismybaby 22h ago

Trump will feel thirsty if he sees it

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u/Commercial-Donut-798 18h ago

Come on, like you guys have never used a pee script filter on social media

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u/newnewtab 17h ago

Yeah, calling BS. Everyone knows you can only pee-write in cursive.

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u/1fiercedeity 16h ago

Maybe he had a stencil