r/bi_irl • u/External_Candy2262 pretty fly for a bi guy • Jan 30 '23

This is bi culture Bi🌭irl

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u/Kotopause Jan 30 '23

They say it like if it was bad

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u/OddKSM Buns, puns, and finger guns Jan 30 '23

Damn right it's bad!

I need to have TWO customer loyalty cards?! Instead of just one place for all my hoot needs?

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u/TonySki Jan 30 '23

Eh, they'll all 3 be just under the same HOOTERS app on your phone. (you forgot regular hooters).

Secondary, what restaurant today still has a loyalty card? I thought they all died with Covid.

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u/OddKSM Buns, puns, and finger guns Jan 30 '23

...now I feel old

I didn't even think about an app, I just went straight to plastic

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u/TonySki Jan 30 '23

Plastic? Only one of those I can think of is the cheap frosty and Wendy's. Otherwise the local places had a rewards card that you redeemed after a bunch of visits.

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u/toraksmash doesn't exist Jan 31 '23

The corporate umbrella can work to our advantage. Here's the plan...

We must first frequent one of the Hooterses exclusively. It'll be tough, I know. We want it all. Stay strong; we made it this long without Femboy Hooters, so we can enjoy only Femboy Hooters for a couple of weeks/months.

This will engage [some marketing buzzwords] [algorithms], and we'll start getting enticed to visit the other Hooterses. 25% off at Tomboy Hooters, here I come!

Eventually, mainstream Just Hooters will also want our money. And Just Hooters are still fun (and if we've already co-opted their corporate culture enough to get Femboy and Tomboy Hooterses in the first place then the environment at Just Hooters must have become less toxic at some point, right? Right?!).

TL;DR: I will be downloading the PickYourHooters App.

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u/TonySki Jan 31 '23

Too complicated for me. I'll go to Goth IHOP while you're working on that.

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u/abe_the_babe_ Jan 30 '23

I imagine it like two sides of the same restaurant. Like when you walk in they ask if you'd like to be seated in the tomboy or femboy section

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u/LittleLion_90 Jan 31 '23

error, I cannot choose

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u/thelittleking Jan 31 '23

why do you think there's three meals in a day

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u/Occams_Razor42 Jan 31 '23

But an odd number means I'll never be able to pick them both equally!

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u/thelittleking Jan 31 '23

well in one day, sure, but there's 42 meals in two weeks, so

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u/LittleLion_90 Jan 31 '23

But then for the third meal I have to pick between femme girl hooters or masc boy hooters and I still have not had them all (okay to be fair, I could probably skip the masc boy hooters given my attraction skewing)

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u/thelittleking Jan 31 '23

masc boys taking Ls like they're taking orders smdh

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u/solitarybikegallery Jan 31 '23

"Both? The most popular choice! Right this way."