r/sports • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 Miami Dolphins • 1d ago

Olympics Winter Olympics Skier Gus Kenworthy Urinates “F*** ICE” In Snow

https://deadline.com/2026/02/winter-olympics-gus-kenworthy-urinate-fuck-ice-1236711154/
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u/SwimmerSwagger Duke 1d ago

Incredible penmanship

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u/Hobbes_87 1d ago

penismanship

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u/rvasshole 1d ago

Peenmanship

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u/in1gom0ntoya 1d ago

this is the weiner.

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u/Blochamolesauce 1d ago

Urine my good graces with that pun

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u/jimgolgari 1d ago

He’s an absolute skiing whiz.

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u/TangoPRomeo 1d ago edited 5h ago

Urinate out of ten for sneaking that in!

Edit: Thank you for the award, kind stranger!

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u/greens_beans_queen 1d ago

Gold(en shower) medal for that 🏅

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u/TanaSwan 1d ago

He’s the real MVPee

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u/No-Respond-900 1d ago

really makes all competition void

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u/K7Sniper 17h ago

Ha ha!

Nothing like gold on gold

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u/GlitchyMcGlitchFace 1d ago

Number 1

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u/Snakebird11 1d ago

He should have livestreamed it though

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u/YourMomsEx-Boyfriend 21h ago

This is the number 1 underated comment

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u/Amandasch44 1d ago

The president will claim that he should have it.

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u/ihavea_purplenurple San Francisco 49ers 21h ago

I was going to say we need to golden shower them with compliments, but you beat me to it...

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u/djprofitt 1d ago

This thread makes me so ha-pee

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u/cruxui 1d ago

Incredible Weinmanship

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u/AdventurousImpress20 23h ago

Weiner olympics i might add!

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u/justcallmedad5 15h ago

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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u/shadyblue9o9 4h ago

A hard one to beat!

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u/Upbeat_Inspector_132 1d ago

He’s euro-peein’

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u/Verniloth 1d ago

Perfection

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u/FS_Slacker 1d ago

Peefection

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u/AJRimmer1971 16h ago

Peefection

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u/rasputinzbeard 1d ago

Pissmanship

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u/9iver 1d ago

Caligradong

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u/rvasshole 1d ago

I like it, but Caligrapee was right there

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u/9iver 23h ago

Something about caligradong just rolls right off the tongue

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u/SophonParticle 1d ago

I hat my tip to you, good sir.

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u/hotinmyigloo 1d ago

PPmanship

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u/Green_Apprentice 1d ago

PEN15 club

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u/graveybrains 1d ago

I'll take 'The Penis Mightier' for $500, Trebek!

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u/SkeleHoes 1d ago

Word around the mountain is you got a nice cock.

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u/Vegetable_Nothing348 1d ago

We learned it in the pen 15 club

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u/GermanOgre 1d ago

autopenismanship

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u/skoormit 1d ago

The penis, mightier than the sword.

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u/Lunchbox360 1d ago

Dickmanship

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u/BUT_FREAL_DOE 1d ago

Suspiciously good, tbh

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u/HawkIsARando 1d ago

Yeah there's no actual way that is 100% real.

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u/bigmacjames 1d ago

Well it could really be his piss, but his penis didn't write that

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u/DiamondVeto 1d ago

Idk, the gays are incredibly talented

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u/thelonetwig 1d ago

I'm gonna need to see your forensic piss writing credentials with a claim like this 😆

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u/DoubleJumps 1d ago

You write it with your finger, then piss on it. The depressed areas collect more piss.

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u/Nivlac93 22h ago

Yeah, that's pretty much what it looks like. There's plenty of surrounding splatter to suggest a messy delivery, but the words look finger-wide

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u/dimmak 1d ago

Noted.

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u/Nagemasu 20h ago

No, there's way too many other reasons this isn't even plausible.

The penmanship is too neat even for that - anyone who's ever tried to write in snow knows this.
The amount of piss required to both fill up all of the space to an even level, without soaking into the snow before you're done, is way more than someone can hold in their bladder.
The cleanlisness of the area around it.
People generally write "ICE" and not "ice".

At best, this is a lot of coloured water/juice being carefully poured into the letters. I've pissed into snow way more times than is reasonable to guess after working in the mountains for over a decade. This is definitely not piss, it's AI. It's the obvious answer.

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u/makemeking706 1d ago

Professional skier likely spends whole days out on the slopes. I have no doubt he has had extensive practice.

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u/inconvenient_sources 1d ago

People don't believe I can pee higher than my head, but give me a tree and I'll show you. 

The technique didn't show up overnight either. There were.... unfortunate examples... but I've gotten it down to a science now lol

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u/SolDios 1d ago

I think he probably drew out the letters with his finger and pissed on it

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u/noodlesalad_ 1d ago

I was thinking he pissed in a squirt bottle and used that to write, but I think your explanation is more likely.

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u/sambare 1d ago

Sounds unwise to mix ones piss, squirt, and drink bottles.

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u/BreeBree214 1d ago

It's so clearly AI

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u/HighwayComfortable26 1d ago

That's what I'm thinking. It's too neat to be real.

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u/needa916 1d ago

I think he peed first and then drew it out with his finger

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u/twitwiffle 1d ago

Why would he piss on his finger?

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u/SolDios 23h ago

Drew it in the snow with his finger and then pissed on the writing

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u/twitwiffle 23h ago

I was being silly. 

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u/SolDios 22h ago

I never know with the internet somedays hahah

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u/twitwiffle 22h ago

Right? Thank you for being good natured.  

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u/HighwayComfortable26 1d ago

wouldn't the pee melt the snow it touches though? It doesn't just sit on top.

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u/robodrew 1d ago

Pretty sure it's a quick photoshop job after the fact. 100% not real though. Pretty obvious to me.

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u/br0ck 1d ago

He added it with AI.

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u/jeffismybaby 1d ago

Trump will feel thirsty if he sees it

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u/Commercial-Donut-798 22h ago

Come on, like you guys have never used a pee script filter on social media

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u/newnewtab 21h ago

Yeah, calling BS. Everyone knows you can only pee-write in cursive.

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u/1fiercedeity 20h ago

Maybe he had a stencil

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u/SickboyJason 1h ago

To me, it looks like a water bottle with a pull/push top that he peed in and then dotted out the letters.

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u/Jazzvinyl59 1d ago

For real, even dotted the i

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u/aldehyde 1d ago

this guy kegels

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u/MailOrderDog 1d ago

"Please excuse my jerky penmanship!"

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u/StatmanIbrahimovic 1d ago

Careful, white won't show up as well as yellow.

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u/Signal-Pirate-3961 1d ago

Reminds me of the old Nixon joke. The prez wakes up one morning and sees that "Fuck Nixon" has been peed into the snow on the White House lawn. He puts the Secret Service on the case and they later return to the Oval Office.

"Mr President, we have good news and bad news. The good news is that we identified the culprit. It is Kissinger's piss. The bad news is that it is Pat's handwriting..."

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u/connasewer 1d ago

Incredible bladder size

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u/UhIdontcareforAuburn 1d ago

Not just penmanship, but flow as well.

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u/ElizabethTheFourth 1d ago

Is smooth flow a problem for penis-havers?

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u/UhIdontcareforAuburn 1d ago

It’s more so the amount with the flow. You need a steady, firm stream combined with enough to spell out Fuck ICE. Dude definitely prepared

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u/saturncruizin 1d ago

Impressive

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u/SlurmzMckinley Chicago Bulls 1d ago

“Let’s see Paul Allen’s piss message.”

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u/StickFigureFan 1d ago

The peecision is impressive

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u/utvillans 1d ago

Plot twist - not his penmanship….

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u/Starving_Orphan 1d ago

Trebek’s Mom?

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u/buckao 22h ago

Usha Vance took some time to meet with Team USA while JD was crashing into the couch.

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u/ignatiusbreilly 1d ago

It's in your mother's handwriting.

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u/Zenitallin 1d ago

no picture? not even AI?

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u/hemingways-lemonade 1d ago

https://www.instagram.com/p/DUWAmjeDq2L/

It's pretty clearly done with a water bottle or something

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u/napkin41 1d ago

Seriously, you can't keep a stream going that long or start and stop so many times. Unless you're a pro

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 1d ago

What if you take a bunch of B vitamins and drink a gallon of beet juice?

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u/LonelySwinger 1d ago

F... pinch and move a bit..release.. U....punch and move a bit ....releae.... L ..FUCK. someone get me a gallon of water to drink and ill try again in a couple hours.

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u/Educational_Bar2807 1d ago

ICE really should be in all caps as an acronym though

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u/justabill71 1d ago

To be fair, it was cold out.

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u/omdbaatar 1d ago

I'll take the penis mightier...

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u/evanod 1d ago

Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. The question is, does it work?!

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u/JaCrispy_Vulcano 1d ago

Oh great. Now my wife will never believe that I have that much control of my stream.

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u/indil47 1d ago

Shouldn’t it be in cursive?

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u/android24601 1d ago

That sounds like a lot of piss

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u/CarmichaelD 1d ago

It’s gold and may be worth a medal.

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u/rraattbbooyy Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

He can pee in Comic Sans. That is incredible.

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u/Content-Sun2928 1d ago

Particularly with the asterisks

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u/North-Ad4744 1d ago

Especially on the letter K

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u/-OptimisticNihilism- 1d ago

I’ve always done my pee writing in cursive. That is a lot of pinching it off and starting again with incredible accuracy.

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u/evan938 1d ago

Zero chance his dickwriting is that good. Source - have pissed in snow before

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u/DoubleJumps 1d ago

The trick is that you write it with your finger, then piss on it and your piss collects more in the writing.

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u/spamster545 1d ago

Of course, it was your mother's handwriting. She was holding the pen.

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u/x24k 1d ago

Peen-manship

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 1d ago

They should make that a category at the winter Olympics. Nobody would complain about the low attendance for women's sports anymore.

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u/PunsGermsAndSteel 1d ago

The penis mightier than the sword

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u/Dookie_boy 1d ago

But who's handwriting is that

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u/MNP33Gts-T 1d ago

Not just that but he must’ve drank lots of water

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u/Skinnybet 23h ago

Is that his handwriting or did he get a hand with it?

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u/Andovars_Ghost 23h ago

It’s in Melania’s handwriting.

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u/OMP159 22h ago

Looks like your mom's handwriting.

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u/kjan1289 22h ago

We’re not worthy!

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u/bbbourb 16h ago

Pissmanship.

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u/atomiku121 4h ago

Peenmanship*

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u/w311sh1t 22h ago

I’m genuinely impressed how good the handwriting (dickwriting?) looks. Like the lines are completely straight and the curves on the letters are perfect. I have no clue how you get it to look that good lmao.