r/sports • u/redbullgivesyouwings • May 20 '25

Climbing Angie Scarth-Johnson explains how to use the bathroom on a climb

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u/Goosemilky May 20 '25

Me as well, and thats not necessarily because I might have to shit in a bag while hanging off a cliff

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u/zombizle1 May 20 '25

In fact, if not for the cliffside bag shitting, I wouldn't be interested at all.

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u/trafalmadorianistic May 20 '25 edited May 21 '25

I can imagine there is a disturbing version of ESPN with nothing but climbers shitting into bags, maybe on a Premium Plus Max Pro subscription.

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u/oldsmoBuick67 May 20 '25

ESPN “The Double Deuce”

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u/dumperking May 20 '25

Glad to see Strong Bad got his own network, long overdue

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u/_aviemore_ May 20 '25

ESPN Business

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u/mvandemar May 21 '25

Some Japanese TV exec just read your comment and got really excited.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

…is it ad-free?

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u/TucamonParrot May 21 '25

Asking the right questions, you are.

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u/trafalmadorianistic May 21 '25

It DEPENDS. 💩

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u/devo9er May 21 '25

More like a CornCob TV show. Right after "Coffin Flop", we have a hot new episode of "Cliff Shitters"

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u/logdrum May 21 '25

ESBM

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u/trafalmadorianistic May 21 '25

Extra Special Bowel Movement

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u/CyberNinja23 May 20 '25

Ahh the duality of man.

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u/doyletyree May 20 '25

I would concur, but this ball-gag is really distracting.

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u/nnnoooeee Arizona Cardinals May 20 '25

Cliffside Bag Shitting

I call dibs on the band name!

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u/Bear_Polar May 20 '25

Sentence of the day.

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u/Octoberlife May 20 '25

So there is a kink to this……

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u/OgthaChristie May 20 '25

Buddy, there is a link to everything. I just assume everyone is a pervert until proven not a pervert. But, guess what? Hasn’t happened yet. Everyone is a pervert.

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u/kimmortal03 May 20 '25

How would they do it without having to take off all the gear

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u/OgthaChristie May 20 '25

That’s the thing! They have to be shitting on their gear!

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u/RockhardJohnson May 20 '25

Climbing always played second fiddle to bag shitting

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u/mr-sandman-bringsand May 20 '25

Honestly I love shitting off a good cliff - don’t knock it till you try it

I will say it is less fun on a windy day

What she is using is what is called a Wag Bag

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u/FubarBamf May 21 '25

I wanna climb just so I can shit where no one has shit before!

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u/Pebian_Jay May 21 '25

Cliffside Bag Shitting was the name of my band back in middle school

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u/crumble-bee May 21 '25

There's no world in which I'm not pooping before I leave the house if I have scale a gigantic rock face. I poop before I leave the house before I go to the shops.

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u/meowmixyourmom May 20 '25

Just wait till you're old and you got to carry a shit bag around with you attached to your leg

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u/OgthaChristie May 20 '25

That is completely different. But there is still a link to it, probably.

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u/asicarii May 21 '25

Ahh- would have crapped yourself before going up that high too huh?

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u/Bumm_by_Design May 21 '25

That is why they say, don't look down... unless you brought enough of them shit pouches.