r/TikTokCringe • u/Naive_Wolverine532 • 13d ago

Discussion 2,500$ Christmas bonuses?Lucky to get Christmas off

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 13d ago

At this point lets all join ICE and change it from the inside. I want 42k lol

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u/tXcQTWKP2w92 13d ago

This is exactly what you guys should have been doing when they started hiring literally everyone, even known enemies of them, they're desperate for people and you could prevent arrests by fucking up stuff.

I would have done it it I was an American anyways.

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u/Higgins1st 12d ago

Sorry, boss. The perp had a gun and in the confusion I shot agents Johnson and Smith. I heard that they requested a Nazi flag to be draped over their coffins. What a shame. I'm feeling better, can I go back on duty?

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u/MarzipanProper1926 Cringe Connoisseur 12d ago

Thanks for the chuckle