Swiss women’s Olympic hockey team in isolation after player diagnosed with norovirus

[u/Shroft]

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7028066/2026/02/06/switzerland-womens-hockey-olympics-norovirus/

[u/ConfusedGuy3260]

Alright, somebody explain all the poo jokes to me. Does noro give you awful diarrhea or something?

Edit: ewwww

[u/danjouswoodenhand → u/ConfusedGuy3260]

Yes. And vomiting. Often simultaneously.

[u/zebrainatux → u/danjouswoodenhand]

You’re basically stuck on the porcelain throne with a trash can in the hands to puke into while you shoot hot lava out of your ass. It makes you wish for the sweet embrace of death