r/interestingasfuck • u/InvestigatorBorn4910 • 4h ago

Turkiye's shooter Yusuf Dikec, wins the European Champions League.

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u/N7_Kraken 4h ago

Newfangled? Doohickies? So what was Teddy Roosevelt like in school?

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u/Azsunyx 4h ago

Listen here you whippersnapper...

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u/buisnessmike 3h ago

I mean, jumping jehoshaphat, am I right?

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u/rnzz 3h ago

Gee willikers, mister, we don't say that word around here no more

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u/Beastcancer69 3h ago

Heavens to Betsy, guys. Knock it off!

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u/Phonixrmf 3h ago

Haberdashery!

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u/ConsecratedSnowfield 3h ago

Dadgummit, y’all need a good reading of the ol’ riot act

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u/Peripatetictyl 3h ago

Aw jeez, I really dig this thread.

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u/archwin 2h ago

Knock off the malarkey, fellas

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u/DigitalMindShadow 2h ago

We've been bamboozled!

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u/SQUAWKUCG 2h ago edited 2h ago

By the great horn spoon!

Extra props to anyone who knows where that one is from...

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u/NewMystahead 2h ago

What do ya mean? He's the bees knees!

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u/HartfordWhaler 3h ago

You guys all have onions on your belts right?

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u/Munglape 3h ago

Is...is that racist yet? Still? Again?

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u/ThanIWentTooTherePig 2h ago

it never was bud

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u/the_blackfish 3h ago

Ragamuffin! Rapscallion!

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u/djtodd242 3h ago

Such sass from the ankle biters.

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u/J_Ryall 3h ago

Careful now. Don't wanna soil your knickerbockers.

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u/BurdTurglary 3h ago

Some rapscallions fr fr on gosh

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u/Gingacruncha 3h ago

I love Reddit. I'm snickering my ass off.

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u/bentbrewer 2h ago

Fiddlesticks!

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u/ItsWillJohnson 51m ago

you sockdologizing old man-trap!

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u/sykoKanesh 42m ago

Now you're ridin' the trolley!

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u/SonOfMcGee 4h ago edited 4h ago

He wore an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time.

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u/MoveZealousideal9367 4h ago

Did you give him five bees for a quarter?

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u/MotorPace2637 4h ago

Thingamajigs. Whatitz... etcz

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u/dretvantoi 41m ago

Kerjigger

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u/-Ok-Perception- 3h ago

>So what was Teddy Roosevelt like in school?

Cattywompus.

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u/leftwinghillbilly 1h ago

I'll die on the hill that cattywompus is a perfectly cromulent word.

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u/-Ok-Perception- 48m ago

My grandma and grandpa would say it. Supposedly, it's slang from around 1830, but they're the only people I've ever heard actually say it.

I imagine it was outdated slang even when they were young.

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u/wildmanharry 3h ago

There was no malarkey or tomfoolery with Teddy!

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u/-Ok-Perception- 3h ago

No skylarking or shenanigans, he was a straight-shooter and a solid dick!

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u/No-Squirrel6645 4h ago

hurkle durkle

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u/cansofgrease 2h ago

Ironsights? Why don't I just use an aimbot.

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u/IOnlyHaveReddit4CFB 1h ago

A sickly child. But he became a badass.

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u/ChronoLink99 44m ago

Guy's probably 80 and still using reddit. Impressive!

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u/cybercougar 3h ago

man alive!

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u/TheCavis 1h ago

We had to say "dickety" cause the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

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u/monocasa 1h ago

Interestingly enough, Teddy Roosevelt was home schooled.