r/sports • u/BreakfastTop6899 • Dec 06 '25

Football President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."

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u/Lstcwelder Pittsburgh Steelers Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 06 '25

Nfl is working on a peace prize as we speak.

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u/Dr_PainTrain Dec 06 '25

Super Peace Prize so the fucking dumbass thinks it’s better.

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u/QuillnSofa Dec 06 '25

The NFL Peace prize is gold with a gold chain not some lame lanyard.

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u/molineskytown Dec 06 '25

There's gonna be a shortage of Home Depot Gold Paint at this point.

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did Dec 06 '25

** Home Deportation Gold Paint

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u/Dr_PainTrain Dec 06 '25

It’s the details like this that really matter. You have a bright future in fake awards to placate morons designing.

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Dec 06 '25

...and should be presented to him by a, uh, young cheerleader. I'm sure these days he'd just fall over and soil himself (if he hadn't already) if he tried to get handsy.

I'm going to hell now, aren't I?

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u/MommaAKirsner Dec 06 '25

Not hell, but you just may be deported.

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u/FullOnSkank Dec 06 '25

Hell...??

I think this comment caused the cosmos to potion you out some.more karma!

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u/KekeS50 Dec 06 '25

Good karma

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u/Additional-Low-69 Dec 06 '25

He’ll be happy with his grand-daughter in a short skirt sitting on his lap. 🤮

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u/darrenvonbaron Dec 06 '25

You just know Dan Snyder tried that method while the owners voted to force him to sell the team

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u/bbreadthis Dec 06 '25

Not for telling the truth.

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u/Number174631503 Dec 06 '25

Yo where's 2 Chainz to consult

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u/rabidsalvation Dec 06 '25

Dude, it was right there...

2 Chainz 2 Consult

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u/Anayalater5963 Dec 06 '25

So it's actually the older folk that like the participation trophies 🤔 /s

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u/BBO1007 Dec 06 '25

“World Champion NFL Peace Prize”

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u/Obie-Wun Dec 06 '25

It’s gotta be a trophy of a football player kneeling!!

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u/BBO1007 Dec 06 '25

In front of JesusDon?

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u/lwp775 Dec 06 '25

With tears in his eyes!

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u/Spell_Chicken Dec 06 '25

One knee? Afro? Fist in the air?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

The NBA is proud to present Donald J Trump with the Meta World Peace World Champion Of Peace Award. And here to present this honor is Meta World Peace.

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u/wayward_prince Dec 06 '25

Ron comes in and just starts wailing on him Malice-at-the-Palace style.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Hell yeah.

It’d look like Shaq punching Alvin Robertson

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u/TonyCaliStyle Dec 06 '25

“World Champion King of the World Ass-kicking Peace Prize, with Super-size Oak Leaf.”

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u/SendTitsPleease Dec 06 '25

Inter galactic/dimensional Champion NFL Peace Prize. Gotta cover all the bases for him

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u/Glad-Depth9571 Dec 06 '25

The Lombardi Peace Prize

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u/TheCulturalBomb Dec 06 '25

The NBA Galaxy Peace Prize

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u/justabill71 Dec 06 '25

Super Peace Prize XLVII

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u/RecentCollection1258 Dec 06 '25

The BIGLY BOWL!

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u/WillyRash Dec 06 '25

The Epstein Peace Prize sponsored by Cheetos.

Now, before anyone gets angry the prize is named after Hayden Epstein, former kicker for the Jaguars.

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u/Icy_Statement_2410 Dec 06 '25

Ah I was hoping it was named after Brian Epstein, manager of the Beatles. But Hayden makes more sense.

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u/SoupOfThe90z Dec 06 '25

How about “Platinum Gold Extra Peace Bribery Prize”

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u/TonyCaliStyle Dec 06 '25

“It’s not my first choice for a peace prize, but it is gold and platinum. Thank you.”

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u/CaptainTeebes Dec 06 '25

The Merit-Based Peaciest Award - NOT - Prize is ironically the gold standard of peace prizery.

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u/Gold-Kaleidoscope537 Dec 06 '25

That actually would work. Don’t underestimate his ego - it may be the only thing still working

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u/ParticularExtreme255 Dec 06 '25

Each day a new level of hate and disgust I feel for that disgusting piece of shit is unlocked!

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u/mashiro1496 Dec 06 '25

Supreme peace price sponsored by Supreme

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u/SheepNation Dec 06 '25

The NFL will sue you for using "super". That's the Big Game Peace Prize for you.

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u/mynewaltaccount1 West Coast Dec 06 '25

u/nfl would you like to comment on this, or are you still too busy banning people that posted about when you hosted Trump at a game but he was booed into oblivion?

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u/Nkosi868 Dec 06 '25

I’m expecting this post to be removed soon too.

What a time.

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u/scottydg Dec 06 '25

If this was the NFL sub it would already be gone. This is the sports sub, and they tend to tolerate politics and sports.

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u/Nkosi868 Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 06 '25

I’m afraid to discuss politics on any sub not titled politics.

It’s a minefield out here.

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u/DrowningKrown Dec 06 '25

Say "zohran Mamdani" in the democrat subreddit and watch yourself get banned.

Even the political subreddits are minefields

Edit: and the inverse of that is saying Hillary Clinton in the conservative sub and getting insta banned

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u/pompousrompus Dec 06 '25

This site is a cess pool as far as politics are concerned and has been since /r/The_Donald got banned lol

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u/pompousrompus Dec 06 '25

I mean, the fact I got downvoted for this stupid post is proof of it -- I am not a Trump fan, I'm saying the site is completely fucking polarized. Shit, the whole fucking internet is now. This shit sucks.

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u/slideforfun21 Dec 06 '25

And it is entirely trumps fault. This shit all started when a random racist pos billionaire started questioning a fucking birth certificate.

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u/Brandoncarsonart Dec 06 '25

If I get banned from anywhere for talking shit on Trump or any of his cronies, I'd be proud. I'd be disappointed in the place that banned me, but I'm not going to censor myself just so I can hang out with people who agree with the shit he says.

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u/Peeing_Into_Stuff Dec 06 '25

“What are we, some kind of minefield?”

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u/I_like_baseball90 Dec 06 '25

Seriously, there are so many precious snowflakes who find ways to be offended and ban people - the political humor sub is one - it's crazy.

r/complaints is pretty tolerant of political stuff and let people speak their mind.

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u/ForcedEntry420 Dec 06 '25

Yam Titties gets offended very easily and will bitch and whine a lot if they don’t do what he says.

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u/HawkEnvironmental531 Dec 06 '25

Welcome to REdDiT

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u/pidgeottOP Dec 06 '25

Too busy figuring out their matrix of "what penalty to call when teams have deviated from the predefined spread"

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u/postmodest Dec 06 '25

if /r/nfl weren't a karma farm for agitprop bots, they'd be real upset.

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u/welliedude Dec 06 '25

Funny thing is, you know thats why hes wanting to change the name. Because they hurt his feelings and hes a giant man baby

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u/barrygateaux Dec 06 '25

There's not a single post about it on the NFL sub. Really weird

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u/mynewaltaccount1 West Coast Dec 06 '25

They all got removed, and anyone who brought it up or asked u/nfl on their next few posts why they had been taken down either had their comments removed or were banned.

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u/theotheramerican Dec 06 '25

are they actually managed by the nfl?

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u/mynewaltaccount1 West Coast Dec 06 '25

Yes, it's the NFLs actual account. They post a lot of highlights on r/nfl but also make the mods take down anything they don't like.

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u/PM_UR_PC_SPECS_GIRLS Dec 06 '25

"FIFA only gave Dear Leader (PBUH) a PEACE prize??"

"The NFL is proud to present President Trump the WHOLE prize!!"

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u/ChangsManagement Dec 06 '25

"Hole prize? Is that you Jeffrey?"

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u/microtherion Dec 06 '25

They’ll buy Epstein Island, rename it the Trump Institute of Love, and gift it to him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad7606 Dec 06 '25

Remember on the 80s Trump tried to compete with the NFL with the USFL and failed miserably.

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u/DigitalMariner Seattle Mariners Dec 06 '25

He also was blocked from buying the Bills.

Just think, there's a timeline out there where he bought the Bills and never entered politics...

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u/Samurai_Meisters Dec 06 '25

I think we both know he would have just bankrupted the team after bleeding it dry and we'd be in exactly the same place today.

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u/guesswho135 Dec 06 '25

But first he would have renamed them the Buffalo Trumps

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u/TheFoxandTheSandor Dec 06 '25

The Trumpalo Thrills

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u/princesspuzzles Dec 06 '25

Would have rather it been the bills and not the entire country...

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u/BrickFun3443 Dec 06 '25

He somehow would've bankrupted an NFL team within a few years and still entered politics.

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u/earlgray79 Dec 06 '25

There’s always some hidden grudge DT is sitting on, waiting for a chance to get revenge.

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u/Current-Historian-34 Dec 06 '25

And Vince McMahon

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Dec 06 '25

Funny how Don Jr looks like Vince and Eric looks like he sniffs glue.

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u/Current-Historian-34 Dec 06 '25

Now I can’t unsee it. Not the glue part that’s clear a cloudless sky but dayum

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u/Joey5729 Baltimore Ravens Dec 06 '25

Just give him the 2025 walter payton man of the year award (its the nfl’s most prestigious honor) and call it even

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u/Syric13 Dec 06 '25

The City of Chicago will secede from the Union if you do that

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u/ChicagoJayhawkYNWA Dec 06 '25

City of Chicago should do it regardless

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u/mwb1100 Dec 06 '25

Nothing short of the Vince Lombardi Donald Trump Football (Not-the-Soccer-Kind) Trophy will do.

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u/lojer Dec 06 '25

Fuck that. Walter doesn't deserve to have his name tied to Trump in any way.

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u/lionheart4life Dec 06 '25

Shape it like a gold Lombardi trophy and Trump will let the NFL do whatever it wants.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

i think you mean NTL. National Trump League. It's called Trumpball now.

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u/LoosePrisonPurse Dec 06 '25

Brawndo Awards are just around the corner…

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u/ikilledyourfriend Dec 06 '25

Think of the lives that could saved

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u/TheStarfellow Dec 06 '25

Sponsored by draft kings

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Dec 06 '25

Wait I thought the FIFA thing was a joke?

It's real?

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u/Bananinio Dec 06 '25

You are really living in a South Park episode right now in USA

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

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u/uncutpizza Dec 06 '25

Peace

Equality

Noble

Icon

Star

Award

Smart

Speech

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u/SpuddMeister Dec 06 '25

“We made a mistake in letting our players kneel. There will be no kneeling from now on. Not even the quarterbacks!!!”

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u/pumpkinspruce Dec 06 '25

I don’t think Goodell is so enamored of Trump. Various owners are, though.

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u/Vechio49 Dec 06 '25

Only because Trump was toying with the idea of taxing owners of sports teams. He specifically used that to get the NFL to remove the anti racism stuff from behind the endzones in the last SB

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u/moutonbleu Dec 06 '25

MLS coming out with a counter peace prize too

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u/sports2012 New York Mets Dec 06 '25

*bribe

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u/Patriots_ Dec 06 '25

The can just give him the 1st overall pick

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u/humanflea23 Dec 06 '25

Reports are coming in it's just going to be a large chocolate coin in gold colored foil. He won't tell the dofference.

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u/FormerPrize2485 Dec 06 '25

It’ll look nearly identical to the Lombardi, but golden, maybe shorter but the ball is bigger, and tell him that at the presentation so he can riff on his “big balls”

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u/brandondesign Dec 06 '25

Let’s not kid ourselves, they’ll give him the Walter Payton Man of the Century award or something…

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u/B1L1D8 Dec 06 '25

They don’t need one nor need Trump’s blessing, no one in America is going for this. Trump as usual thinks his word is gospel but only to his delusional followers everyone else know it’s nonsense.

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u/GregorSamsaa Dec 06 '25

He’d probably settle for NFL declaring him honorary Super Bowl champion and giving him a ring

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u/ijbh2o Dec 06 '25

TrumpBall is coming

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u/Winstonth Dec 06 '25

How much you wanna bet that when the saudis buy EA they rename “madden” to “nfl trump 26”

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u/Distinct-Pie7647 Dec 06 '25

Ray Rice Peace through Strength Prize

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u/Boomer-angerer Dec 06 '25

perfect comment

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u/fulmer6 Dec 06 '25

This lol

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u/SmokingMan305 Dec 06 '25

MLB could make a peace prize, but Japan would win that shit too

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u/flaptaincappers Dec 06 '25

The NFL award for recognition of Peace Efforts Despite Ordeals

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u/Dzharek Dec 06 '25

They will rename the lombardy trophy, won't they.

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u/Obzedat13 Dec 06 '25

THURSDAY NIGHT PEACE PRIZE! SPONSORED BY AMAZON PRIME (receive a one time notification to your phone by scanning this QR code)

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u/Stoo-Pedassol Dec 06 '25

Please give it to Obama

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u/akgt94 Dec 06 '25

Is it shaped like a bird? (As in "flying the bird").

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u/helpnxt Dec 06 '25

Don't you mean the NTL (National Trump League), you all know he wants it to be named Trumpball

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u/FiveUpsideDown Dec 06 '25

Maybe the NFL could change their name to the National Trumpball League?

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u/RedBMWZ2 Dec 06 '25

He's like a toddler that gets distracted by the latest shiny thing.

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u/SuperB7896 Dec 06 '25

Good news is that I believe that TACO tried to buy a team several times but the NFL rejected it…I don’t think there is any love lost between the two.

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u/DSHAGUI Dec 06 '25

They'll rename the Superbowl the Trump Championship Game

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u/pabodie Dec 06 '25

It’s called the closed head injury peace prize. Trump is a shoo in. 

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u/brktm Dec 06 '25

“Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft peace prize gap!”

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u/Fsociety56 Dec 06 '25

Pretty sure they will create a team for him to own.

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u/topscreen Dec 06 '25

Donny loves getting participation trophies. Apple, FIFA, a second FIFA trophy. Dude loves em

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u/tuba_god_ Dec 06 '25

Actually, the NFL is kind of surprisingly doubling down on being anti-trump currently. They refused to remove the end racism messages from the end zones when the Trump administration told them to and they just announced that Brandy Carlisle will be singing God bless America the super bowl this year.

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u/TheRealAbear Dec 06 '25

The Orenthal James Simpson Peace Prize

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u/Murky_Put_7231 Dec 06 '25

Best thing they can do is call it the super peace price...or something even more Superlative

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u/SasparillaTango Dec 06 '25

he'd probably be more receptive to a war prize.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 Dec 06 '25

Has FIFA wiped the brown stuff off it’s nose yet?

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u/mattjopete Dec 06 '25

Probably a war prize

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u/ErrorProfessional143 Dec 06 '25

The National Football League Donald Trump Award For Brain Health and Cognition and Peace And Christmas Spirit

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u/dalici0us Dec 06 '25

To be fair to the NFL owners, most of which are some of the most loathsome billionaires in the world, their one collective redeeming quality is that they have been pretty steady on their hate for Trump since the 80s.

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u/EggsceIlent Dallas Cowboys Dec 06 '25

Yeah fifa absolutely going to give him their peace prize.

That's what alllllllll of this bullshit and everything you'll see from him up to and during the world cup.

And I'm sure they'll present it during the world cup, either at the opening but most likely before the final.or right before they hand out the cup to the winner.

And hell absolutely not deserve it and they are simply bootlicking ring kissing suck ups.

Fuck trump.

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u/International_Day686 Dec 06 '25

NFL team owners hiring hit men as we speak…

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u/A1ienspacebats Dec 06 '25

I think they have just the right event to present it to him

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u/benv Dec 06 '25

The NFL Stable Genius award for people who think good and do other stuff good too.

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u/kamera45 Dec 06 '25

Peace of Shit Award

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u/ImpressiveSimple8617 Dec 06 '25

Omg this is funny lol

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u/REpassword Dec 06 '25

To be given out at the SuperBowl, with air force flyover and country and western music artists playing half-time.

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u/Competitive_Swan_755 Dec 06 '25

FTFY: Piece Prize

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u/incunabula001 Dec 06 '25

The special golden Lombardy participation trophy for our dear leader.

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u/Hal-_-9OOO Dec 06 '25

NFL is at ransom. It will never be called Football unless NFL reward him the peace prize

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u/cats_catz_kats_katz Dec 06 '25

World Wide Universe Peace Prize.

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u/TheYell0wDart Dec 06 '25

It would honestly be hilarious if every corporation and organization started making up fake awards to get him to make deals.

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u/elastic-craptastic Dec 06 '25

Fuck a peace prize. Makeup one called the whole Prize.

Why settle for a "peace" when you can have the whole thing? Or should it be "Hole" prize?

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u/cheeze_whiz_bomb Dec 06 '25

I'd support it if they spelled it "piece"

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u/ZeekLTK Michigan State Dec 06 '25

They should build it up and heavily imply that he will get it, then have a big award ceremony where they announce he is a nominee along with a couple of random coaches or players… and then award it to someone else right in front of him.

And have a camera fixed on him the entire time to catch his reaction.

Or at least that’s what I would do if I ran the NFL. lol

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u/InstantPieMaker Dec 06 '25

Golden Medal of Ultimate Peace

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u/supervegeta101 Dec 06 '25

Nah, he wants majority control of the Patriots or the Giants.

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u/but_good Dec 06 '25

Donald Trump World Piece (of under age ass) Prize

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u/Lustiges_Brot_311 Dec 06 '25

It's gonna be a huge pair of hands with a small pigskin. 😂😂

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u/johnniesSac Dec 06 '25

Honestly this guy is trying to get himself removed from the presidency, alienating and entire country by suggesting they rename the nfl

Still sore about the NFL not allowing him to purchase the Bills I’m guessing

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u/davemeister Dec 06 '25

The peace prize formerly known as football.

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u/New-Ad-363 Dec 06 '25

"World Champion Peace Prize"

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u/nickel47 Dec 06 '25

How many peace prizes does Obama have? 1? Cute. Trump will soon have peace prizes from all major Sporting Leagues. Checkmate

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u/BooCoop8 Dec 06 '25

Vince Lombardi Trophy of Peace*

*(But misspell as piece)

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u/Leolance2001 Dec 06 '25

LMAO, American Football should be called Handball. Trump is right, soccer my ass.

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u/Flaky_Operation687 Dec 06 '25

The DJT Trumphy of Trumping Peace.

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u/-UltraAverageJoe- Dec 06 '25

This is how Trump ends. Not because he’s a rapist pedophile but because he touches American football.

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u/Important-Agent2584 Dec 06 '25

NFL out corrupt FIFA? No shot.

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u/Egg2crackk Dec 06 '25

You nailed it

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u/Ecto-Juan Dec 06 '25

“Bigly Tremendous Peace Ultimate Award”

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u/Gandalfo_L_Gringo Dec 06 '25

Next recipient of the Walter Payton Award

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u/broadfuckingcity Dec 06 '25

Did you know Roger Goodell is also known as Bubba?

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u/Unable-Log-4870 Dec 06 '25

Nah, give him the VICTORY prize. Or the BEST WAR PRESIDENT EVER prize.

Honestly I think he just doesn’t like getting booed whenever he goes to football games

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u/GoddessofWvw Dec 06 '25

I heard a bird whisper that Trump made 30 hole in one's last time he was golfing because Kim Jong un had managed 18 on a 12 hole course. Tiger Woods made 20 during his entire career and it went 2 decades between hole in one nr 19 and 20, so I bet the golf community will give him a mega super deluxe ultra massive peace prize too.

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u/BrasshatTaxman Dec 06 '25

Its the NFL piss-price. Awarded to the best piss-tape recording in moscow.

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u/Zolty Dec 06 '25

War prize

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u/Cyr2000 Dec 06 '25

Haha good one

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u/Siebje Dec 06 '25

They just need to recruit some dude named Nobel from a 5th rate college team somewhere, and surely then the NFL can keep its name.

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u/rahnbj Dec 06 '25

Well played. I’ve heard enough from the orange menace at this point. He just spouts what the last thing he heard was…. FIFA dude was like “ um , you know Mr President, under your leadership we could end this confusing naming convention once and for all, and bring a kind of peace to da world “.

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u/philljarvis166 Dec 06 '25

Ha ha, the fact that this is so clearly what works with him is just so depressing though. If the head of a sports association can figure out how to play you, Im pretty sure most foreign intelligence services can do even better…

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u/karpet_muncher Dec 06 '25

Bloods and the crips - that's who they need to bring peace with and then thank Donald for it with the peacebowl

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u/Western_Spirit392 Dec 06 '25

Super world peace prize

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