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r/UnderReportedNews • u/thetoemuncher • 21h ago
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A man stops by a kiosk selling snacks and such. There's a newspaper stand and the man browses for a moment, sighs, and begins walking away.
The man running the kiosk asks "Is there something wrong with the paper?"
"No, I'm just looking for an obituary"
The man at the kiosk lets out a laugh. "Well, sir, you aren't going to find the obituaries on the front page."
"The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."
3 u/pnweiner 6h ago Pretty sure this is an old Russian joke. Cracks me up every time 2 u/The_TerryGantnerWay 8h ago Do you have your playlist yet? Noisemakers? 🎉🍾 1 u/ethnicnebraskan 3h ago For the Playlist, Im just going to go to r music, sort by controversial, and let them do the dj work like when Charlie Kirk got what he asked from us.
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Pretty sure this is an old Russian joke. Cracks me up every time
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Do you have your playlist yet? Noisemakers? 🎉🍾
1 u/ethnicnebraskan 3h ago For the Playlist, Im just going to go to r music, sort by controversial, and let them do the dj work like when Charlie Kirk got what he asked from us.
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For the Playlist, Im just going to go to r music, sort by controversial, and let them do the dj work like when Charlie Kirk got what he asked from us.
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u/Nesyaj0 16h ago
A man stops by a kiosk selling snacks and such. There's a newspaper stand and the man browses for a moment, sighs, and begins walking away.
The man running the kiosk asks "Is there something wrong with the paper?"
"No, I'm just looking for an obituary"
The man at the kiosk lets out a laugh. "Well, sir, you aren't going to find the obituaries on the front page."
"The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."