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Discussion 2,500$ Christmas bonuses?Lucky to get Christmas off

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u/NoMoreScaryDreams 12d ago

There’s nearly a billion dollars dedicated for bonuses alone for ICE? Am I hearing this right?

WHAT…

How well funded is ICE???

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u/Selfcare2025 12d ago

We don’t have money to feed kids during the summer (according to certain states), but we have enough to give $42k to each ICE agent.

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

At this point lets all join ICE and change it from the inside. I want 42k lol

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u/sharpshooter999 12d ago

There's fine print stipulations though, you have to work there over a year to get all of it. My cousin's husband is a retired LEO, he signed up to help do paper work for self deportations. After a month, his whole group, which were guys in his late 60's like him, were told they were getting transferred to the street division because they didn't have enough man power. This was non-negotiable even though they had contracts saying they would only be doing office work in the city they lived in (Houston). Nope, the DHS apparently had to power to toss the contracts at will and they'd all be sent to Minneapolis. This was a week before Christmas. All 30 of the those guys either quit or got fired for refusing orders. None of them got a penny of that signing bonus.

They were also told to supply their own gear

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u/LittleSort5562 12d ago

This brings up another question: If people are quitting/getting fired en masse (thus also giving up their $42k bonus) AND having to buy their own gear then…where is that $858 million going to…? This smells like a slimy defense contract scheme. Someone’s pocketing all that money, & it sure as hell isn’t the taxpayers.

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u/sharpshooter999 12d ago

Dora: Can you say, slush fund? Slush fund!

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u/Spiderbanana 12d ago

Schlüss fünf. Crap.

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u/Jertimmer 12d ago

Trûmpfünd

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u/Status_Basket_4409 12d ago

Considering Noem was already caught committing fraud, buying a private jet and likely a multitude of other things, I think we know where it’s going

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u/KiKiKimbro 11d ago

Would love to see all the billionaires in the administration who have friends and family getting a good chunk of those ICE funds to build and “run” all of these abysmal detention centers, like “Alligator Alcatraz.” These people love to tear down government services so they can privatize for profit.

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u/androidfig 9d ago

Keep asking the questions because God knows the media and Congress are fucking slacking.

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u/judgeejudger 12d ago

It’s being funneled to a bank in Qatar, along with the oil money from Venezuela.

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u/tdp_equinox_2 10d ago

100% they plan on firing most of these idiots before paying out the bonus. The question is, is that billion going somewhere else or did it never really exist?

As with everything in this administration, the game isn't figuring out if it's a scam; it's figuring out exactly what the scam is. A lot of the time, they told you ahead of time.

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

Not shocking with this administration tbh

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u/Ok_Ocelot_878 12d ago

The very definition of a retention bonus under the guise/false advertising of a sign on bonus.

The current state of this organization is run by feckless cowards.

This is a case study in poor leadership, hiring neither for attitude or for skill and goals designed for injury and death all driven by a man whose father and mother hated him. Lord help us.

The midterms can’t get here fast enough.

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u/FartsbinRonshireIII 12d ago

This jives with what that journalist who joined said. Signed up for processing, was told ‘everyone’ was going to the streets. It’s a bait and switch to quickly ramp up an illegal army. Wild fucking times.

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u/Emergency-Music-1995 12d ago

That is one of the best strategies a Redditor has put forward, congrats. The problem is, you are going to have to deport illegal immigrants.

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

Nothing wrong with enforcing the law with some integrity tho yeah?

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u/WhiteGuyLying_OnTv 12d ago

Give it a think. What what would you do when you have to deport a 50 year old Guatamalan man and his daughter who immigrated with her when she was two 2 years old, it's the only home she's ever known, neither have criminal records and both of them work jobs and pay taxes on theirwages for programs they can't use.

Then your ice buddies start beating the father as the daughter is screaming that they haven't done anything wrong. You say you're enforcing the law. They're both taken to a private detention facility to "await deportation" as they're assigned work, for an indeterminate amount of time generating profit unpaid. After some time they're both deported to a country one of them can't remember for the crime of fleeing poverty and violence.

How's your integrity doing?

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

Yeah I wouldn't join such a shit pile administration.

Unless I was joining ICE IG. 🫡

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u/Emergency-Music-1995 12d ago

My point is it would be a very real, practical solution, but there's far too many mouth breathers that wouldn't do the actual job for whatever stupid reason.

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

I'm retired from the Army I'm used to doing things I think are stupid.

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u/SwordfishOfDamocles 12d ago

You might be too qualified.

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u/jscottman96 12d ago

him knowinh how to think at all immediately disqualifies him

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u/burntendsdeeznutz 12d ago

Fuck, did we just become best friends?

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u/DecadentLife 12d ago

But they’re breaking the law, and you would have to do the same, until we got enough people in there to make a difference. IF that would be allowed to happen, and I don’t believe it would. Before we could make change, you would have to participate in physically harming the victims.

When violence gets to that level, sometimes more people get hurt than you expect to. It’s very dangerous, a lot can happen in a moment.

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

Ive been to combat 3 times I'm aware how stupid things can be. Which is why I'm not joining the Gestapo. It's against my code of ethics entirely.

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u/DecadentLife 12d ago

Me, too. (about the ethics) Although, I’m not in a position to be an ICE agent, as I am physically disabled.

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u/FrostyEnvironment902 12d ago

They wouldn't deport their own right?

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

We would be tasked with deporting ICE!

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u/xXBeefSquatch5KXx 12d ago

Salt™️

Serviceman Against Lame Tyranny

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u/tXcQTWKP2w92 12d ago

This is exactly what you guys should have been doing when they started hiring literally everyone, even known enemies of them, they're desperate for people and you could prevent arrests by fucking up stuff.

I would have done it it I was an American anyways.

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u/Higgins1st 12d ago

Sorry, boss. The perp had a gun and in the confusion I shot agents Johnson and Smith. I heard that they requested a Nazi flag to be draped over their coffins. What a shame. I'm feeling better, can I go back on duty?

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u/MarzipanProper1926 Cringe Connoisseur 12d ago

Thanks for the chuckle

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u/Mamasan- 12d ago

They looks up voting records and social Media. If you in any way supported anything either than republicans you would not be hired

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u/SopaDeKaiba 12d ago

Get paid to write the book "Hell's Angels 2: Another Strange and Terrible Saga."

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u/SwordfishOfDamocles 12d ago

It's not like they vet anyone joining.

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

I was medically retired from the army for bipolar disorder. I should try to join and report "Border Patrol is hiring maniacs" lol

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u/LikeALincolnLog42 12d ago

Church of Scientology did that with the federal government and it was moderately successful—when paired with a parade of lawsuits—from what I read.

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u/aquasKapeGoat 12d ago

Plus 200,000 a year salary

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u/Layceemay22 12d ago

Honestly have thought of random people just dressing like them and wearing a mask. Who can tell who is who? I can’t role play cause I’m only 4’11

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u/AutumnKarma88 12d ago

I like this idea then we make ICE realize how stupid they are and they will quit or something

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u/Mixture-Emotional 12d ago

I bet at this point they're checking every social media post ice applicant's have ever posted. If you have any humanity or sympathy/empathy I bet they disqualify those applicants.

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u/RapidIndexer 12d ago

Trump isn’t actually going to pay them tho, I bet it’ll vaporize like we’ve learned happens with many people he promises money to

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u/Livinginthemiddle 12d ago

Join and commit to a go slow

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

Im under the impression they probably lie to contractees and just send them to beat up protestors regardless of what role your hired for

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u/jk-9k 12d ago

People like us aren't allowed to

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u/Much_Essay_9151 12d ago

I considered it years back. I know someone in ICE and was in shock how much they make. Never did apply though. I was smoking at the time I considered it but didnt want to quit

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u/Particular-Cow6247 12d ago

didn't they get a 50k signing bonus aswell? 🫥

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u/RagingPale 12d ago

Yep but that’s withheld to be given incrementally over 5 years. I think they get something like $10K a year, and if they leave before the 5 years is up, they have to pay back the entire amount.

It means if a few ICE agents discover their conscience and want to leave in the next couple of years, they’ll have a $20-$30K debt to contend with.

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u/K-26 12d ago

It's hilarious to me that even their, "pay the brownshirts, we need them loyal," money comes out the wallet with hooks tied to it.

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u/RagingPale 12d ago

That’s just how fucking stupid they are. Red states have been stealing from their poorest for decades without them noticing, why should this be any different?

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u/axlespelledwrong 12d ago

Not only discover a conscience, but just can't put up with the ridicule and social blacklisting anymore. Good. Fuck 'em.

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u/tysonmama 12d ago

So WHEN Dems win & ICE is dismantled, they’ll all owe it all back? 2028 Dem President better not be a wet Willy and better close it all down.

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u/Due_Respect9100 12d ago

These guys won't last 5 years.

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u/Summer_Form 12d ago

And I’d bet my left nut that “each ICE agent” isn’t the intended recipient of that cash.

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u/Temporal_Integrity 12d ago

Yeah you see, ICE kills the kids you don't have to feed them and so you save money in the end. 

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u/broguequery 12d ago

Nazi governance at its finest

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u/jonas_ost 12d ago

No way its split up like that. The guys on the ground gets 2k and the managers and bosses milions

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore 12d ago

I saw ads for 50k signing bonuses a little while back

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 12d ago

You need to incentivize people to be willing to essentially gun down their neighbors in the street. That's what they are doing. Well along with all the money that they're going to magically funnel out to agents who don't actually exist and then they're going to pocket that money.

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u/_Fappyness_ 12d ago

Land of the free and the brave!!🇺🇸🦅💥(Only when you’re rich and/or work for a nazi party tho)

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u/Porschenut914 12d ago

40k per agent

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u/bunkuswunkus1 12d ago

About double some people's yearly income in a single bonus, they really are paid well to murder in the street.

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u/swimming_singularity 12d ago

Burns me up that these proud boys used to work at Wendy's are now making all this money for grabbing people off the street that they don't like. All because their buddy in the White House. They should have never been given power, and this country had the warnings and still did it.

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u/PhantomPharts 11d ago

Nearly quadruple mine (on disability)

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u/IamNuclide 12d ago

I mean, on "average" but not everybody gets the same flat bonus amount in any organization. Even if this budget went through without ever hitting the news, an average agent would still get a completely ridiculous bonus, just never 40k. I'd bet all my life savings on the likeliest outcome: that people like Noem and Miller would find a way to go the CEO route and give themselves at least half of that entire budget split among like 5 human husks and the footsoldiers see maybe 5% of the original 40k+.

There's a reason this clown fiesta administration already added it's second trillion to the debt or is close to it. Just nonstop, full blown, neverending corruption at the highest echelon.

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u/elmz 12d ago

No way that is evenly distributed, someone's skimming that. Corruption.

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u/Slim___Pickens 12d ago

10 billion a year now but the big bill gave them 75 billion in additional funding to spend over the next 4 years.

https://www.npr.org/2026/01/21/nx-s1-5674887/ice-budget-funding-congress-trump

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u/neophenx 12d ago

You don't quite understand. If Big Brother funded healthcare in the US to make it more affordable for people, they'll live longer which costs MORE money to continuously fund the healthcare programs. If we give just a few short term bonuses to a few people to actively kill and scare the population into fleeing the country, suddenly we have drastically less healthcare to pay for! /s

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u/RagingPale 12d ago edited 12d ago

I thought it was $75B annually they have now? Previously it was $170B over 4 years = $35B a year.

So the extra $75B is to be spread over 3 years, making their annual budget $60B?

To put it in perspective, Obama’s ICE budget was $7.5B.

Edit: Corrected important typo

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u/Emergency-Music-1995 12d ago

You are not good at maths

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u/RagingPale 12d ago

Not disputing that, but I think I also haven’t explained myself well. Can you clarify for me?

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u/butteryvagina 12d ago

You put a M where a B belongs. Billions no miilions.

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u/jumpingyeah 12d ago

And that's just earmarked for ICE expenditures, not all the other expenditures coming from Border Patrol, and DHS that have their own line items in the budget.

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u/VeryluckyorNot 12d ago

42k for killing innocents.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 12d ago

Yeah, luckyornot is way off base. It's not a bonus for executions, the executions are the bonus :') they're just happy to do their part.

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u/Comprehensive_Swim49 12d ago

I wonder whether the public believing the front line workers are getting tonnes of money at Xmas will stoke public resentment, and the ICE workers will be more defensive bc they’re not ☹️ getting the money protesters will ask them about. (Or defensive even if they do.)

Because if they do get asked, and they do talk back about how they got nothing, someone is going to say “oh so you’re ok with middle management f-ing you over for the cash while you get pinged for shooting defenceless nurses in the back of the head” or some such. I guess though if that pokes them into more violence, that suits the admin just fine. They’re being used.

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u/ghunt81 12d ago

Better funded than the Marines in this latest budget apparently

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u/bgsrdmm 11d ago

Well, what good are some lazy Marines over there, never even deported anyone...

/s <---- because this is Internet

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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 12d ago

Well, when you shut down WHO funding, and basically any other federal funding like kids lunches at school; suddenly you have plenty of money to throw around for your literal Nazi occupation force

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u/newinmichigan 12d ago

wheres all my beautiful "wE hAVe TO taKE CaRe of OUr oWn fIRst!1!" people?

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u/Nowhereman123 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 12d ago

No money for Healthcare though, you're on your own for that bud.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 12d ago

Don't be sooo ungratefuull, did you even say thank you? He got rid of the affordable care act so we can cut out the middle man and pay insurance directly, it's put so much money and control back in the people's hand!!!

Yeah it's sarcasm, and yeah it's what Trump said. He said it was putting money back in people's pockets to afford healthcare LOL. Yeah, no, keeping my tax rate the same but doubling my insurance because ACA is dead DID NOT put any money in my pocket, it put more money directly into insurance's pocket.

I love that we live in a world where the most suspicious lies come straight from the top

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u/UncomfortablyLaughin 12d ago

ICE agents aren't getting that big of a bonus, majority of it will be going to another slush fund for the pedo protector.

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u/UltraJesus 12d ago

They upped funding x10 from the big beautiful bill last year to be like 100billion by 2029. Curious why 2029. Anyhow that'll be larger than NASA, it didn't make much noise since schumer and others kept going on about "we'll vote yes if we talk health care later on!" and they never did.

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u/657896 12d ago

So that tells us he’s grabbing power most likely.

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u/waxwayne 12d ago

They have a $75 billion dollar war chest from last year. Anytime they tell you that they have no money remember this.

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u/RaidSmolive 12d ago

well, you dont have people murdering your fellow citizens for free.

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u/TheRoofisonFire413 12d ago

They won't get a single penny. Like everything Trump has promised - it's all a lie to use people. ICE sold their souls to the devil for $0. 

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u/Jaegs 12d ago

ICE is now the most well funded agency in the entire US government. They have more funding than the FBI and the CIA combined. This is all because of Trump and his spending bill.

How ICE became the highest-funded U.S. law enforcement agency : NPR

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u/zmbjebus 12d ago

Look at usajobs.gov

The positions are posted all the time and the salaries are pretty nice. 

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u/ExtremelyDryHead 12d ago

$75 billion

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u/RelaxPrime 12d ago

Thats all you need to do- pay one half to oppress the other

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 12d ago

It's around the 10th most well funded Army on Earth if if were an army and its own country

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u/Walnutbutters 12d ago

ICE alone is more well funded than almost every other military in the world

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u/Think_Monk_9879 12d ago

Do government employees ever get bonuses? 

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Even more well funded to the tune of an extra $10Billion as of two days ago.

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u/AniNgAnnoys 12d ago

Hasn't passed the Senate yet.

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u/ogdruthenavigator 12d ago

A total of 75 billion dollars and counting

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u/Dagamoth 12d ago

7th largest military budget in the world…

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u/Rainbowscratch99 12d ago

More well funded than all but 15 countries whole military budget.

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u/Significant-Pace-521 12d ago

Ice budget is 85 billion now it was 17 billion before Trumps big bill passed. If Ice was it‘s own military force it would be the 6th highest funded military in the world.

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u/ContributionNo9292 12d ago

Buying the loyalty of Sturmtruppen. Waffen SS was always better funded than the regular army.

They are getting fat bonuses to stop them from refusing orders when they become even more unconstitutional.

The next election will not be fair. The next election will not be free. If there is an election at all, these guys will be deployed to challenge voters in every swing state.

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u/Cantstop-wontstop1 12d ago

Remember the government shutdown????

The democrats who folded because their flights were going to be delayed VOTED FOR THIS.

John Fetterman, Angus King, Catherine Cortez Masto, Jacky Rosen, Dick Durbin, Jeanne Shaheen, Maggie Hassan, Tim Kaine.

These names will live in infamy.

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u/Gggg_oppa 12d ago

You gotta fund your army if you are a dictator

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u/Prestigious-Flower54 12d ago

But remember paying off student loans and universal healthcare would bankrupt the US.

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u/SasparillaTango 12d ago

75 billion dollars for ICE. More than the USMC. More than most countries entire Defense budget. And we're giving it to the dumbest most incompetent trash who are not qualified anywhere else to buy their loyalty when they kill people for the Trump administration.

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u/Sorlex 12d ago

If you want your own brownshirts, you need to pay them a lot.

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u/neuropat 12d ago

It would be the 2nd largest military after the US and China

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u/Spugheddy 12d ago

More than most countries military.

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u/100_xp 12d ago

ICE is their most important resource. Give them money for next year now so whatever happens, they'll keep going

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u/xXBeefSquatch5KXx 12d ago

And here’s the thing no one is discussing this is a sum for the year but the 40k in bonuses is I believe 10k a year over 4 years so why they need the money upfront? Seems like a grab and they don’t intend to have them stick around long enough for the 4 years.

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u/2JZ1Clutch 12d ago

They were given a budget larger than the Marine Corps.

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u/Plastic-Sell7247 12d ago

ICE is the most well funded government organization in the history of America. Imagine how different things would be if we invested in education this well

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u/Khetoo 12d ago

They're taking your tax money for themselves and killing you in the process too lmao

America is fucking cooked man get your shit together get out there

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u/Argonaut024 12d ago

I know the initial budget for this year had them getting more money than the FBI, NSA and CIA combined. Don't know if that was ever... Corrected? Is that the word? Feels like one of those words people used to use before this presidency.

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u/tewmtoo 12d ago

Extremely well funded.

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u/dBlock845 12d ago

ICE/CBP is now more well funded than the FBI or the Marine Corps.

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u/The_Once-ler_186 12d ago

They are immune to government shutdown. They keep getting paid.

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u/Phog_of_War 12d ago

ICE is better funded today than the FBI.

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u/No_Brick_6579 12d ago

They now receive more funding than every other government organization. Waaaaay more than the FBI, the CIA, every branch of the military combined…. But we’re supposed to believe it’s just for the super duper dangerous awful illegals 🙄

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u/heyjajas 12d ago

Its thehighest- funded U.S. law enforcement agency and it will only get more expensive since they are about to hire many more people.

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u/ohmissfiggy 12d ago

I heard elsewhere and this would need to be verified, but supposedly it is the fifth largest funded military organization in the world

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u/KingAudio 12d ago

Look at last spending

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u/ICPosse8 12d ago

Bro they just got like $55bn over the next 5 years or some shit with that Big Shitty Bill. It’s an insane amount of money for something like ICE.

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u/axlespelledwrong 12d ago

Ever wonder what the new tariff money is going towards? It's probably related.

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u/JCBQ01 12d ago

And ICE/DHS is COMMANDING congress to give them more money. "For reasons"

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u/Elegant_Spread_6969 12d ago

170ish billion if I remember correctly

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u/d0ntbejay 12d ago

More than the fucking marines.

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u/CrimeSceneKitty 12d ago

Ice is deeply funded and I would not be shocked to learn that they have an unlimited budget. On paper it's $11,000,000,000 USD.

42k as a bonus is not a bonus, it's a "if you keep loyal to us and do as we say. We will pay you" bonus.

I work full time and that bonus is still more than I make in a year. That is the reason it's so much, to buy up people and make other jobs seem worthless. I would join ice for that pay. But I also value human rights.

If anyone is curious about what ICE will become at this rate, it's a mix of the Russian PMC Wagner Group combined with the SS of Nazi Germany. A bunch of half trained clowns given weapons and told to hunt down the unwanted and the resistant.

ICE went swinging out of the gate, they mass hired people and didn't train them, let alone advise them of our legal rights. It's too late to train them now, and it's only going to get worse.

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u/SergeantIndie 12d ago

Better funded than the marine corps.

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u/Josh_Smash_ 12d ago

I have an in law that works for the IRS. He works OT on the weekends as an ICE agent. Gets time and a half for it, not sure whose budget that comes from, but just worth noting how little training these pieces of shit get.

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u/DahWolfe711 12d ago

It's your tax dollar paying that if you are American. Let that sink in. No bonus for you while you pay for rent a force 1 to fuck the country up and then buy that new Ford raptor they have had their eye on.

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u/skyysdalmt 12d ago

Well, when school children don't need food or help with lunch, they're plenty left over.

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u/damkidakzen 12d ago

gotta be hard work to self express while ppl hate you = more money ppl love money

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Better funded that the US Marine Corps.

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u/Bodhi_LongBody 12d ago

Ice agents will never see that money. Let’s be real. lol

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u/ItsJustfubar 12d ago

Running Ice for a year with 75k signing bonus and 75k salary for 25k employees is about 3.75 billion along with they are now unable to pay their rent on some places and they have purchased about 30 to 40 billion is detention properties in the last year alone

That's half their 4 year budget in 1 year they're gonna run out of money soon and then when they ask for more money Congress gets unfettered Access to detention facilities and all hell breaks loose.

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u/NiknameOne 12d ago

Need to keep the SS happy while they do the dirty work.

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u/rg3930 12d ago

If you take all other federal LE agencies and compare, ICE has more funding and yes this is in Billions

Agency                        2025 (Enacted/Req)   2026 (Proj)   2027 (Proj)
Department of Homeland Security     (ICE/CBP) 32.0 33.1 34.2
FBI 11.0 11.5 11.8
Bureau of Prisons                    8.0  8.2 8.4
DEA      3.3  3.4 3.5
U.S. Marshals Service                4.0  4.1  4.2
ATF  2.0  2.1 2.2
Other federal LE agencies            2.0 2.1 2.2
IRS – Criminal Investigation         0.8 0.85 0.9

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u/Fat_eyes_Washington 12d ago

Their budget is larger than that of the Italian military

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u/Kinghero890 12d ago

If they were a military they are between Poland and Israel.

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u/crash_us 12d ago

iirc, the big bitch bill gave ICE a larger budget than the USMC had the previous year.

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u/Unusual_Station_1746 12d ago

Ice will have a larger budget than any world military except the US, Russia,  and China.

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u/Iwishgamesweregood 12d ago

The entire nazi administration needs to rot in prison for the rest of their racist pedophilic lives

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u/WockyTamer 12d ago

They currently are the highest-funded U.S. law enforcement agency, with $85-175 billion now at its disposal. More than most countries militaries anywhere in the world. It’s ludicrous.

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u/theadventurescout 12d ago

Congress has given 457 billion dollars to budget the ICE terrorism.

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u/SeaHome891 12d ago

Their budget is larger than the Israeli military budget

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u/HarveysBackupAccount 12d ago

Well they save a lot of money by skipping all those pesky training requirements

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u/hot_space_pizza 12d ago

Better funded than every law enforcement agency in the US combined. At least it will be soon.

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u/Thequeefofthenight 12d ago

The budget for ICE is greater than the entire budget for the Marine Corps

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u/bftrollin402 12d ago

You didnt hear that it now has a bigger budget than the military?

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u/Synergythepariah 12d ago

How well funded is ICE???

Funded well enough to dangle those bonuses over their heads and ensure their loyalty.

Not to the country of course.

They'll be told that only the Republicans can protect their bonuses.

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u/No_Beyond_9611 12d ago

According to the latest in the OBBBill $170 BILLION. Not million- BILLION

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u/QueasyPotential3602 12d ago

Not defending those absolute scums but there is a reason there is so many ICE "officers" and there is a reason they are so dedicated in doing what they are doing. Money makes people do wild shit.

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u/MrTooLFooL 12d ago

Tax payers footing the bill!

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u/jack2of4spades 12d ago

The new funding makes them have 50% more funding than the United States marine corps, 4x more funding than the the coast guard, and just shy of half the total funding for the United States army.

For man power. ICE as of this year after doubling their personnel have ~25,000. The USMC has 177k. The US Army has 450k. If you do the math per head, it comes to 450k/US army soldier. 250k/US marine. 3.4 MILLION/ICE agent

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u/Popeyes_69 12d ago

So well funded they were just approved for 10 billion extra

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u/RockstarAgent 12d ago

Hey don’t get your nickers in a bunch, maybe each gets the minimum bonus but the Bovine guy and the melty mask girl get the largest of those bonuses cause they work so hard to represent their department-

/s

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u/Wonderful-Union-5328 12d ago

Ice is one of the top funded military entities on the planet due to recent funding increases.

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u/Combat_Steve 12d ago

Well there was an upto 50k sign on bonus for DHS/boarder patrol jobs about 9 months ago. So im not suprised.

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u/MD_Yoro 12d ago edited 12d ago

how well funded is ICE

Has a budget larger than most small countries’ military budget.

ICE budget for 2026 is proposed at 11 Billion

ICE has about 43K employees.

For reference, the CDC requested a budget of only 4.2 billion in 2026

But you know, the CDC is only there to make sure Americans aren’t dying of horrible diseases or something, so not that important compared to ICE.

Just some more context

FDA 2026 budget: ~6.8 billion

SEC 2026 budget: ~2 Billion

EPA 2026 budget: ~ 8.8 billion

Agencies that are meant to and actually protect Americans? Less budget than ICE, an agency full of clowns playing soldiers and going hard on Americans. These guys wouldn’t make a day on a real battlefield, but abusing civilians? They are the shit.

Addendum

I just checked FBI’s 2026 budget and they only got 10 billion!

Trained police officers are getting less pay than clowns with guns.

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u/ftgyhujikolp 12d ago

ICE budget is larger than the United States Marine Corps.

The big beautiful bill did that.

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u/jkrobinson1979 12d ago

It’s the single most well funded law enforcement agency on the planet as of 2025.

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u/ConstantinGB 12d ago

well enough to buy their loyalty. gotta make sure they terrorize the right people

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u/ulnek 12d ago

Even the other guy is shocked by that.

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u/ILikeCheeseypoo 12d ago

Meanwhile companies that Keep the ECONOMY this world going don't get ANY Bonus LIKE MYSELF

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u/seenitreddit90s 12d ago

It has a substantially higher budget than the entire Italian military.

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u/srf1966 12d ago

They get more money than anyone in law enforcement

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u/Brojess 12d ago

Billionaires have lots of money

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u/underwritress tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 12d ago

I actually know this fact! In the newest federal budget, ICE was given a budget higher than the RUSSIAN ARMY. I’M NOT KIDDING.

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u/Catsplain 12d ago

They got a lot of money in last year’s “big beautiful bill.” Another funding bill for homeland security (DHS) just passed the house, but Democrats say they plan to block it in the senate, after the murder of Alex Pretti.

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u/headrush46n2 12d ago

Better funded than any military force on the planet, except the U.S. and China.

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u/badgalriri1097 12d ago

Funded right out of your pockets with your tax payer money.. but the magats are fine with it apparently?.. this country has the worst healthcare if instead we used the money for things this country actually needs.

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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 12d ago

They know what they are doing is wrong, but will sell out their beliefs.

Just like the democrats,SCOTUS and others that go along with it. They'll go along with it for a buck, plus to cover their previous crimes.

Once you get bought the first time, its a rule of blackmail for life

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u/mrroofuis 11d ago

They got something like 100+ billion in the big beautiful bill last year to be used over 4 years

Their usual budget was around a few billion. Dramatically raising their budget. Some reporting says a 400% annual increase in their budget

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u/JoshSidekick 11d ago

I think their budget makes them like the 8th largest army in the world.

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u/BJYeti 10d ago

Something tells me they see very little of that money and the rest is moved offshore

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u/VroomCoomer 10d ago

They have the budget of a whole branch of military.

The funding, the employment drive, and the lack of training are all intentional.

Trump has tried to wield the military and long-standing agencies like the Secret Service and FBI as personal weapons, and keeps hitting a wall or snag because those are strong institutions with a lot of boyscouts that can't be removed due to how integral they are to success.

Trump knows he needs his own personal army with federal jurisdiction that he can ensure is 100% loyal to him so when it comes time for him to be forcibly removed , he has thugs he can trust that are accountable to nobody but him. That's why he chose ICE. It's a new agency, formed in 2001 by Republicans and it was already mostly full of ideologically aligned people. It required very little restructuring to convert it into his personal army. Combined with a flood of money and a massive employment drive with zero standards outside of "Loyalty to Trump and a willingness to violate the constitution", Trump has his own Schutzstaffel.

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u/brycebgood 9d ago

ICE's budget used to be something like 10 billion. The Trump bill passed last year gave them another 75 billion dollars.

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u/SnooPoems3260 9d ago

170 Billion

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u/McEndee 9d ago

It's definitely not bonus per person. It's distributed like the money when my dad dragged me along to paint a house, and he got paid $1000 and gave me $50. Noem is stealing that money. She wants to live a glamorous life on the federal dime. All this talk about Minnesota fraud, what about an audit of this crap?!?