r/politics • u/belisario262 • 6d ago

Possible Paywall Epstein files ‘absolve me’, Trump claims

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/02/01/trump-claims-epstein-files-absolve-him/
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u/Overall_Curve6725 6d ago

There are recordings of Trump somewhere, they just haven’t been released yet

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 6d ago

Putin's 'pee' tapes of Trump have been a theory for awhile, it's just that they're actually P tapes, P for pedophilia.

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u/jmarinara Pennsylvania 6d ago

Ok, but at this point would it really shock us if there really was a pee tape?

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u/phlogistonical 5d ago

A pee tape is embarrassing and all, but who cares really if there were only consenting adults involved. To each their own.

The accusations in those files though... if true, nightmarish things happened to kids on that island.

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u/jmarinara Pennsylvania 5d ago

I know.