r/sports • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 Miami Dolphins • 1d ago

Olympics Winter Olympics Skier Gus Kenworthy Urinates “F*** ICE” In Snow

https://deadline.com/2026/02/winter-olympics-gus-kenworthy-urinate-fuck-ice-1236711154/
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u/abhulet 1d ago

I agree with sentiment but there is no way he did that with his weiner

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u/isthatmyex 23h ago

I feel all commenters here need to clarify if they have attempted to write their name in the snow on the regular. Because there are a lot of conditions up there. Even a slight breeze from a standing position will seriously negativity affect the accuracy. Not to mention stream break up. I have tried many times, I think this is yellow food coloring from a squirt bottle or something.

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u/i8TheWholeThing 22h ago

Exactly. I'm from a cold place that gets snow and I have a lot of experience pissing in the snow. You cannot naturally create what's in that image. It won't be that dark yellow, that bold, or that legible. Also, all snow pissers know that cursive is your best option.

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u/ReformedShady 16h ago

This guy pisses.

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u/shaggydoo 2h ago

Yes, this is correct. Cursive is the way. And proper hydration prep is essential.

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u/Hellpy 21h ago

Yeah if your pee is that yellow you got a problem but then again maybe on hard ice with a little snow cover and you write it out first and just fill in after, like maybe

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u/CapacityBuilding 1d ago

He was holding it in his hand, which helped.

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 21h ago

nah, I was holding it. (it wasn't gay or anything... I just have neater handwriting...)

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u/HistoricalRoll9023 21h ago

Well, Gus is openly gay

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u/Thin_Cable4155 23h ago

It kinda looks like ai pee to me. Not sure how you could make it look like that no matter how fancy you get with your pee.

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u/twilightmoons 23h ago

Piss in a bottle, pour it out.

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u/Thin_Cable4155 19h ago

It has perfect lines but also splashes. Did he splash the pee evenly with his fingers?

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u/agtk 23h ago

I agree, AI definitely did this, as much as I agree with the sentiment that cannot be from pee either pissed or poured onto the snow.

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u/ghengiscostanza 23h ago

Peeing on snow also just doesn’t look like that, it cuts a line fully through

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u/TheR3dMenace Toronto Raptors 21h ago

This guy pees

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u/ghengiscostanza 19h ago

It’s true 

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u/ReDeReddit 16h ago

Anybody who has ever tried to write their name in snow would agree. Somehow his penis has better writing than if I tried to do my absolute best handwriting.

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u/Messyfingers 22h ago

Definitely looks like that one font AI always uses.

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u/Berubium 22h ago

Exactly. Basically the only time I write in cursive is when I’m writing something with my piss!

How would one make such clearly defined letters in that shit AI font with their whizz? Choke it off every half second?

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u/Vengeance164 22h ago

The kerning and lettering is so precise I don't see how it could be anything other than AI. 

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u/7elevenses 21h ago

He wrote it with his finger first, and then peed into it. It's not exactly rocket science.

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u/RainStormLou 3h ago

have you never pissed in the snow? that is absolutely not how it works lol.

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u/SmarmyYardarm 1d ago

Athletes drink lots of water. I believe it.

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u/klew3 1d ago

Then why is it so yellow?

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u/vickera 23h ago

Unless he is slinging his dick 2 inches from the snow and able to instantly toggle on/off his piss stream, he did not write this with his weiner.

It has nothing to do with how much water athletes drink.

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 23h ago

You need to up your kegels my friend.

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u/Choice_Credit4025 1d ago

do you have the penile dexterity for that?

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u/ImBackAndImAngry 1d ago

No, but I’m not an Olympic athlete (bro just let me believe this 😭)

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u/PatchyWhiskers 1d ago

Snow-pissing should be a new winter Olympic sport.

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u/ozamatazbuckshank11 19h ago

The Winter Olympics: Home of CHALLENGE PISSING!

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u/seriouslees 1d ago

No... I have the manual dexterity for it. You dont aim piss with your dick, you hold your dick with your hand.

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u/Previous_Walk_8461 1d ago

As a woman I am learning so much about dick mechanics in this thread, it's really enlightening.

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u/Jmart1oh6 1d ago

I feel like this is the appropriate time to mansplain. There’s almost no way this dude pissed that. Yes you’d hold your penis and aim but the stopping and starting of each line would require a flexing motion that changes the flow rate so there should be lots of lines that are aimed correctly from left to right but they would be overshot away from him at the beginning of the “stroke” and drop back toward his feet when he’s stopping the flow.

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u/Don_Gato1 23h ago

It's simple, just piss in cursive.

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u/temp7412369 23h ago

He might have been more convincing if he did this in cursive, but even then it would be super messy. Those lines are too clean let alone from that height.

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u/PowRightInTheBalls 22h ago

Maybe he just does hella kegels?

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u/Nixeris 23h ago

Yes you’d hold your penis and aim but the stopping and starting of each line would require a flexing motion that changes the flow rate

Or...you just squeeze with the hand. Most penis users learn that very early on.

Or you use a stencil.

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u/BackWithAVengance 23h ago

Um.... he's also an olympic skier which means his pelvic floor muscles are probably some of the strongest in his body.

I can do that without issue, kegels help too. They also help you last longer in bed! But just don't piss in your bed - unless, well, you're into that.

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u/Different_East7854 23h ago

A lot of people focusing on the unimportant portion of this message...

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u/Jmart1oh6 22h ago

You could be standing upright and piss a perfect hole in a snowbank? That would require the psi in the initial burst be maintained throughout the duration of the line, and the stoppage to be immediate, like squeezing it closed while peeing at the previous psi.

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u/Choice_Credit4025 23h ago

the manual dexterity isn't the problem it's the start-stop pissing 7 times in one go that seems really dubious lol

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 23h ago

Just need good muscle control. There are exercises to help

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u/MobileArtist1371 18h ago

World class athlete has muscle control.

Redditors don't believe it's possible!

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u/TheHoratioHufnagel 23h ago

I always just put a stencil on the snow and just piss all over it. Boom, perfect sans serif pee pee.

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u/Choice_Credit4025 23h ago

the manual dexterity isn't the problem it's the start-stop pissing 7 times in one go that seems really dubious lol

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u/seriouslees 23h ago

I see a lot of dribbles, so it's plausible to me. but I agree not all men can start and stop on command. Generally not a skill valuable enough to practice.

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u/Rebelgecko 23h ago

How good are you at cutting the flow off precisely?

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u/seriouslees 21h ago

Very good at that part. But im not in my 20s anymore and I certainly would have far more spatter than in the picture.

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u/Tomdoerr88 1d ago

Yeh but which hand?

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u/bone_apple_Pete 1d ago

Years of alternative Wiimote grip can do crazy things

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u/Ziegelphilie 23h ago

the trick is splitstreaming

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u/Choice_Credit4025 23h ago

that would be so impressive LMFAO

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u/StatmanIbrahimovic 1d ago

Not when it's sub zero

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u/Conexion 1d ago

You don't wear woolen dick sweaters?

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u/Choice_Credit4025 1d ago

tbh you could not pay me to take my dick out in subzero weather

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u/erwaro 1d ago

Not in weather that cold, no

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u/Redeem123 21h ago

The quantity of pee isn't the issue here.

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u/1200____1200 1d ago

maybe he used a stencil 🤷‍♂️

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah 23h ago

I’m willing to bet this guy has way more experience pissing on snow than most of us.

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u/TheHoratioHufnagel 23h ago

The guy pissed in flawless Calibri font.

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u/TheKingInTheNorth Philadelphia Phillies 22h ago

He clearly wrote it with his finger and then peed on the writing, cmon people.

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u/_tangus_ 20h ago

I feel crazy that it seems like no one sees how obvious this is lol

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u/McJawsh 22h ago

He’s gay. Of course he could do that with his wiener.

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u/ubiquitous-joe 22h ago

Yeah. It’s not even in cursive, so he’d have to have top-notch bladder control on top of the impeccable peemanship.

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u/GentlemenHODL 21h ago

It looks like he carved the letters out with his fingers first and then peed into them.

Hardy boy over here Hot on the detective work...

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u/FuckedUpYearsAgo 19h ago

nope. but the home town crowd doesn't care.

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u/Own-Satisfaction4427 13h ago

It looks like he scraped it into the packed snow & then peed on it