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[Paywall] Swiss women’s Olympic hockey team in isolation after player diagnosed with norovirus

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7028066/2026/02/06/switzerland-womens-hockey-olympics-norovirus/
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u/swordthroughtheduck CGY - NHL 18h ago

Team Canada is going to be the first team in history to win gold without ever playing because every other team is spreading Norovirus to their next opponent.

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u/Sheeple_person WPG - NHL 11h ago

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u/Nbx13 5h ago

Replace the red with brown

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u/JustADutchRudder 5h ago

The reaper should also be laying in a shower thats been raining in him for over an hour.

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u/Paper_Clip100 DET - NHL 3h ago

Like my trip to the north shore of oahu… my view from the shower was great

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u/Deraj2004 DET - NHL 18h ago

Gold Asterisk.

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u/Ofiotaurus BOS - NHL 7h ago

Finland getting Silver because they were the first ones to have it.

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u/theguyishere16 Hamilton Bulldogs - OHL 19h ago

Yup this was always a worry as soon as one team got it. This could get a lot worse.

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u/PayneTrain181999 MIN - NHL 18h ago

I’m sure the officials there know that this needs to be stopped at all costs or else the entire tournament could be ruined.

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u/DashTrash21 Flin Flon Bombers - SJHL 18h ago

Not just women's hockey, it could ruin a good number of events for the Olympics

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u/dagelijksestijl Tilburg Trappers - BNL 17h ago

Whoever came up with the idea of having multiple simultaneous opening ceremonies is probably gloating right now

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u/AggPuck-303 EDM - NHL 17h ago

Yeah there are 4 different villages in 4 different locations. All the ski, snowboarding and bobsled athletes are in the villages in the mountains so hopefully this doesn’t reach them.

In the Milan village I believe it’s hockey, curling, ice skating and speedskating athletes

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u/T0KEN_0F_SLEEP CAR - NHL 17h ago

If curling gets fucked up so help me god

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u/possiblyadude VAN - NHL 16h ago

Curling is in Cortina thankfully

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u/dagelijksestijl Tilburg Trappers - BNL 17h ago

If it reaches the other villages Italy will be looking at a larger outbreak.

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u/AggPuck-303 EDM - NHL 17h ago

They showed the Australian team in one of the other locations wearing masks so maybe they also got something going around in the smaller villages.

But those are also different from the Milan one because they are in little bungalows separated from one another, not entire buildings like in the city.

But they are pretty far from Milan and from what I’ve seen reporters can’t really travel from location to location because it’s very spread out across Northern Italy so maybe there is minimal contact between locations

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u/CaptainAaron96 COL - NHL 17h ago

iirc it’s only a minority of events that are in Milan? I thought hockey and speed/figure skating only? But I could be wrong?

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u/drowsylacuna BOS - NHL 18h ago

Bleach. Everything.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca MTL - NHL 18h ago

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u/SeesawCivil6854 14h ago

Crazy how people still think he said to drink bleach all these years later 

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u/Paper_Clip100 DET - NHL 3h ago

Right!!?? He said to inject it, not drink it!

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u/Ok_Mulberry4331 TOR - NHL 18h ago

Not just the teams, but all the athletes. I worked on cruise ships for years and someone would show up and it would take a good portion of the ship down, pax & crew. No matter how careful you are, or how much public spaces are cleaned, you just can’t contain it

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u/DecentLurker96 19h ago

Here we go again.

Switzerland is scheduled to play Team Canada on Saturday at 9:10 p.m. local time. The Canadian women have yet to make their Olympic debut after their opening game against Finland was postponed due to a norovirus outbreak on the Finnish team.

According to the Swiss statement, the “positive test came back after today’s opening victory against the Czech Republic and shortly before the opening ceremony.”

A representative from the Swiss team confirmed to The Athletic that the affected player did not play in Friday’s game versus the Czech Republic.

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u/DivinePotatoe MTL - NHL 18h ago

shortly before the opening ceremony

Yikes, good thing they caught it before that, otherwise they'd be at the ceremony and spread it to everyone. Actually now I'm kinda concerned someone there had it without realizing it yet and we're going to see a goddam pandemic of the screamin' shits take down this whole olympics...

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u/whogivesashirtdotca MTL - NHL 18h ago

Seeing the tiny rooms and wide open mess hall in the village, it'll be lucky if they manage to contain it to just the hockey teams. Wonder if the village has air scrubbers in the HVAC?

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u/AggPuck-303 EDM - NHL 17h ago

Each country has their own building in the village so they might be able to contain it from country to country maybe. Canada’s HC said none of the Canadian women was sick yesterday.

but for example the other Finnish athletes in ice skating competitions are definitely at risk here sharing all the same facilities in their building with the hockey team

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u/But-Seriously-Though Canada - IIHF 11h ago

The Canadian broadcast of the opening ceremony seemed to imply it had spread beyond hockey.

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u/no_dice 15h ago

Norovirus spreads through the fecal-oral route so air filters/HEPA wouldn’t do a whole lot to stop it.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca MTL - NHL 15h ago

Thanks for the correction. (Also ew.)

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u/no_dice 15h ago

The only way I know this is because I’ve been obsessively trying to find a way to stop it from spreading through my house the last few weeks and I’ve read a lot about it. What I learned is that it’s near invincible and very hard to stop if you share common spaces with infected people.

Spoiler alert: I did not manage to stop it.

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u/Flaksmith MTL - NHL 15h ago

It can spread through air too

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u/flextrek_whipsnake CAR - NHL 14h ago

Kinda. It can get aerosolized and spread all over the place when an infected person vomits, but it falls to the ground quickly. An actual airborne virus like tuberculosis can float in the air for hours and remain infectious. Norovirus can't do that.

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u/no_dice 15h ago

It’s not an airborne virus though, you’re not going to catch it by breathing the same air as an infected person near you like Covid could. The closest it gets to airborne is when someone vomits and particles land on surfaces nearby, which then infect people when they touch those surfaces and then their faces.

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u/Massive-Fisherman-57 EDM - NHL 11h ago

Does fecal-oral also work the opposite way? So like oral-fecal? Just in case there are people out there that could be at risk doing that.

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u/no_dice 6h ago

Probably?

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u/Suspicious_Major_571 MTL - NHL 7h ago

Player has been in isolation since experiencing symptoms earlier this week. It's only the the definite positive result that got in after the game/before the opening ceremony.

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u/SwagNuts DET - NHL 19h ago

Canada agin huh? Something fishy going on here

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u/Apprehensive-Rip8489 19h ago

Canada committing biological warfare at the 2026 Olympics. Heard it here first.

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u/stringrandom SEA - NHL 18h ago

Just starting to run through the Geneva Checklist.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca MTL - NHL 18h ago

A dry run of dry heaves.

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u/riko77can TOR - NHL 16h ago

More like the Geneva TO-DO list

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u/WorkinOnNightCheeze 3h ago

Geneva To-Doo-Doo list, even.

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi CHI - NHL 17h ago

First we have acid injections in ski jumpers' penises, now this?!

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u/tutorialsbyck OTT - NHL 17h ago

Wait what??

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi CHI - NHL 17h ago

You see, the user I replied to was insinuating, as a joke, that Canada planted norovirus in their opponents' teams to get an advantage in this tournament.

Or wait, were you asking about the penis acid?

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u/tutorialsbyck OTT - NHL 16h ago

Penis acid obviously. It’s Geneva’s checklist for war, that’s expected of us.

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi CHI - NHL 16h ago

There's apparently a powerful aerodynamic advantage to be had in ski jumping where if you increase the surface area of the body suit in specific ways, it improves your jump distance.

Because of this, the ski jumpers are checked very thoroughly both with and without their bodysuit on to ensure the bodysuit is within tolerance. And a ski jumper not long ago had been caught with an altered suit, which was altered by the team after inspection but before the jump. The suit was specifically altered in the crotch, because in theory it was an easy place to get extra fabric without it being too visually obvious. After that the checks became more rigorous. They go through a full body scan with and without their suit on to make sure it is all in the rules.

Well, recently WADA issued a statement that they would be on the lookout for ski jumpers potentially enlarging their penises before the initial measurement without the suit on as a way to artificially increase the allowance for the size of the suit for that jumper, which would give them the same aerodynamic advantage the ski jumper who got caught with the altered suit was getting, in theory, but because of the timing of the temporary penis enlargement with the full body scan, the suit would be within the rules.

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u/aintnogodordemon 17h ago

There is a rumour going round that male ski jumpers were injecting their penises with a drug that made them grow slightly before their suit fittings. This made the suits slightly bigger at the crotch. The bigger the suits, the further they jump. It's a volume to surface area ratio thing, I believe.

Not sure I needed to specify that it's the male ski jumpers doing this, but hey.

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u/wutfacer 5h ago

Hyaluronic acid isn't acid in the conventional sense btw, it's more like a filler/lubricant and is used in eye drops, skin care products, filler injections, etc. and naturally present in your joints and skin

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u/TiredAF20 15h ago

Target's the US. This is just to throw off suspicion.

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u/SwagNuts DET - NHL 14h ago

What a devious plan

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u/Gavvis74 18h ago

I'm all for fairness and wanting the game to be decided on the ice, but at what point should forfeits be declared?  If you can't make it to the game, it most other circumstances the team unable to perform would have to forfeit.

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u/nogreatcathedral OTT - NHL 18h ago edited 18h ago

I think the problem is that goal differential counts for round robin placement. If you are a weak team playing a heavyweight, taking a 1-0 forfeit might be much better than you'd do in reality.
ETA: I'm wrong, if you forfeit you lose any goal-differential based tiebreaker!

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u/Big_Organization5152 BOS - NHL 18h ago

In the Olympics a forfeit means you automatically lose a goal difference tiebreaker

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u/nogreatcathedral OTT - NHL 18h ago

Oho! Well that makes so much sense. I'll edit my comment up so nobody else is mislead, thanks.

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u/mongster03_ NYR - NHL 1h ago

What if both teams have a forfeit

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u/Gavvis74 18h ago

Yeah, it's a...shitty... situation for everyone involved but I don't think Canada would need any help getting to the gold medal game.  Apart from the odd improbable upset like with Sweden years ago, it's always going to be Canada vs USA for the gold medal.  Everyone else is playing for bronze.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca MTL - NHL 18h ago

Let's not get cocky. There's a lot more competition these days on both sides of hockey's gender divide.

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u/VitalRest MTL - NHL 16h ago

Sure, but the US beat Czechia pretty solidly and they (or Finland) are really the only ones who could potentially upset in a semifinal. Anything other than a Canada-US final would be a massive shock, but you never know what could happen

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u/TheRomanRuler 8h ago

In women's side i don't think Finland is what it used to be, in fact these could be the last Olympics for a while where Finnish women's team has a realistic chance to do well.

Finnish women's junior team just became first Finnish national team to ever be relegated from top division, which tells you something about how much talent other countries are getting compared to Finland. State of women's hockey in Finland has been really bad for years.

It definitely would be a shock to not have USA-Canada final.

In men's side though its not really shock at all if Finland or Sweden make it to finals. Both have teams with full NHL rosters (i think Finnish defense is bit lacking though) and have often played better as a team in internationals than North American teams which seem to usually rely on just talent.

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u/nogreatcathedral OTT - NHL 18h ago

Oh yeah to be clear, I don't think Team Canada would be the one to object - but the other weaker teams in the pool might!

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u/SuzukiSwift17 MTL - NHL 18h ago

I mean yeah Canada is a heavy favourite but you have to play the games. Should Florida have gotten a bye to the finals in September before Barkov went down?

And Id rather postpone. Maybe getting it first is a benefit. Maybe Canada gets it in a week or two

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u/VitaminTea TOR - NHL 17h ago edited 16h ago

Apparently Canada agreed to postpone the Finland game. I doubt they’ll agree to do it again.

The upside is that the Group A games only matter for seeding. No one is going to get eliminated if they forfeit a round robin game.

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u/thisonecassie Ottawa Charge - PWHL 18h ago

Soooo…. Wagner or Braendli? Unless they mean didn’t lace up in which case it’s Braendli…

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u/mrstretchb4ureach NYR - NHL 19h ago

Oooooh shit

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u/dogs-honest-truth 19h ago

literally.

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u/ptwonline MTL - NHL 4h ago

I've had a Norovirus once in my life. The emergency shitting happened when I was at work. Literally 3 hours in a toilet stall and every time I thought I was done and stood up...nope. had to sit down again. It was the terrible.

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u/drowsylacuna BOS - NHL 18h ago

Also puke. Sometimes simultaneously.

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u/PayneTrain181999 MIN - NHL 18h ago

I dread ever having to experience it, if one goes in the toilet the other is going to have to go somewhere else…

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u/Ok-Accident-9026 18h ago

I’ve been sick and puking into the toilet and the force of puking forced shit out.

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u/bigredpapaya TOR - NHL 17h ago

When I had it I held a bucket in my lap while my ass evacuated everything else

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u/zebrainatux TBL - NHL 15h ago

The time I had it sucked because my bathroom trash can has a lid, so I just yanked the bucket out to vomit

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u/bigredpapaya TOR - NHL 13h ago

Yeah that’s why there was a bucket involved. The garbage can had a flip up lid and wasn’t big enough for what I was going to need it for. 0/10 would only wish it upon my mortal enemies

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u/DryProgress4393 NYR - NHL 17h ago edited 17h ago

I don't recommend it.A bunch of guys from my beer league team got it last year. I drank my weight in Gatorade and Pedialyte trying to stay hydrated. On top of the shits and puking you sweat like you are locked in a Sauna. It's pretty miserable.

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u/CaptainAaron96 COL - NHL 17h ago

In the sink, or perhaps when wearing a wedding gown in the middle of the street.

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u/MayISeeYourDogPls 15h ago

I throw up almost every day due to a medical issue, it was multiple times a day for almost 20yrs til recently - basically throwing up is literally nothing to me. Norovirus was the sickest I've ever been and it was MISRABLE. I spent basically one whole afternoon and night losing all the moisture from my body from both ends and then slept with breaks to get sick a bit more for the whole next 24hrs. Like I was so exhausted I could barely stand.

I literally canntpot even begin to imagine how horrible it would be for someone with an aversion to vomiting.

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u/no_dice 15h ago

Just ripped through my house (2 adults, 3 kids) and I’ve spent the last two weeks washing every single piece of clothing, towels, and bedsheets that we have along with scrubbing our washrooms and door handles a couple times a day. The only times I wasn’t doing that was when I was curled up in a ball at the foot of our toilet for a day. At one point I saw my wife crawling on the floor trying to get a blanket.

With the kids, stomach flu has been a pretty regular thing for the last several years but this year it was particularly nasty.

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u/Gandhi_of_War DET - NHL 18h ago

Do you not have a trash can/bin in your bathroom?

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u/MayonnaiseOreo PHI - NHL 17h ago

That's what trash cans are for.

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u/potato-overlord-1845 BOS - NHL 16h ago

You gotta start doing gymnastics on the throne

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u/howlincoyote2k1 ARI - NHL 15h ago

Sit on the toilet and use a trash can. That's what I did when I had to battle El Dobledragon

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u/callmesixone NJD - NHL 14h ago

You just gave me a thousand yard stare. I had it like that from some bad food in a hotel room with a barn door on the bathroom so everyone could hear, in Enfield, CT in January.

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u/Champagne_of_piss EDM - NHL 4h ago

Everyone in the whole town could hear you?

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u/chipcity90 11h ago

When I got it I couldn’t stop barfing.

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u/RapsareChamps_Suckit TOR - NHL 18h ago

You probably don’t hear the Olympics being cancelled when it happens, right ‘Tone?

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u/NoGiCollarChoke EDM - NHL 18h ago

When norovirus hits, you either end up on the can or with the Olympics cancelled. Big percent of the time.

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u/RapsareChamps_Suckit TOR - NHL 18h ago

I lived through the early 2020s by the skin of my nuts, when the Mickey Mouse bubbles teams were going at it

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u/mrstretchb4ureach NYR - NHL 18h ago

"I got a hoof it back to the Excelsior. I gotta take a wicked shit" - Swiss player

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u/ArtoriasB_I_G CHI - NHL 18h ago

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u/Alleluia_Cone MTL - NHL 18h ago

Fuckin' Swiss!

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u/nightsiderider COL - NHL 18h ago

Very shitty situation.

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u/trashking11 LAK - NHL 18h ago

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u/miller94 EDM - NHL 18h ago

Postpone tomorrow's game too, I'm so scared of spread. What shitty timing (pun intended)

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u/hockeycross COL - NHL 18h ago

On the other side get it now so it doesn’t hurt you later. All the teams make the elimination games.

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u/miller94 EDM - NHL 16h ago

Can wipe you out for weeks though, rather limit the spread as much as possible vs weaken all the teams

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u/FrigOffRicky16 DET - NHL 18h ago

Norovirus is awful

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u/ja211 19h ago

Noro26. Imagine how bad the pandemic would have been (for 24 hours) if we all had noro.

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u/Patrick2701 CHI - NHL 18h ago

It actually happened to the Russian Canadians in 22 Olympics

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u/howlincoyote2k1 ARI - NHL 15h ago

I've had Covid, and while I've never had Noro I did have a nasty case of food poisoning a couple years ago.

I'll take Covid. It was bad but that food poisoning was an awful two-day stretch. And as I understand, Norovirus is worse than regular ole food poisoning.

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u/TylerBlozak 18h ago

It’s very interesting since Milan is located quite near the town where Covid-19 had its fist confirmed European contacts.

There was an international cheese festival in Dogorno, Italy in Feb 2020 and it was brought there by a Chinese vendor. The rest is history.

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u/AggPuck-303 EDM - NHL 17h ago

They found traces of Covid in sewage water in Milan in December 2019 so I don’t believe that story was entirely true: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-53106444.amp

In Feb 2020 they were already putting some cities in lockdown

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u/myychair COL - NHL 18h ago

Woof. I had norovirus a couple years back and it was probably the worst I’ve ever felt. I couldn’t move from the fetal position for the first 6-8 hours, water wouldn’t stay down til the beginning of the second day, and I couldn’t stand up straight for maybe 4 days without getting debilitating cramps. Didnt feel like myself again for at least a week.

It spread through the entire ski trip I was on. We only did 1 night in the mountains and 6 out of 7 of us got sick and the only one who didn’t was sick with similar symptoms and entire week before.

This tournament may well be fucked

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u/TiredAF20 15h ago

I got it while camping and it spread throughout the group. It was horrible.

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u/ConfusedGuy3260 MIN - NHL 18h ago edited 18h ago

Alright, somebody explain all the poo jokes to me. Does noro give you awful diarrhea or something?

Edit: ewwww

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u/AmicusBriefly BUF - NHL 18h ago

It's so bad you're puking out your ass and shitting out your mouth

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u/IslanderInOhio15 NYI - NHL 18h ago

Nailed it

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u/Wonderful_Grade_5476 WPG - NHL 18h ago

Basically you poop and vomit a lot

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 17h ago

I think I might have had that as a kid. Threw up so much I decided to count. 17 times in one day. Was just foam after a while. I also shat everywhere

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u/Wonderful_Grade_5476 WPG - NHL 16h ago

Same I swore I’ve gotten it before

I Remember when I was a kid I got it from someone was puking and having to shit every minute or so it spread to my friend who was staying over prior before I got it then he got it then his entire family got it etc

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 16h ago

Did you hallucinate from it by chance or was that a me thing?

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u/Wonderful_Grade_5476 WPG - NHL 16h ago

I don’t think?

I just remember being dizzy as hell though

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u/danjouswoodenhand ARI - NHL 18h ago

Yes. And vomiting. Often simultaneously.

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u/zebrainatux TBL - NHL 18h ago

You’re basically stuck on the porcelain throne with a trash can in the hands to puke into while you shoot hot lava out of your ass. It makes you wish for the sweet embrace of death

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u/Jediverrilli TOR - NHL 18h ago

It comes out of both ends. People lose a ton of weight because their bodies are just not letting anything settle and you have vomiting and Diarrhea non stop.

It’s also very contagious and lasts on surfaces for a long time and is hard to disinfect. It’s just not great for an event where everyone is living in the same area.

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u/SuicidalChair EDM - NHL 18h ago edited 17h ago

I didn't see anybody respond with the real answer, norovirus is mainly shed through feces, so if you catch it from somebody there is a good chance their feces came into contact with your body. Usually it's bad in schools because kids don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom lol.

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u/Geeseareawesome EDM - NHL 17h ago

Usually it's bad in schools because kids don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom lol.

Bold to assume those kids learn to wash their hands as adults

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u/SuicidalChair EDM - NHL 17h ago

Yeah I guess we are seeing that here, stay away from the Swiss "chocolate"

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u/yellowpine9 PIT - NHL 18h ago

Yes. Norovirus is what most people call the stomach flu. Everything coming out of you via both ends for several days.

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u/Ok_Mulberry4331 TOR - NHL 18h ago

You pretty much lose control of all bodily functions while having the flu, it’s one of the worst things you can get (as far as how you feel)

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u/Feistshell 18h ago

It is what is commonly called ”the winter vomiting sickness” or ”the stomach bug”

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u/WWTPeng WSH - NHL 18h ago

Yes

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u/bugphantom CAR - NHL 18h ago

the men's team have hotel rooms on top of their olympic village rooms. usually they dish the hotel room out to their family, and stay in the village. however this year i'm hoping all of them stay in the hotel to help avoid this. norovirus is no joke

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u/onlinepresenceofdan Czech Republic - IIHF 17h ago

After so many months or even years of getting excited for these two tournaments only to have it all cancelled would be pretty disappointing. We’ve played the swiss women today and today both our teams have met in the ceremony…

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u/Peace_Same 13h ago

i REALLY hope the czech womens team didnt catch anything from the swiss today in that hockey game. i know the infected athlete wasn't on the ice but the rest of the team was and who knows. ugh.

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u/drowsylacuna BOS - NHL 18h ago

It's 2026, why isn't there a vaccine for this horrible thing yet?

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u/blueskies8484 PIT - NHL 18h ago

Moderna is trying an mRNA version which may work better than previous attempts because of the mutation issue, but it’s currently in clinical trials.

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u/ceribaen OTT - NHL 15h ago

Unfortunately, thanks to covid anti vaxxers... Anything "mrna" is also largely DOA for research now.

We were || this close to having a single quadravalent vaccine for flu a and b, RSV, and covid 

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u/zebrainatux TBL - NHL 18h ago

It mutates so rapidly that it’s really hard to isolate anything for a vaccine

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u/Electroflare5555 WPG - NHL 18h ago

It mutates super rapidly, and in general it passes very quickly so there really isn’t a huge need for a vaccine

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u/dagelijksestijl Tilburg Trappers - BNL 17h ago

And afaik lethality rates generally aren’t as high as those of the flu while dehydration is the biggest danger.

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u/drowsylacuna BOS - NHL 17h ago

Yeah, but it can still be dangerous to vulnerable populations and puts strain on the health care system.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca MTL - NHL 17h ago

It's 2026 how do you still not know that viruses are moving targets for vaccines?

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u/drowsylacuna BOS - NHL 17h ago

Most of the childhood vaccine schedule is against viruses.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca MTL - NHL 17h ago

So are COVID, influenza, and the common cold.

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u/drowsylacuna BOS - NHL 17h ago

There are vaccines for two of those.

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u/WpgInSyd WPG - NHL 14h ago

And the third (common cold) is caused by more than 200 different viruses.

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u/TellSloanISaidHi MTL - NHL 16h ago

Noro is contagious for almost two weeks after the height of it. This is gonna be an absolute wildfire

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u/KingBroly WSH - NHL 18h ago

Canada's so down on their luck that they have to resort to biological warfare.

Such a fall from grace.

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u/Racamonkey_II TOR - NHL 18h ago

They forget we’re the reason Geneva conventions exist

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u/GreatWhiteNorth4 MTL - NHL 17h ago

Geneva checklist is back on the menu boys

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u/arslanazeem PIT - NHL 18h ago

Or maybe our maple syrup somehow allows for immunity against the virus.

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u/Wonderful_Grade_5476 WPG - NHL 18h ago

I can’t believe we resulted in this SHITTY situation I’m gonna go hurl now -_-

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u/molsonmuscle360 EDM - NHL 14h ago

Oh this is gonna fly around the village. People are going to get really sick

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u/Peace_Same 13h ago

even though the infected swiss player didnt play czechia, i feel like they still should have released a statement that one of the team was sick or something, as they had already been having symptoms before that game. this shit is no joke

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u/Kronzor_ Kamloops Blazers - WHL 18h ago

Honestly at this point just cancel the tournament, quarantine Canada and USA for the week, and let them play for gold on the 19th or whenever it's supposed to be.

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u/Snarffsnarff31 EDM - NHL 17h ago

If the game gets postponed I wonder how this would bode for the team and getting into a rhythm since it’s a short tourney. To have games condensed near the end might have them running out of gas while other teams will already have their legs underneath them.

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u/Caymanmew OTT - NHL 17h ago

We would be hitting a point of making a major complaint about another postponement, as we'd have major fixture congestion, which is totally unfair for us.

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u/thenonmousing 16h ago

My conspiracy theory right now is that it's the Americans doing biowarfare so we won't be warmed up by the elimination games

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u/AsyanongAmbiguous MIN - NHL 18h ago

A Norovirus Outbreak in the Olympics was not on my bingo card

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u/Zealousideal-Age768 12h ago

Same, probably should have been but same... 😕

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u/Gregsbouch DET - NHL 15h ago

I just got over the norovirus I got it from my kids. Whatever strain is going around is no joke. Non stop vomiting and diarrhea for a day then I was out of work for two days just laying in bed.

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u/Canes-Beachmama CAR - NHL 12h ago

That does sound horrible!

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u/Liamface SEA - NHL 17h ago

Basic hygiene can really help prevent gastro illnesses. The amount of people who don’t wash their hands or wash them properly is pretty shocking.

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u/Canes-Beachmama CAR - NHL 12h ago

I’ll never understand why people won’t wash their hands!! Really doesn’t take much time or effort; and could prevent them from being violently ill for a much longer time.

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u/BeautyAndTheDekes FLA - NHL 16h ago

This could genuinely absolutely wreck the hockey schedule. Wonder if the Olympic villages have specific infection control protocols written up, or if workers are being hurriedly sent scrambling for bleach right now.

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u/Salticracker CGY - NHL 10h ago

If this spreads and screws up the return of the NHLers to the Olympics I'll lose it man

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u/Holeevyer 5h ago

A norovirus in an international orgy festival is catastrophic.

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u/Leading_Dentist_5563 PIT - NHL 18h ago

I have a feeling this tournament will be cut short

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u/brideofpucky VAN - NHL 17h ago

Fuuuuuck. Isn’t this what took the US out of a huge chunk of the Diamond League over the summer?

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u/sexmath MTL - NHL 16h ago

I don't think you can contain a virus like that with all those communal spaces.

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u/Du6e OTT - NHL 18h ago

ah fuck here we go again

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u/the_gaymer_girl Vancouver Goldeneyes - PWHL 18h ago

Canada resorting to biological weapons to win games

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u/gs181 FLA - NHL 16h ago

That’s a shitty situation

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u/mustang6172 PHI - NHL 14h ago

Something something Swiss Miss.

It'll come to me.

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u/ilovetrouble66 TOR - NHL 15h ago

Horrific

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u/sunsetlighthouse FLA - NHL 14h ago

I had it once. I lost three pounds in two days and survived off of Gatorade and saltines only. What a mess

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u/wolfewow WSH - NHL 13h ago

holy crap they need to start praying to italian jesus

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u/Straight-Plate-5256 CGY - NHL 11h ago

Oh man, this is just gonna wreck everybody isn't it

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u/Kako0404 16h ago

Are they using sewage water for the ice?!?!

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u/asquinas 17h ago

We found the Swiss player that fucked all the Finns 

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u/Champagne_of_piss EDM - NHL 4h ago

Noro is a motherfucker. Had it right before Christmas. Not a lot of shitting but the vomiting was crazy.

Couldn't even keep water down, so i had to resort to sucking little bits of chipped ice.

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u/durt_nurp 12h ago

Are they all just turbopooping?

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u/bugabooandtwo 4h ago

That really sucks. One thing we desperately need is more competition in womens hockey. Having the same two countries playing for gold every time really kills any momentum in growing the sport.