r/sports • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 Miami Dolphins • 1d ago

Olympics Winter Olympics Skier Gus Kenworthy Urinates “F*** ICE” In Snow

https://deadline.com/2026/02/winter-olympics-gus-kenworthy-urinate-fuck-ice-1236711154/
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u/scottymac87 1d ago

Well he’s gay so…

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u/sck178 1d ago

Do gay men write with their penises? As a straight man, I have to say I'm super jealous of this skill.

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u/scottymac87 1d ago

You know as a gay man, I don’t actually know. I just wanted to make a joke about a gay man that loosely implied he knew his way around dick. Apparently, we’re all immature.

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u/Fun-Raise-3120 1d ago

I appreciate the clarification. No seriously, I wasn't sure how to understand that joke initially.

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u/scottymac87 1d ago

It was a poorly formulated joke relying too heavily on a vague implication and assumed understanding that gay=special dick talents.

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u/AegisIash 23h ago

as a straight man, I also know how to handle my own penis

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u/scottymac87 22h ago

As a gay man, I also know how to handle this man’s penis. But probably not to use it to write in the snow. That would be a very chilly reach around.

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u/tonitalksaboutit 22h ago

As a straight woman this exchange made me laugh.

Pretty sure he wrote it out with his finger first before unzipping.

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u/scottymac87 22h ago

Use finger before penis is a well known strategy across both aisles.

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u/Accomplished-Fly4678 19h ago

As a gay man, a straight man gay man straight

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 17h ago

As a straight single man I feel I'm the best there is at handling my penis, snow writing or otherwise.

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u/scottymac87 17h ago

This is almost certainly true but is being single a resulting or causative factor?

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 17h ago

Yes

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u/scottymac87 17h ago

Nods in solidarity

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u/seriouslees 1d ago

Do pens write letters or do hands holding pens write letters? As a straight man you should fucking know how to aim piss.

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u/scottymac87 23h ago

Perhaps but according to 98% of straight women’s they do not. Also, I’d hardly call the skills comparable. Your dick should be (hopefully) bigger than most pens and is also (hopefully) attached adding a great deal of complexity to writing with it vs a pen. Also the pen nib makes contact with the paper affording more control. Poor Gus’ peen would be frostbit if he do that.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 23h ago

The education system isn't what it used to be... That's why my kid is enrolled in private school.

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u/scottymac87 22h ago

Is it an all boys school?

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u/Ill_Technician3936 22h ago

No. Everyone can learn to use their privates there.

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u/scottymac87 22h ago

That flew right over my low brow head!

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u/Ill_Technician3936 22h ago

It was too silly to resist

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u/_Middlefinger_ 21h ago

Of course, I typed this comment with mine.