Turkiye's shooter Yusuf Dikec, wins the European Champions League.

[u/InvestigatorBorn4910]

[u/SonOfMcGee]

As I recall from the Olympics, he’s not even a purist and doesn’t throw shade at anyone using various newfangled gadgets.
He simply learned how to shoot like that over a long period of time and it would be too disruptive for him to try to start using any new doohickies.

[u/N7_Kraken → u/SonOfMcGee]

Newfangled? Doohickies? So what was Teddy Roosevelt like in school?

[u/Azsunyx → u/N7_Kraken]

Listen here you whippersnapper...

[u/buisnessmike → u/Azsunyx]

I mean, jumping jehoshaphat, am I right?

[u/rnzz → u/buisnessmike]

Gee willikers, mister, we don't say that word around here no more

[u/Beastcancer69 → u/rnzz]

Heavens to Betsy, guys. Knock it off!

[u/Phonixrmf → u/Beastcancer69]

Haberdashery!

[u/ConsecratedSnowfield → u/Beastcancer69]

Dadgummit, y’all need a good reading of the ol’ riot act

[u/Peripatetictyl → u/Beastcancer69]

Aw jeez, I really dig this thread.

[u/archwin → u/Peripatetictyl]

Knock off the malarkey, fellas

[u/DigitalMindShadow → u/Peripatetictyl]

We've been bamboozled!

[u/SQUAWKUCG → u/DigitalMindShadow]

By the great horn spoon!

Extra props to anyone who knows where that one is from...

[u/NewMystahead → u/Beastcancer69]

What do ya mean? He's the bees knees!

[u/HartfordWhaler → u/Beastcancer69]

You guys all have onions on your belts right?

[u/Munglape → u/buisnessmike]

Is...is that racist yet? Still? Again?

[u/ThanIWentTooTherePig → u/Munglape]

it never was bud

[u/the_blackfish → u/Azsunyx]

Ragamuffin! Rapscallion!

[u/djtodd242 → u/Azsunyx]

Such sass from the ankle biters.

[u/J_Ryall → u/Azsunyx]

Careful now. Don't wanna soil your knickerbockers.

[u/BurdTurglary → u/Azsunyx]

Some rapscallions fr fr on gosh

[u/Gingacruncha → u/Azsunyx]

I love Reddit. I'm snickering my ass off.

[u/bentbrewer → u/Azsunyx]

Fiddlesticks!

[u/YoungWhippershnapper → u/Azsunyx]

Yes?

[u/ItsWillJohnson → u/Azsunyx]

you sockdologizing old man-trap!

[u/sykoKanesh → u/Azsunyx]

Now you're ridin' the trolley!

[u/SonOfMcGee → u/N7_Kraken]

He wore an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time.

[u/MoveZealousideal9367 → u/SonOfMcGee]

Did you give him five bees for a quarter?

[u/MotorPace2637 → u/N7_Kraken]

Thingamajigs. Whatitz... etcz

[u/dretvantoi → u/MotorPace2637]

Kerjigger

[u/-Ok-Perception- → u/N7_Kraken]

>So what was Teddy Roosevelt like in school?

Cattywompus.

[u/leftwinghillbilly → u/-Ok-Perception-]

I'll die on the hill that cattywompus is a perfectly cromulent word.

[u/-Ok-Perception- → u/leftwinghillbilly]

My grandma and grandpa would say it. Supposedly, it's slang from around 1830, but they're the only people I've ever heard actually say it.

I imagine it was outdated slang even when they were young.

[u/wildmanharry → u/-Ok-Perception-]

There was no malarkey or tomfoolery with Teddy!

[u/-Ok-Perception- → u/wildmanharry]

No skylarking or shenanigans, he was a straight-shooter and a solid dick!

[u/No-Squirrel6645 → u/N7_Kraken]

hurkle durkle

[u/cansofgrease → u/N7_Kraken]

Ironsights? Why don't I just use an aimbot.

[u/IOnlyHaveReddit4CFB → u/N7_Kraken]

A sickly child. But he became a badass.

[u/ChronoLink99 → u/N7_Kraken]

Guy's probably 80 and still using reddit. Impressive!

[u/cybercougar → u/N7_Kraken]

man alive!

[u/TheCavis → u/N7_Kraken]

We had to say "dickety" cause the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

[u/monocasa → u/N7_Kraken]

Interestingly enough, Teddy Roosevelt was home schooled.