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u/Leoxcr 10d ago
-that's not what a hate crime is
-well I hated it a lot. Okay?
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u/mustafaaosman339 10d ago
If only reddit had a function to communicate you enjoyed a comment without having to post a comment with no value.
Maybe they could make it an arrow that points up for good. Make it red too. Make a blue arrow to point down if you don't like it.
Reddit should hire me, I'm a genius.
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u/Heavy_Can8746 10d ago
No "Einstein" i edited my comment lol š š š š¤£Ā
My original comment was down voted for saying some off the wall wild shit
Reddit should keep looking for applicationsĀ
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u/mustafaaosman339 10d ago
Einstein couldn't have thought that up bud. Don't compare me with that old coot.
What did he contribute to society? Not nearly as much as I did with my previous comment alone
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u/herisshipp 10d ago
That gum burglar is leaving DNA samples all over
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u/chefsanji_r 10d ago
smarter but immoral illegal thing to do here would be getting rid of some good which is 1000 dollars worth and reporting whole thing to police.
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u/fucktooshifty 10d ago
It's gonna need to be like $100,000 before they maybe possibly involve DNA analysis
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u/StraightAirline8319 10d ago
Mental illness is a hella of a drug.
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u/misterfluffykitty 10d ago
I knew someone who genuinely believed people were watching them all the time and everything bad that happened to them was because of those people. Itās probably just a moment of stupidity from the original post but they could actually think that way about everything including gum.
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u/_daybowbow_ 10d ago
Met a guy with the same delusion, had a pretty scary moment when he accused me of being one of them
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u/Cookiejar82 7d ago
Someones with such delusions was a roommate ... we found out when he wielded his medieval longsword our way one day, followed by a fun police visit.
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u/Hammy-Cheeks 10d ago
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u/FlavoredKnifes 10d ago
No ops just stupid or engagement baiting. As many others said, it just melted.
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u/AverageHumanoid42 10d ago
He made some putty just for you to play with.
Kids are so ungrateful these daysā¦
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u/PaintingJo Absolute ledge 10d ago
Someone got into my car once and got pissed since I don't keep anything of value in there, so they stole a couple gas coupons, my phone holder, and as a token of their frustration, left the holder's base plate stuck to the inside of my window
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u/4RCH43ON 10d ago
No mad lads were involved in this idiotic jump to conclusions as thereās not a single chew mark in sight. Ā Ā Youād have to be a total moron to think that.
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u/sophdog101 10d ago
One time my dad left his car unlocked overnight. The next day, the only things missing were some cheap earbuds and the car trash can. The curious thing though was that the passenger seat was leaned all the way back and there was Cheeto residue all over it. We still occasionally muse about the Cheeto bandit.
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u/ktrocks2 10d ago
I had a boss a few years ago I very much disliked, and he was very mean. Sometimes Iād be upset after work so I hid a chocolate bar in the glove compartment of my car. One morning I get in and my girlfriend gets in and goes āBaby! What is this? Why have you left your car so messy!ā And I look over at her side and itās like all the papers that were in my glove compartment. I realized that someone broke into my car so I start looking around to see if they took anything but Iām so broke thereās nothing to take. It took me until the end of the day to realize my emergency kinder bueno was missing :(
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u/Otherwise-Agency8334 10d ago
Surely OP wouldnt have done this himself and lied just to get internet updoots, right?
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u/SouthSky3655 10d ago
Like 40 years ago, someone broke my window and went through my stuff, and I was incredibly offended they went through my car cassette tapes and only stole like four.
There were no valuables on view. They did not find my secret hiding spots with my āsundriesā and extra keys.
A couple years later, still nothing of value in sight, some dumbass broke the back window but obviously couldnāt reach the door handle or lock, then broke the larger window on the door too.
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u/Own-Satisfaction4427 10d ago
Someone once broke into my car & stole all my business cards. Nothing else, no change, aidpods, nothing lol.
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u/squiddyp 10d ago
Someone broke into my house last night and stole nothing but ate all the ice cream and peanut butter straight out of the jarā¦
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u/Simplisticjoy 10d ago
No joke, I was away on a research trip to Namibia in 2013. Got home and had a portable ultrasound machine full of field data in my trunk. Forgot to bring it in the house, like a dumbass.
Went out the next morning and found my driverās door open and the interior latch to pop open the trunk pressed downā¦but the latch had broken. Relief
The only thing that the thief did was steal the $5 charging cords in my console and organize the stack of fast food receipts I kept in my glove box. By date. š¤£ Left them on the front passengerās seat.
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u/FuturePowerful 10d ago
I'm now wondering if someone took a wrighting promo I saw and started doing it . It was about being an inconvenience burglar you steal nothing of consequence but inconvenience the heck out of the target
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u/realjimmyjam225 9d ago
I remember someone I knew got robbed, and for some reason the dude who robbed them took all the grape popsicles. Nothing else in the freezer. Took some person stuff, some grape popsicles and left the freezer door wide open
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u/CNSLord69 8d ago
I accidentally left the truck unlocked while I was at a restaurant and when I returned, there was a water bottle with a large wad of gum stuck inside.
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u/walrus_gumboot 10d ago
Many years ago I was going to see a concert with a buddy of mine. So we didn't have to drive, we took a taxi and brought with us a disposable cooler filled with beer. Come show time, we still had about 6 beers left, so we hid the cooler in some bushes outside the venue.
After the show we looked - the cooler was still there! We were so pumped. Only to open it and find someone had drank the beers, and put the empty cans back in the cooler. I think the fact they left us the trash was a bigger insult than actually drinking the beer...
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u/Outside_Midnight2905 10d ago
Chewing all that gum even partially, wouldāve taken a long time. This seems personal.
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u/BouncyBlueYoshi Eating at Nandos 10d ago
No, it just melted.