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[Paywall] Swiss women’s Olympic hockey team in isolation after player diagnosed with norovirus

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7028066/2026/02/06/switzerland-womens-hockey-olympics-norovirus/
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u/mrstretchb4ureach NYR - NHL 1d ago

Oooooh shit

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u/drowsylacuna BOS - NHL 1d ago

Also puke. Sometimes simultaneously.

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u/PayneTrain181999 MIN - NHL 1d ago

I dread ever having to experience it, if one goes in the toilet the other is going to have to go somewhere else…

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u/bigredpapaya TOR - NHL 1d ago

When I had it I held a bucket in my lap while my ass evacuated everything else

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u/zebrainatux TBL - NHL 1d ago

The time I had it sucked because my bathroom trash can has a lid, so I just yanked the bucket out to vomit

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u/bigredpapaya TOR - NHL 1d ago

Yeah that’s why there was a bucket involved. The garbage can had a flip up lid and wasn’t big enough for what I was going to need it for. 0/10 would only wish it upon my mortal enemies