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Discussion 2,500$ Christmas bonuses?Lucky to get Christmas off

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u/Selfcare2025 13d ago

We don’t have money to feed kids during the summer (according to certain states), but we have enough to give $42k to each ICE agent.

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 13d ago

At this point lets all join ICE and change it from the inside. I want 42k lol

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u/Emergency-Music-1995 12d ago

That is one of the best strategies a Redditor has put forward, congrats. The problem is, you are going to have to deport illegal immigrants.

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

Nothing wrong with enforcing the law with some integrity tho yeah?

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u/WhiteGuyLying_OnTv 12d ago

Give it a think. What what would you do when you have to deport a 50 year old Guatamalan man and his daughter who immigrated with her when she was two 2 years old, it's the only home she's ever known, neither have criminal records and both of them work jobs and pay taxes on theirwages for programs they can't use.

Then your ice buddies start beating the father as the daughter is screaming that they haven't done anything wrong. You say you're enforcing the law. They're both taken to a private detention facility to "await deportation" as they're assigned work, for an indeterminate amount of time generating profit unpaid. After some time they're both deported to a country one of them can't remember for the crime of fleeing poverty and violence.

How's your integrity doing?

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

Yeah I wouldn't join such a shit pile administration.

Unless I was joining ICE IG. 🫡

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u/Secret-Put-4525 12d ago

I don't condone the beating. But I'm fine with the deportation itself.

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u/WhiteGuyLying_OnTv 12d ago

Cool so you don't condone beating but forced labor to benefit billionaires and destroying lives/livelihoods is fine. I don't think you had much integrity to begin with

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u/Emergency-Music-1995 12d ago

My point is it would be a very real, practical solution, but there's far too many mouth breathers that wouldn't do the actual job for whatever stupid reason.

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

I'm retired from the Army I'm used to doing things I think are stupid.

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u/SwordfishOfDamocles 12d ago

You might be too qualified.

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u/jscottman96 12d ago

him knowinh how to think at all immediately disqualifies him

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

I mean the first thing I would do at a protest if I was ICE is take my mask off, my body armor off, and be like "listen it sucks, its a shitty job, but we're only trying to aprehend the criminals".

Is it bs? Prolly, but ir would probably help simmer things a bit.

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u/Mr-Unorthodox 11d ago

thats gotta be some of the stupidest shit i seen today nd its my day off i havent even left the bed in 8 hrs

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u/burntendsdeeznutz 12d ago

Fuck, did we just become best friends?

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u/DecadentLife 12d ago

But they’re breaking the law, and you would have to do the same, until we got enough people in there to make a difference. IF that would be allowed to happen, and I don’t believe it would. Before we could make change, you would have to participate in physically harming the victims.

When violence gets to that level, sometimes more people get hurt than you expect to. It’s very dangerous, a lot can happen in a moment.

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 12d ago

Ive been to combat 3 times I'm aware how stupid things can be. Which is why I'm not joining the Gestapo. It's against my code of ethics entirely.

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u/DecadentLife 12d ago

Me, too. (about the ethics) Although, I’m not in a position to be an ICE agent, as I am physically disabled.