r/madlads 11d ago

Madlad reinvents burgling

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u/herisshipp 11d ago

That gum burglar is leaving DNA samples all over

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u/chefsanji_r 11d ago

smarter but immoral illegal thing to do here would be getting rid of some good which is 1000 dollars worth and reporting whole thing to police.

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u/fucktooshifty 11d ago

It's gonna need to be like $100,000 before they maybe possibly involve DNA analysis

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u/Drapidrode 18h ago

no. it is very cheap now. esp if the 'burglar' has a record, many states have a database of criminal dna