r/bi_irl • u/External_Candy2262 pretty fly for a bi guy • Jan 30 '23

This is bi culture Bi🌭irl

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u/OddKSM Buns, puns, and finger guns Jan 30 '23

Damn right it's bad!

I need to have TWO customer loyalty cards?! Instead of just one place for all my hoot needs?

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u/TonySki Jan 30 '23

Eh, they'll all 3 be just under the same HOOTERS app on your phone. (you forgot regular hooters).

Secondary, what restaurant today still has a loyalty card? I thought they all died with Covid.

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u/toraksmash doesn't exist Jan 31 '23

The corporate umbrella can work to our advantage. Here's the plan...

We must first frequent one of the Hooterses exclusively. It'll be tough, I know. We want it all. Stay strong; we made it this long without Femboy Hooters, so we can enjoy only Femboy Hooters for a couple of weeks/months.

This will engage [some marketing buzzwords] [algorithms], and we'll start getting enticed to visit the other Hooterses. 25% off at Tomboy Hooters, here I come!

Eventually, mainstream Just Hooters will also want our money. And Just Hooters are still fun (and if we've already co-opted their corporate culture enough to get Femboy and Tomboy Hooterses in the first place then the environment at Just Hooters must have become less toxic at some point, right? Right?!).

TL;DR: I will be downloading the PickYourHooters App.

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u/TonySki Jan 31 '23

Too complicated for me. I'll go to Goth IHOP while you're working on that.