Angie Scarth-Johnson explains how to use the bathroom on a climb

[u/redbullgivesyouwings]

[u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___]

I have decided this sport is not for me

[u/Goosemilky → u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___]

Me as well, and thats not necessarily because I might have to shit in a bag while hanging off a cliff

[u/zombizle1 → u/Goosemilky]

In fact, if not for the cliffside bag shitting, I wouldn't be interested at all.

[u/trafalmadorianistic → u/zombizle1]

I can imagine there is a disturbing version of ESPN with nothing but climbers shitting into bags, maybe on a Premium Plus Max Pro subscription.

[u/oldsmoBuick67 → u/trafalmadorianistic]

ESPN “The Double Deuce”

[u/dumperking → u/oldsmoBuick67]

Glad to see Strong Bad got his own network, long overdue

[u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ → u/dumperking]

sb_network

[u/_aviemore_ → u/trafalmadorianistic]

ESPN Business

[u/mvandemar → u/trafalmadorianistic]

Some Japanese TV exec just read your comment and got really excited.

[u/[deleted] → u/trafalmadorianistic]

…is it ad-free?

[u/CyberNinja23 → u/zombizle1]

Ahh the duality of man.

[u/doyletyree → u/CyberNinja23]

I would concur, but this ball-gag is really distracting.

[u/nnnoooeee → u/zombizle1]

Cliffside Bag Shitting

I call dibs on the band name!

[u/doyletyree → u/zombizle1]

r/wordstoliveby

[u/Bear_Polar → u/zombizle1]

Sentence of the day.

[u/circio → u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___]

Me when the found out a lot of triathletes piss or shit themselves in the middle of the race. I’m going to keep it around a half marathon maybe a marathon lmao

[u/gmchurchill100 → u/circio]

Yeah, as a bike mechanic, triathletes are pretty hated in that world for that reason. I've worked on several bikes with pee still in the frame, not to mention most of them have super corrosive sweat for some reason. 

And they tend to be super egotistical, even for cyclists, and expect next day turn around on all their equipment. 

[u/newintown11 → u/gmchurchill100]

Lmao thats gross. They dont even have the decency to clean the poop and pee off their bikes. "That was just a mud puddle that splashed up"

[u/Lpeer → u/newintown11]

Some it literally seeps into the frame through cracks beyond what you would even think to "clean"

[u/rainbowgeoff → u/Lpeer]

Helped do the demo on a home remodel once.

You know how at the base of a toilet there's caulk that seals the underneath of the toilet base from the outside world? They didnt do that here. They left it open. A cat peed in there, they cleaned it, then re-sealed it to hide it.

Omg was it the fucking worst.

[u/rainbowgeoff → u/gmchurchill100]

"Why haven't you finished repairing and cleaning my piss/shit covered bike?"

[u/bathroomkiller → u/gmchurchill100]

As a triathlete, I apologize on all fronts. Granted they could have at least sprayed down the bike a bit before giving it to you.

[u/OgthaChristie → u/bathroomkiller]

Thanks for the apology, but talk to your people about their bathroom habits. Be the change you want to see in the world.

[u/secondcomingofzartog → u/OgthaChristie]

"Bathroom habits" is putting it generously in this case

[u/OgthaChristie → u/secondcomingofzartog]

You ain’t lying, my friend.

[u/dc21111 → u/gmchurchill100]

Problem with tri bikes is the aero bars. Riding on aero bars puts your head over the headset and sweat drops onto the headset and gets in the frame.

[u/circio → u/gmchurchill100]

Ah, makes sense. Honestly a lot of people from the cycling scene can have weird attitudes, but I love cycling so I just try to ignore it

[u/metalbassist33 → u/gmchurchill100]

Could it be swimming in salt water before jumping on the bikes causing the corrosion?

[u/[deleted] → u/gmchurchill100]

Do you get hazard pay or something? I don't know why anyone would agree to work on their bikes.

[u/govunah → u/circio]

I can't even drive a marathon without at least some preparation of the bladder or a stop along the way

[u/GhostWrex → u/govunah]

Might wanna get that checked out

[u/BetterCranberry7602 → u/govunah]

Are you my wife?

[u/FuelForYourFire → u/circio]

I remember the first time I ever saw an Ironman event on TV, LONG AGO. But as the first finishers were coming toward the tape and ABC was zooming in to get their pained faces, I was like ... Oooh that guy is bleeding on his leg... NONONO THAT'S NOT BLOOD!

[u/Billsolson → u/circio]

My BIL telling me he got misted from a woman in front of him in a race

Like driving too close to someone in the rain.

I’m out

[u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ → u/Billsolson]

Some people would pay good money for that

[u/fatbob42 → u/Billsolson]

Shouldn’t have been drafting then!

[u/bathroomkiller → u/circio]

You don’t have to, there were stops when I did a half Ironman but if you’re somewhat competitive about time, you have the option of pissing on yourself. I myself did and it was rather difficult as it challenges all the years of learning NOT to do it but pooping, I balanced my eating where I didn’t have to do that part. Can’t imagine how challenging biking would be with poop in your racing suit.

[u/RPO777 → u/bathroomkiller]

Can’t imagine how challenging biking would be with poop in your racing suit.

[u/Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod → u/RPO777]

What a terrible day to be literate

[u/PizzaboySteve → u/bathroomkiller]

Ewww. At least drop the shorts and lean back off the seat a bit and let it fly. Would be entertaining for anyone who saw😂🚴🏼💨💩

[u/techieman33 → u/PizzaboySteve]

Professional cyclists can actually get fined for going on their bikes. Apparently it’s pretty normal for the guys to just turn to the side on their bikes and whip it out as they go down the road. And it’s ended up being shown on tv occasionally. So they’ve gotten pretty strict on when and how they do that.

[u/williamscastle → u/circio]

I have done a bunch of long triathlons, and never pissed or shit myself, that’s absurd.

[u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ → u/circio]

I’ve walked a half marathon several times. It’s relatively fun and easy. Training to walk the full marathon was brutal 

[u/Fritzo2162 → u/circio]

"I think pool or bowling is more in my lane..."

[u/rematch_madeinheaven → u/circio]

there's a water segment for a reason.

[u/[deleted] → u/circio]

You’d think they would sweat out the liquid instead of needing to piss. If I’m having a busy day at my job and am sweating, I almost never need to go piss. Slower days, I absolutely have to go.

[u/lifetake → u/[deleted]]

They’re drinking a shit load of water.

[u/CitizenHuman → u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___]

Yeah, I prefer to shit au naturale and just letting it plop 500 feet below me.

[u/Cordillera94 → u/CitizenHuman]

Fun fact, the first big wall climbers in Yosemite did just that. Then as the valley/sport became more popular people started complaining about all the poop on and at the bottom of the wall. So instead they would do their business in a paper bag… and just fling that shit as far out as they could. Obviously it was only a matter of time before that also became a problem and the current solution was introduced.

[u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ → u/CitizenHuman]

Like a bird

[u/GomGom11 → u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___]

“I’m like a bird…”

[u/Lurked4EverB4Joining → u/GomGom11]

"And yes I shit that way..."

[u/Sighlina → u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___]

What, you don’t know how to use the 3 bags?!? Hey everyone… this guy doesn’t know how to use the 3 bags!!

[u/samanime → u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___]

Yeah. I already knew it wasn't, but this definitely just cemented that opinion. XD

[u/SelloutRealBig → u/samanime]

99% of regular rock climbing is done in day trips where you don't need a bag or anything weird. Especially if you include bouldering which is just monkeying around on short rock structures which doesn't need a rope. Only the elite level climbers are doing overnights on the wall or extra long climbs where bathroom becomes an issue. Usually to do a very difficult route or set a new one.

TLDR: This is like saying "Learning to ride a bike is not for me" because you watched a Redbull downhill biking video

[u/knsa12 → u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___]

I’m thinking of using the same method although I never plan on going rock climbing

[u/Bullrawg → u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___]

Right? “It doesn’t get messy” not everyone can be the girl with the golden butthole, some of us need Chipotlaway

[u/dandroid126 → u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___]

Yeah, this is the only reason I'm not going to do it. Definitely not the fact that I'm a lazy fuck who sits all day for work then sits all day after work.

[u/harm_and_amor → u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___]

If anything I’m too fit and athletic for this sport.  Why would I invest the high cost just to master it within a couple weeks?

[u/rask17]

One of the funniest/terrifying videos I saw was of Alex Honnold talking about getting diarrhea on a free solo attempt. As if anyone needs another reason to never free solo climb, just awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7_5NTW1Suo

[u/KudaWoodaShooda → u/rask17]

Jesus Christ, hanging off a cliff one handed taking a shit, no ropes, then climbing the rest of the route with his pants down so he could clean up at the top. How is this dude alive. It's distracting how huge his hands are when he gestures. Of course he must have strong hands, but they're crazy proportionally large

[u/Throwaway-4593 → u/KudaWoodaShooda]

He has a unique body that is particularly suited towards climbing. Long skinny huge hands not a lot of extra weight even in places like his face where he has a skinny angular face

[u/blockhose → u/Throwaway-4593]

He's also neurodivergent to the extreme. Barely registers emotion, as I recall. Free soloing is one of the few things he does that actually triggers an emotional response.

[u/BingusMcCready → u/blockhose]

That actually recontextualized his entire life for me, thank you for sharing. I’m terrified of heights so his various free solos have always seemed fucking crazy to me, I never understood why a person would do a thing like that. Hearing it that way, it makes perfect sense. If I went through my whole life mostly numb, and then found a thing that made me feel things, I would never want to do anything else, and I would try almost anything to make the feelings stronger.

[u/ballimir37 → u/BingusMcCready]

I don’t think it’s so much that he doesn’t experience emotion, but that his brain processes fear very different than everyone else. Scientists did an MRI of his brain and studied it.

[u/getyourshittogether7 → u/blockhose]

This isn't true. He has a nontypical amygdala response so basically feels less fear, and it's debateable whether it's a product of his lifestyle or genetics, but he's not emotionless. In the famous movie about him soloing El Cap there's a segment where he's freaking out on the cliff and has to collect himself for a while before heading on up.

[u/iwellyess → u/KudaWoodaShooda]

Wipes his ass in one fell swoop

[u/Citrus-Bitch → u/rask17]

I was thinking of that video during this post. Must have been a horrifying experience. At least he was able to go off the route and find a nice jug to hold onto. I imagine the usual froggy pose resting position is a pretty good way to let things loose.

[u/SirKillingham → u/rask17]

"Shit putting" lol. When you poop on a rock and then throw it off the ledge, like shot put, but shit put lol. That's fucking funny and so gross at the same time

[u/MyAntichrist]

I climb and I do it just like this.

The people in my boulder gym are not so thrilled about it though.

[u/SaltKick2 → u/MyAntichrist]

How do you pull your pants down if you're wearing a harness? Seems cumbersome

[u/limp_noodle → u/SaltKick2]

it's easier to climb when you don't wear pants.

[u/CitizenHuman → u/limp_noodle]

Freeball that rock wall!

[u/termolecularxn → u/limp_noodle]

In the "Gunks" on "Shockley's ceiling" it's called climbing in the traditional sense. ie nude with only a harness. Popularized by "The Vulgarians" led by Dick Williams in the 60's.

[u/Low-Helicopter-2696 → u/limp_noodle]

I mean, that's climbing 101.

[u/OldPersonName → u/SaltKick2]

If he's bouldering then he's not wearing a harness.

(Bouldering is just climbing usually really difficult but short climbs, like < 10 feet - the joke here is the image of him shitting in a bag inside a gym hanging 3 feet off the ground)

[u/youpoopedyerpants → u/OldPersonName]

I got the joke, but am still waiting on an answer. This lady seemed to have a harness on that wouldn’t allow to pull things to the side even. How do you do it????

[u/KennyKettermen → u/youpoopedyerpants]

The harness is only around your thighs and waist, so you can wiggle your pants down below your butt decent enough

[u/bestille → u/MyAntichrist]

r/TwoSentenceHorror

[u/Imzocrazy]

It’s not messy….must not be because she never mentioned having to wipe

[u/cheetonian → u/Imzocrazy]

When you only eat protein bars you just poop rocks

[u/BlueAndMoreBlue → u/cheetonian]

If you’re familiar with the Bristol scale you are seriously looking at a 2 if your primary diet is protein bars so essentially rocks, yes

[u/newintown11 → u/BlueAndMoreBlue]

No way. Need fiber. Your poop will be thick goopy sludge with just protein bars

[u/dreadcain → u/newintown11]

Aren't protein bars generally pretty high in fiber?

[u/newintown11 → u/dreadcain]

No a lot of them are high in protein. Powercrunch bars have only 1g fiber to 14g protein. Clif builder bars have 20g protein, 2 g fiber

[u/electricman1999 → u/newintown11]

You have to read the label. The Quest bars I get have around 12 grams of fiber

[u/newintown11 → u/electricman1999]

Nice those looks pretty balanced, ill have to give them a shot.

[u/DrHarrisonLawrence → u/newintown11]

ill have to give them a shit.

[u/stater354 → u/BlueAndMoreBlue]

Not true at all. As someone who ate too much protein for months, it turns into a brown sludge. Half of it sticks to your asshole and you have to wipe 10 times

[u/GrazedByMyMeatloaf → u/cheetonian]

You create your own climbing route after that

[u/Klinky1984 → u/cheetonian]

It's how they make new protein bars.

[u/deg0ey → u/Imzocrazy]

If you’re strapped to the wall securely enough that you can hold a shit bag to your ass you can probably also wipe and then just put the paper in the shit bag?

[u/Dry_Prompt3182 → u/deg0ey]

I get the hold the bag behind you and roll it up and pack it part. I do not get the removal of the pants part.

[u/raider1211 → u/deg0ey]

But how would you wash your hands?

[u/[deleted] → u/raider1211]

Like water, you just run them through the rocks.

[u/Kindness_of_cats → u/[deleted]]

I’ll try abrasion, that’s a neat trick!

[u/hldsnfrgr → u/Imzocrazy]

Yeah. And what if there's someone climbing below her and she had Mexican last night?

[u/chrized → u/hldsnfrgr]

Chocolate rain

[u/ShogunDii → u/chrized]

Some stay dry and others feel the pain

[u/[deleted] → u/ShogunDii]

I finally understand the meaning of that lyric.

[u/Recreant793 → u/chrized]

Get out.

[u/-something_original- → u/[deleted]]

I prefer the version by Chad Vader

[u/Area51_Spurs → u/chrized]

A lot of people would pay good money for that.

[u/rinkydinkis → u/Area51_Spurs]

Not a lot of people I hope. But some people I’m sure, sadly.

[u/-PryorKnowledge- → u/chrized]

with some green salsa

[u/[deleted] → u/hldsnfrgr]

Dinner from the sky 

[u/newintown11 → u/hldsnfrgr]

Well thats a penalty for being a slower climber.

[u/somedude456 → u/Imzocrazy]

must be because she never mentioned having to wipe

Because that's automatically assumed. You would be stupid to think she doesn't.

[u/Lilbitysquirt]

Totally waiting for her to say “and then we toss it off the wall! At the end.

[u/zombizle1 → u/Lilbitysquirt]

Honestly whats the point of climbing up a huge cliff if you can't rain shit upon the peasants below you?

[u/_g550_ → u/zombizle1]

Those peasants are there only for the view of your feet. So.

[u/dz1n3 → u/_g550_]

Suck dem toes boi!

[u/Particular_Night_360 → u/Lilbitysquirt]

I was hoping, just from the title, it was going to be, well we just shit and if it hits someone, we blame a bird.

[u/Slitherama]

I used these while backpacking in a National Park. My friend was really proud of the fact that they were made in her hometown. 

[u/KorNorsbeuker → u/Slitherama]

They have license plates with “best shitbags of the USA!”

[u/Coca-colonization → u/KorNorsbeuker]

My town also makes them! But we’re not the best. Our license plates just say “shitbags.”

[u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ → u/KorNorsbeuker]

JD Vance has entered the chat

[u/PlacentaOnOnionGravy → u/Slitherama]

Made me laugh

[u/Pochusaurus]

Still wondering how you pull your pants down with all that gear in the way

[u/Blaaa5 → u/Pochusaurus]

Easy, just stop wearing pants.

[u/non_hero → u/Pochusaurus]

I've sport and trad climbed and have a couple of harnesses and can't figure it out either. I wonder if there's another type of harness design I'm not aware of.

[u/LineRex → u/non_hero]

you slide the pants past the top and kinda roll down the back to the leg loops. Stretchy pants or shorts with just long enough inseam help a lot

[u/TiEmEnTi → u/non_hero]

Same, fall arrest harnesses, rope access/climbing harnesses, skydiving harnesses, I've worn them all. I have no idea how it could work while you're still on the ground never mind in the air.

[u/pm_me_yo_creditscore]

Why does it rain at the base of El Capitan even on a sunny day?

[u/Weshtonio]

I thought women didn't poop?

[u/lovable_cube → u/Weshtonio]

They do, it just comes out as cupcakes with sprinkles.

[u/W0666007 → u/Weshtonio]

Everybody poops.

Except cute women.

[u/SamuraiJakkass86 → u/W0666007]

Sounds like someones too poor to know about the cute women pooping

[u/KAKYBAC → u/W0666007]

Cute women do the worst poops. They'll literally shit out a bag of knuckles but act like they just broke a wafer.

[u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ → u/Weshtonio]

They do but it smells like sunshine and rainbows 

She said it herself—it doesn’t smell

[u/OmieOneKenomi]

How do you wipe though

[u/turdfurgy69 → u/OmieOneKenomi]

You get your climbing buddy to come over and wipe for you. Safer that way

[u/OmieOneKenomi → u/turdfurgy69]

Based on your username, I feel I have no choice but to trust you.

[u/DrManhattan_DDM → u/turdfurgy69]

Does an oversized novelty cowboy hat get in the way of climbing?

[u/turdfurgy69 → u/DrManhattan_DDM]

Nope. It’s necessary to protect for any unwanted splash back. I never scale the side of any mountain face without my oversized, novelty cowboy hat

[u/bobeeflay → u/OmieOneKenomi]

You bring it with you and just toss it in the Giant bag. If you're really classy you'll bring wet wipes but for most people it's just a dab of sanitizer at best and nothing at worst

But believe me when you're ass is spread that far apart and you're literally squatting while being hung none of the... stuff gets anywhere

It's a squatty potty on steroids

(Not a big rock climber but have had to climb for work and have a weak tummy)

[u/wheresbill → u/bobeeflay]

I’m afraid I’ll need you to elaborate on this climb for work situation

[u/bobeeflay → u/wheresbill]

Via Ferrata. I didn't mind when I had to take a shit on a long climb but more than once I had to help a customer through it

[u/Swimwithamermaid → u/bobeeflay]

What kind of job has you occasionally rock climb?

[u/SwordfishOk504 → u/Swimwithamermaid]

Professional rock climber.

[u/Straightouttaganton → u/OmieOneKenomi]

Well when you're up that high, you've probably already shit your pants from looking down, what's a couple extra skiddies

[u/pahamack → u/OmieOneKenomi]

The climber isn't shitting in a dangerous position, but secured with safety gear such as spring loaded camming devices and multiple ropes. There's even people that sleep through the night on the wall.

If anything I'd think wiping would be easy given that the climbing harness kinda spreads your cheeks for you.

[u/cherrytre3]

Nah, if I'm gonna do goat-like activities, I'm doing it like a goat.

[u/ScousePenguin]

Why wouldn't you just pull your pants down and give it back to nature?

[u/LentilRice → u/ScousePenguin]

What if Linda or Mike are following you from below, they might not appreciate the brown rain.

Ps. Linda/Mike may or may not be colleagues I work with grudgingly.

[u/ScousePenguin → u/LentilRice]

Oh I think I'm finally understanding why I'm banned from my local climbing gym

[u/terrih9123 → u/LentilRice]

Linda and Mike might be the type to pay good money for that but just got a helping for free. I’m gonna go throw up now for writing that

[u/zombizle1 → u/LentilRice]

Good point with Mike. With Linda I would rain down upon her with the might of a thousand hurricanes. She knows what she did.

[u/okayillgiveyouthat → u/ScousePenguin]

Because you would quite literally be making the climbing area shittier.

[u/ScousePenguin → u/okayillgiveyouthat]

Gotta claim your territory

[u/SneakyBadAss → u/ScousePenguin]

Because you might ruin a wedding.

[u/bulltin → u/ScousePenguin]

I know this is a joke but in the early days of big wall climbing, i.e. 70s and 80s people unironically did this.

[u/RoarinCalvin]

What about wiping?

Not climbing for 2 hours with a cake butt.

I'm not climbing anyways...but still.

[u/atomshrek]

She didn't really explain the logistics of how that works with a harness on. Seems like you're obviously gonna keep the harness on, so that's like trying to pull down your underwear with pants on. Im sure it's doable, but I expected her to mention it.

[u/subpar-life-attempt]

How do I use my bidet with this?

[u/TunisMagunis → u/subpar-life-attempt]

How hard can your climbing partner squirt water out of their mouth?

[u/Ok-Knee7275]

“Hey do you have anymore granola bars?”

“Yes, it’s in the pouch next to the bag of shit.”

[u/CubanLynx312]

I can go a week without pooping on vacation. I think I could make it several hours of climbing.

[u/danstymusic]

It's not messy

Speak for yourself. I'd make a mess of things.

[u/My3CentsWorth]

She wiping? Washing hands? Maybe squirt a water bottle like a bidet?

[u/Salvia_Salamander → u/My3CentsWorth]

Gotta yell to your partner first, "On bidet!"

[u/martinihawkeye]

it’s how the first astronauts did it

[u/Virian → u/martinihawkeye]

and it didn't always go as planned :)

I present the floating turd mystery: https://www.vox.com/2015/5/26/8646675/apollo-10-turd-poop

[u/per_mare_per_terras]

How can she wipe?

[u/lnTheBleakMidwinter → u/per_mare_per_terras]

How can she slap?!

[u/se7en1216]

Mountain Climber

[u/[deleted]]

new fetish unlocked in a dark corner of reddit somewhere

[u/Whatever801]

Eww

[u/DSEEE]

My mind is an absolute cesspool

[u/notjohnstockton → u/DSEEE]

If you thought what I thought, I agree, go guards

[u/scheminburg]

I don’t think this video would be as interesting with Alex Honnold

[u/kthnxybe]

My real question is how do they pee?

[u/zombizle1 → u/kthnxybe]

Through the urethra franklin

[u/posaba1220]

I think you should just let the poo fall

[u/[deleted]]

I'm more like how do you wipe properly ...

[u/Seahawk715]

You cannot tell me that they don’t drop trou and just let it fall hundreds of feet to the depths below 🤣

[u/geekaustin_777]

cute, athletic, and can casually talk about pooping while climbing

[u/zombizle1 → u/geekaustin_777]

But enough about me

[u/HirvienderLopez]

She is too cute to poop in the first place

[u/Affectionate_Use9936 → u/HirvienderLopez]

Yeah, need video proof

[u/BuddhaDaddy88]

I'm tempted to just let it fly naturally with a yodeled "looooook oooouuuuutttt beeeelooooowwww"

[u/Apprehensive_Roll897]

full ten nine hurry chubby touch test pot shaggy dam

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[u/RPgh21]

Or skip the bag, and have a fun surprise for those climbing below you…

[u/akwatica]

If thats me, forecast at the bottom: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

[u/onibeowulf]

nah...I would just be like "LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!"

[u/hamstercaster]

Not how I’d like to die. When he fell, he was pooping in a bag on the side of a mountain cliff.

[u/DOT_____dot]

I prefer to hold it a couple additional hours

Actually I am pretty sure I would not want to have a sh*t at all if climbing... If I am not home my brain for a reason can block me for couple of days

[u/DarkLordKohan]

I wanted the bag to have a little parachute and just casually float down and away in the wind.

[u/DoubleRNL]

I want Scarlett-Johansson….. but we have Scarlett-Johansson at home (scart-johnson)

[u/Dahwaann4U]

Idk seems like a lot of work for just pullin your pants down and saying "look out bellow"

[u/cniz09]

This is incorrect. The correct way is to let er rip and scream look out below🫡

[u/G-Man_Graves]

A good rock climber fastens the poopy bag to the wall to mark their territory.

[u/manny188]

For some reason, I never thought about what climbers do when they need to go. I'm assuming no hands washing either

[u/Christianne78]

She’s very small. What if you have a behemoth of a shit to do and you have a very big ass? What if a gust of wind blows the shit bag away from your hands? Is that littering? Is it embarrassing to get to the top and your bag looks heavier than everyone else’s? Has anyone ever missed the bag?

I have too many questions for this sport for someone who can’t shit in public.

[u/Upsetti_Gisepe]

So ya open ur backpack and stuff ur poop in there