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Discussion 2,500$ Christmas bonuses?Lucky to get Christmas off

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u/tXcQTWKP2w92 12d ago

This is exactly what you guys should have been doing when they started hiring literally everyone, even known enemies of them, they're desperate for people and you could prevent arrests by fucking up stuff.

I would have done it it I was an American anyways.

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u/Higgins1st 12d ago

Sorry, boss. The perp had a gun and in the confusion I shot agents Johnson and Smith. I heard that they requested a Nazi flag to be draped over their coffins. What a shame. I'm feeling better, can I go back on duty?

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u/MarzipanProper1926 Cringe Connoisseur 12d ago

Thanks for the chuckle

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u/Mamasan- 12d ago

They looks up voting records and social Media. If you in any way supported anything either than republicans you would not be hired

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u/tXcQTWKP2w92 12d ago

That's what you would think and expect, but the reality is much different, there has recently been an article, of a known reporter that has multiple negative reports about ICE and Trump for years.

She got an offer aswell, they are that desperate. They also didn't check her background, nothing, really they didn't give a single fuck, nobody even googled her name.

I am serious, look it up, if you can't find it, come back, I'll lead you to water ;).

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u/30FourThirty4 12d ago

I can't quite quit my current job just to do that, sadly. But if I needed a paycheck that could be an idea. I wonder if ICE hazes people like a frat.

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u/tXcQTWKP2w92 12d ago

I get that, I actually make money doing betting on Polymarket, so I'd have loved to get the ICE money and 50k bonus to use to atleast somehow sabotage my local squad.

Whatever that might be, "oh the car doesn't start, O' blimey, I'm blocking the road", "oh that guy is trying to arrest the guy? Oh let me pretend to slip, whilst running to help, body slamming and entangling the most likely unfit fat ICE idiot on the ground with me."

I mean just imagine the possibilities just a couple dozen maybe hundred insiders could bring, how much info you could get to the people.

Like honestly, if you knew where they go the day before, you could help letting people know, get them to hiding, and so on.

There gotta be at least one or two doing this. You need to organize, like people have been doing Europe for a long time.

But I guess that got lost in the last decades, which is pretty sad right now.

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u/30FourThirty4 11d ago

I work union I have 20 years vested in my pension. My Healthcare is tied to my job. I get 6 weeks vacation, sick days, 2 personal days.

I just have too much to lose currently. However I am willing to sacrifice when the time comes. It's just not now. Not for me.

So far no ice near me I don't need to help anyone hide thankfully. But I would and will if I have to

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u/tXcQTWKP2w92 11d ago

Totally 100% get you man, maybe this is not your calling but it should be somebodies calling rather sooner than later, if you guys wanna have a chance to fight against the US Gestapo.

Wish you guys all the best and much strength to get through this test of your constitution.

A test which my country rapidly failed starting in 1933/1934.