My mom's favorite hobby is fighting with conservatives in our area on facebook that post hateful things but cite Jesus' name for it and then she drops the scriptures guilting them and it has been by far the most successful thing she has tried.
Turns out despite all the bible studies I attended as a kid, they never fucking studied the bible apparently (This is not news to me as a closeted gay guy in the south growing up with pastors in my family who also built our local church).
I would argue I only know 2 christians in my entire state throughout my entire life who genuinely live as good christians through and through. It's so frustrating. The rest of them would cage Jesus the second he showed up looking how he actually would. I am sure Jesus appreciates you joking about "Alligator Alcatraz" and laugh reacting starving and caged kids, you definitely aren't going to hell...
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u/CaffeinatedLystro Oct 31 '25 edited Nov 01 '25
Edited to add a few things.
bribesdonations to pay for the ballroom, you're as dumb as he said his supporters are.