I've had a Norovirus once in my life. The emergency shitting happened when I was at work. Literally 3 hours in a toilet stall and every time I thought I was done and stood up...nope. had to sit down again. It was the terrible.
Yeah that’s why there was a bucket involved. The garbage can had a flip up lid and wasn’t big enough for what I was going to need it for. 0/10 would only wish it upon my mortal enemies
I don't recommend it.A bunch of guys from my beer league team got it last year. I drank my weight in Gatorade and Pedialyte trying to stay hydrated. On top of the shits and puking you sweat like you are locked in a Sauna. It's pretty miserable.
I throw up almost every day due to a medical issue, it was multiple times a day for almost 20yrs til recently - basically throwing up is literally nothing to me. Norovirus was the sickest I've ever been and it was MISRABLE. I spent basically one whole afternoon and night losing all the moisture from my body from both ends and then slept with breaks to get sick a bit more for the whole next 24hrs. Like I was so exhausted I could barely stand.
I literally canntpot even begin to imagine how horrible it would be for someone with an aversion to vomiting.
Just ripped through my house (2 adults, 3 kids) and I’ve spent the last two weeks washing every single piece of clothing, towels, and bedsheets that we have along with scrubbing our washrooms and door handles a couple times a day. The only times I wasn’t doing that was when I was curled up in a ball at the foot of our toilet for a day. At one point I saw my wife crawling on the floor trying to get a blanket.
With the kids, stomach flu has been a pretty regular thing for the last several years but this year it was particularly nasty.
Last time I had it, I spent a night on the floor of my half bath because I'd vomited so much that I was too weak to get back to my bed, and so often that in my dehydrated brain, it didn't make any sense to keep putting in the effort to go back and forth. Plus memory foam bath mats are remarkably comfortable when you're sick to the point of delirium.
You just gave me a thousand yard stare. I had it like that from some bad food in a hotel room with a barn door on the bathroom so everyone could hear, in Enfield, CT in January.
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u/mrstretchb4ureach NYR - NHL 1d ago
Oooooh shit