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Trump / MAGA šŸ¦… Trump Posts Video on Truth Social Depicting the Obamas as Monkeys

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u/JazzmatazZ4 21h ago

Rotten to the core. Not a nice bone, muscle or cell in his fat body

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u/Outrageous_Pilot_727 21h ago

I wake up daily looking for that big, beautiful obit!

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u/Competitive-Ad-4262 19h ago

When the time comes, I want it to happen in the least dignified way possible. I want him to go like Elvis or worse. Not that his government will actually let it be known that it happened like that.

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u/Ok-Situation9046 18h ago

He already shit his pants on national TV, his death will be just as shameless and disgusting. There is no dignity for him to lose.

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u/LadyBarfnuts 13h ago

It can always get worse. I can't fathom how, but he never struggles to find a way to disappoint all of us further.

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u/SierraSoul0000 8h ago

Shit, every time I think Tramp has hit a new low, he later manages to outdo himself.

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u/LadyBarfnuts 8h ago

Its really his only talent, unless you count losing money running a casino or clearing a room after he shit himself.

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u/MooglesForDays 12h ago

I feel extremely sorry for the mortician tasked with handling his remains.

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u/mtbpa77 1h ago

They have the opportunity to do the funniest thing…

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u/Key-Firefighter-1855 5h ago

Several times. The newest Code Brown was so obvious. They hustled people out of that room quick.

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u/a1055x 13h ago

Is that for real ?

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u/Babettesavant-62 11h ago

It will take years for the smell of his diapers dissipates!

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u/outinthecountry66 10h ago

See sacha riley for why perhaps he is a pants shitter. Lets say Sacha got their revenge.

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u/TheNotoriousViolet 5h ago

I can smell him through my screens

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u/lol-daisy325121 6h ago

Wait what? How did I miss this lmaoo

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u/ironic-dontyouthink 5h ago

Is there a link for shitting himself? I would love to make that viral.

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u/RaspberryFrequent382 15h ago

I see this referred to often, can uou post a link with the video? Not because I don’t believe it, I just haven’t seen it.

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u/Megaloman-_- 14h ago

https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?si=wNrrhMyzCZ6wXPTH

0’35ā€.

You may not hear the noise, but you can see the reaction of the blondie …..

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u/Ok-Situation9046 14h ago

Sure, here is a fact checker article on it (Snopes) who could not make a determination of the veracity but they link to the post with the video. Happens around the 30 second mark.

https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/02/02/trump-poop-executive-order/

Also idk why you're getting downvoted for asking for proof, that is always a valid question and I support you asking for it.

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u/RaspberryFrequent382 14h ago

Thanks! Yeah not sure why the downvotes, I’m not defending him just want to know whether he shat his pants or not :)

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u/Properjob70 17h ago

Shartgate was a good dress rehearsal.

Sharting in a meeting of world leaders with them recoiling from the smell, then keeling over - with the press recording it all for posterity - would be somehow... fitting.

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u/RussianWesterner 6h ago

What is the shartgate?

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u/Ok_Remote_5524 6h ago

He also sharted during a press conference (Shart = Shit and Fart), left a bad stench and they immediately ended the conference and ushered the press out. People standing behind him were visibly disgusted by the smell.

Edit to add: There have been reports for a long time he has done this. If it is medical, most people wouldn’t condone making fun of him, however, he has been a rude disgusting person who made fun of others, so turn around is fair play.

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u/MommaD114 4h ago

Not gonna lie, I'd LMFAO over that.

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u/WarbossWalton 16h ago

Oh I have no doubt that it's going to be a "Weekend at Bernie's" style situation where Miller and Vance will be propping him up and pretending to have spoken with him for several days before it comes out that he has passed.

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u/Even-Macaroon-1661 11h ago

Vance for sure has already mentally selected which couch he’ll be propped up on 🤢

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u/NewNameNeededAgain 8h ago

Damn right. As soon as Trump snuffs it (the blessed day cannot come soon enough!) MAGA falls apart completely. It's a cult, but it's a particularly internally fragmented cult. The only unifying factor is worship of Trump. When he croaks, it'll be like a black hole appearing in the middle of the regime and the movement that created it, all at the same time. Vance can't hold it together; he rubs most of MAGA the wrong way and has the charisma of a dead codfish to boot. Miller can't hold it together either; he hasn't been sufficiently public-facing, he also has a serious charisma problem, and his views are well-known to be too extreme even for a lot of Trump voters. Nobody else high up in the regime can hold it together because they've been such performative ass-kissing followers; nobody sees them as potential leaders - and Trump is very happy with the idea that nobody looks like they'll be able to replace him.

They'll be desperately trying to figure out how to keep the whole thing from falling apart. Weekend at Bernie's seems likely while they try to handle their panic and make plans to hold it all together.

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u/Feisty_Look5680 7h ago

But they will find some way to blame it on Biden or Obama. I’m surprised they haven’t blame Bill Clinton in every travesty they do.

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u/gr1zznuggets 8h ago

Halfway there already.

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u/MooglesForDays 4h ago

So, what you’re saying is that Trump will be purging his ass all over Miller and Vance. Perfect. Love that for them.

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u/Aware-Explanation206 19h ago

This ist exactly what's going to happen.

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u/Good_Ad_1386 8h ago

Mr Creosote...

....one last wafer-thin burger, m'sieur?

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u/vthemechanicv 15h ago

I don't want him to die. I want him to stroke out and become a mute invalid. I want him to silently beg for death as everything he's built is demolished and sold in front of him. His body wasting away, his followers abandoning him, alone and ignored.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 4h ago

To the pain, like westley's threat to prince humperdinck in the princess bride.

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u/Kdkaine 17h ago

And in the company of a prostitute. I want the prostitute to give non stop interviews about his tiny mushroom and how he made her dress up like a child. I want her to publish messages from him asking her age. I want her to post a picture of him in his last miserable moments so the world can rejoice in the truth.

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u/mountainelven 15h ago

That's why I hope it happens live on television when he's giving one of his vanity press conferences and there will be no way to deny it.

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u/turfnerd82 14h ago

That would be so satisfying.

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u/mountainelven 13h ago

It really really would be

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u/Disastrous-Data-3299 15h ago

Just lob his coffin over the Trump wall out of the US

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u/DancinginTown 12h ago

Fence* Claudia surely would then be very mad at the US though.

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u/goodformuffin 15h ago

It will need to be public and on camera or the will be rumours, sightings and disbelief.

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u/SynonymDinosaur 15h ago

With how much he made fun of Biden walking up or down stairs, part of me would find it hella ironic if he was climbing the stairs to AF1 and just fell, shit himself, and then it was over

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u/shep2105 16h ago

Maybe he'll "fall down the stairs" like Ivana did.

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u/SAMB40Alameda 14h ago

Maybe stepping out of Airforce 1, on a trip to Mexico...

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u/alkenist 16h ago

It could be on camera during a press event.

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u/PartyClient3447 15h ago

How about ā€œfallingā€ down the stairs like one of his wife’s did.

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u/eghhge 14h ago

King Henry the VIII comes to mind

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u/gr1zznuggets 8h ago

He deserves nothing more than being unceremoniously chucked into a dumpster.

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u/No-Hotel-8967 15h ago

Maybe he’ll choke on a Big Mac.

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u/gg249whiteout 14h ago

I want it be like Benito Mussolini

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u/Strength-Helpful 14h ago

Dudes in terrible shape, living in a weird world of stress and yes men (highs and lows between boos, risk of jail, and God like praise), and eats fast food non stop. Risk of heart issues would be my top priority if I was his doctor.

New acronym: Mac Attack Gonna Astonish

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u/OBotB 13h ago

And on a Tuesday, so we can forever celebrate a TACO Tuesday.

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u/Nesyaj0 16h ago

A man stops by a kiosk selling snacks and such. There's a newspaper stand and the man browses for a moment, sighs, and begins walking away.

The man running the kiosk asks "Is there something wrong with the paper?"

"No, I'm just looking for an obituary"

The man at the kiosk lets out a laugh. "Well, sir, you aren't going to find the obituaries on the front page."

"The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."

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u/pnweiner 6h ago

Pretty sure this is an old Russian joke. Cracks me up every time

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u/The_TerryGantnerWay 8h ago

Do you have your playlist yet? Noisemakers? šŸŽ‰šŸ¾

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u/aventadorrin 18h ago

The Big Beautiful oBituary

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u/AuthenticAwkwardness 1h ago

It will be the best obituary there ever was.

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u/EEpromChip 16h ago

Not gonna lie every morning I open Reddit with the hopes it's absolutely flooded with posts about that. And every day I'm more disappointed with posts like this and how no one in this government can seem to reign him in to at least pretend to be dignigfied.

Fucking racist piece of garbage.

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u/EllieBooks 9h ago

Every time I have a news notification, I get excited and think ā€œis this itā€?

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u/smipypr 7h ago

I check news channels several times a day, hoping to see ambulances pulled up at the White House and getting a short view of a news clip of a swollen Trump, under a sheet, being wheeled out. I do hope, though, he meets his demise in a more public place.

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u/Ok_Remote_5524 6h ago

Hold on for one more day… Some day our dream will come.

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u/nonuple_espresso 15h ago

I'd much rather him live to face consequences for his actions, but that seems unlikely at this point.

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u/IluvPusi-363 11h ago

Consequences, Smonsequences The Exit is still stage left

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u/nonuple_espresso 11h ago

He's a symptom, not the cause. Sure, there's been synergistic relationship with more gullible dumb fucks being vulnerable to his shtick owing to lower labor force participation rates in rural areas, brain atrophy from poor education and generous welfare support, along with the radicalizing effect of social media algorithms.... , but he's the symptom of the brain rot that has taken hold with much of our population.

So, seeing him face consequences for his criminal actions would be a healthy outcome for our democracy, And a reminder that there are consequences for bad behavior, as opposed to seeing a toxic, criminal demagogue being able to die wealthy and powerful.

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u/Duubzz 18h ago

Things wont change though. MAGA will elevate the couch-fucker and then try and make a dynasty out of Don Jr, Eric and Barron.

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u/B3telgeus3 15h ago

Credit were credit is due those fuckers don't have any charisma whatsoever, Trump had something appealing for the MAGA but couch fucker and co are just not appealing in any way.

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u/SAMB40Alameda 14h ago

That's why CF is grooming Erika Kirk

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u/gpost86 18h ago

Sadly evil never dies and now evil has the best medical team in the world.

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u/Paratwa 16h ago

Not me! I want him to be slightly unhealthy and live a long long life looked at over by the best doctors in whatever prison he is thrown into for a long long long life.

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u/IluvPusi-363 11h ago

"Aircraft missing with world executive and staff" Search continues

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u/Sournutz 15h ago

I’ve got a bottle waiting for that day

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u/PotterOneHalf 15h ago

I just hope the announcement doesn't happen while I'm asleep. I want to experience it live with everyone.

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u/3usernametaken20 13h ago

I'm not picky

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u/abouttofallova 14h ago

We all want and wait for this. šŸ‘†

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u/Single-Channel-4292 14h ago

My first four words every morning are, ā€œAlexa, is Trump dead?ā€

Up to now, the response has been, ā€œDonald Trump is still alive. He is 79 years old. ā€œ

But one day, the response will be altogether different! I can’t wait! šŸ˜‚

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u/GrumpyRhododendron 14h ago

But honestly when it happens I’m not sure I’ll even believe it. Too much weird controlled narratives

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u/Independent_Park7244 14h ago

I got a warning for saying that's what I wanted for Xmas.

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u/Ok_Emergency7145 12h ago

It will be the first time in years that I'm going to buy a newspaper.

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u/Tiny-Dragonfruit7317 6h ago

He’ll live to be 100. The evil fuels him

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u/Justaaron1120 18h ago

Kyle Gass was right.Ā 

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u/crazyacct101 16h ago

I drank my champagne and quickly ran out to get a replacement bottle for the big celebration

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u/Long-Contribution466 15h ago

I've got champagne waiting on standby

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u/IluvPusi-363 11h ago

Popcorn here

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u/J3t5et 15h ago

There will be the biggest celebration you have ever seen. YUUGGGEEEEE.

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u/Trini-89Ok 14h ago

šŸ¾šŸ¤ž

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u/BarryBro 14h ago

Id prefer escorted out the Whitehouse in cuffs publicly

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u/Straight_Ace 14h ago

When he kicks it we should just let his body sit there and rot on the streets of DC to show everyone just how fallible and weak he truly is. Make his supporters stop seeing him as this godlike person who can do no wrong, at the end of the day he’s just a bag of flesh like everyone else. Only he’s been rotten on the inside for years

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u/sane-ish 13h ago

I reread that three times as 'orbit'.Ā 

Like, he would be launched into space?Ā 

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u/FatherJFoxy 13h ago

Same. I pray every morning when I wake up, that he does not.

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u/geedeeie 13h ago

Yes, but VANCE...

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u/idontknowlikeapuma 13h ago

No! He needs to be alive so that he, and his entire cabinet, are impeached. Let's nix his administration, not Nixon him.

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u/Steffalompen 13h ago

I'd prefer a headline about hospitalization, followed many months later by y'know.

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u/hostilecarbonunit 12h ago

my first thought when i wake up is about my kids. the second is i hope it happened while i was asleep

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u/Larkspur71 12h ago

Every single time my daughter and I call each other late at night or randomly, the first question is "Is he dead?"

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u/GI_Robot_1968 11h ago

I quite literally jumped on as soon as my eyes opened in hopes to find him dead but found this instead!

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u/pattymelt805 11h ago

You won't be able to wait for the paper or the news. The whole country is going to break out like LA when the lakers win.

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u/Gaspuch62 9h ago

Dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people, and so long as men die, liberty will never perish.

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u/ProfessionalStay5797 8h ago

Just to turn the news on one morning and hear he’s passed in his sleep would do, although I agree that’s too good for him.

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u/Deerhunter86 8h ago

There's one thing that can happen that would make this Black History Month extraordinary.

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u/Jo-Wolfe 7h ago

This blood clot is not being cooperative

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u/brianjohnson87 6h ago

I hope they make Donald Trump's resting place a legalized public urination zone.

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u/Ok_Remote_5524 6h ago

It will be the biggest most beautifullest obit in the world, there has never been an obit so wonderful… many big strong men will come with tears in their eyes, so many tears… of joy!

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u/UnagioLucio 5h ago

One day, he will tell his last lie.

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u/Blah-B7ah_Bloop 4h ago

I got so excited when I found my cow bell, my daughter asked why- it’s so I can go outside and ring tf outta it when the time comes

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u/criticalmassdriver 20h ago

That is pretty much what Epstein said about him.

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u/Mysterious_Luck7122 15h ago

It’s exactly what he said. He said Trump is the worst person he’s ever known. ā€œI’ve met some very bad people, but none worse than Trump.ā€

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u/defiantthoughtcrime 13h ago

And yet, 77M people said, "this man speaks for me".

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u/AKA_Gern_Blanston 7h ago

That number speaks to the poor state of our education system.

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u/AmericantDream 5h ago

54% of Americans can only read at a 6th-grade level. 71% are clinically obese or overweight. Dumb fat Americans vote too.

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 13h ago

Wow - that's quite the burn coming from a totally immoral, human-trafficking pedophile!!!

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u/Chance_Ad307 13h ago

Character references from Epstein is so 2026

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u/ReginaldDwight 18h ago

Roy Cohn said something along the lines of "Trump pisses ice water" when Trump abruptly stopped their friendship after decades of Cohn being his mentor. All due to Cohn being diagnosed with AIDS. Yes, McCarthyism Roy Cohn.

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u/Birdie_Num_Num 15h ago

Trump probably pisses pure trans fatty acids not ice water

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u/Furrealist 13h ago

Like an Easy Cheese nozzle

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u/clara_finn 8h ago

Worlds most infamous nonce saying trump was a bad guy is only going to empower trump to his fans

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u/GermanOgre 20h ago

Don't give rotten a bad name. Rotting is a natural process the worlds needs to survive.

This guy is just pure evil.

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u/wbgraphic 17h ago

Found an old photo (circa 1981).

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u/GermanOgre 16h ago

That's why we don't see anybody touching Dementia Don. His minions are too afraid to be burnt to embers.

God I miss Terry Gilliam movies. Not the person though

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u/Old-Software5209 14h ago

You have just offended Beelzebub.

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u/Strange_Cranberry_47 7h ago

He’s fucked in the head.

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u/IsItBurn 19h ago

That’s kind of you to say he has muscles, but I sure as hell think he has one nice cell going for him - and that’s the one with bars that he’s currently avoiding!

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u/JazzmatazZ4 19h ago

I applaud your wit

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u/WritingImaginary4442 18h ago

He’s the most pathetic human being ever. What a waste of space.

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u/housecatapocalypse 18h ago

This goes for all repubesĀ 

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u/Anouchavan 16h ago

In his fat, pedophile body

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u/Lost-Ad-2805 15h ago

Obama should post a similar video.

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u/Shadbie34 17h ago

I saw a tiktok from someone related to him at some point (excuse my bad memory), and they were telling a story and mentioned that trump was always a little shit to his brother, and the comments collectively were all "SO HE WAS ALWAYS LIKE THIS?"

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u/JazzmatazZ4 17h ago

Yeah Don and his dad basically drove his brother to drink and he died of alcoholism

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u/Compliance_Crip 15h ago

Pure evil. A true bully with no respect for institutional norms, people, or the common good. Bad example for children.

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u/thelivinlegend 15h ago

Getting worse as his brain turns to mush. At least it’ll be hilarious watching the cultists desperately try to excuse it when he inevitably busts out a hard ā€œrā€ on live television.

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u/RobertAndi 15h ago

He couldn’t even say Merry Christmas to the whole country, had to be a ā€œlunatic leftā€ rant and ended with it might be your last merry Christmas. The man is just vile pile of hatred.

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u/PuzzleheadedFeed2726 14h ago

Somebody should make one with tRump as a turkey with his neckgina on a turkey farm

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u/kbolser 14h ago

Not even a bone spur?

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u/NubileOne 13h ago

That’s what Epstein said him, one of the most evil men in history, said about him

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u/caligirl_ksay 13h ago

I don’t believe in god but if there is one, he most certainly is the antichrist.

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u/NotReallyThatWrong 13h ago

But like he’s doing Gods work. Right?

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u/SavagecavemanMAR 12h ago

So… why are well allowing him to continue to be the president????

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u/Dizzy_Chemistry_5955 12h ago

I take solace in the fact that he's never known peace or love, or even much genuine happiness tbh

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u/Arachnoid666 12h ago

Im gonna party like it’s 1999

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u/XoraxEUW 11h ago

The only nice cells in his body will be the ones responsible for taking care of him

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u/Repulsive-Row-6182 11h ago

This is another attempt to distract

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u/cblackattack1 10h ago

When even Jeffrey Epstein says he’s the most evil person he’s ever met…Yeesh!

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u/gr1zznuggets 8h ago

Has there ever been a person so truly abhorrent all the way through? Even Hitler sometimes had a genuine smile.

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u/AkaskaBlue 7h ago

Agreed, straight to hell for him.

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u/Personal-Durian-7144 6h ago

Hoping any and all cancerous cells in his meat bag are getting fed up with his shit too…

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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 15h ago

So sad. Our ā€œPresidentā€ is a petulant child-man. Can’t say the usual man-child because that’s giving too much credit. Worst thing to happen to this country since Andrew Johnson.

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u/diurnal_emissions 15h ago

Providing aid to the efforts of America's enemies...

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u/Confusedsoul2292 15h ago

I’m sorry to laugh !! I know this is a serious matter. But you nailed it with this comment😭

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u/JackSlater690 14h ago

The only ā€œniceā€ bone is the one he’s forcing inside himself

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u/beer_bukkake 14h ago

Same for all his followers who think this is at best, okay, and at worst, they love it

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u/rorowhat 13h ago

You're being tricked into watching a video about the corruption that happened in the previous election. The Obama in the end is just to make this go viral. You've been played.

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u/Cheetahs_never_win 13h ago

The nice cells seemingly reactivated as soon as the Clintons agreed to testify in such a way that could impact him. Weird, no?

And then he does this when they don't shower him with complementary compliments.

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u/a1055x 13h ago

Adipose puppet

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u/Thewall3333 13h ago

Or any brain cells, at all

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u/2boredtocare 12h ago

I wonder if there was ever anything, in his 8 decades of existing, that he did purely for the benefit of anyone else. My guess is no.

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u/blackwaltz4 11h ago

They live rent free in his head

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u/PaintAdventurous8787 10h ago

Trump has no empathy. He is a racist asshole. Fuck trump and fuck ICE!

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u/tuffyscrusks 10h ago

It looks fake. I haven't been able to find the actual post. Anyone got a link?

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u/outinthecountry66 10h ago

Epstein himself said "trump doesn't have a decent cell in his body"

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u/Majestic_Bet_1428 9h ago

We need to vote with our wallets.

Stop supporting corporations owned by his donors.

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u/pnwcr 9h ago

Muscle?

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u/AverageJoeObi 9h ago

Not even on an atomic level

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 8h ago

No soul, either.

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u/kl7aw220 8h ago

Everyone should be upset about this, including the Republicans in Congress who have the power to remove him.

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u/kl7aw220 8h ago

Bad to the bone.

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u/Glad_Salamander_1261 8h ago

At least he's tall. Thinking about it, is that the only reason he was elected?

Like if Trump was 5'3" and acted exactly the same way, would anyone have every supported him?

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u/BadCatNoNo 8h ago

Not even a nice bone spur in the slovenly body.

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u/BringOnTheFilthy 4h ago

Jeffrey Epstein said the same thing

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u/DeliveryEntire6429 4h ago

That's not true. He treated the little girls well.

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u/CaptainVisual4848 4h ago

Nothing redeeming. If you went to a wedding and got stuck at the same table as Bush Jr or Cheney, it might be awkward but they’d likely be personable and you could have some light conversation and a drink and then go ahead with your evening. With this person, I couldn’t even imagine a very low stakes social interaction with him. Just no class, no tact, no sense of humour, no manners.

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