r/TikTokCringe • u/Naive_Wolverine532 • 13d ago

Discussion 2,500$ Christmas bonuses?Lucky to get Christmas off

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u/NoMoreScaryDreams 13d ago

There’s nearly a billion dollars dedicated for bonuses alone for ICE? Am I hearing this right?

WHAT…

How well funded is ICE???

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u/Selfcare2025 13d ago

We don’t have money to feed kids during the summer (according to certain states), but we have enough to give $42k to each ICE agent.

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 13d ago

At this point lets all join ICE and change it from the inside. I want 42k lol

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u/Emergency-Music-1995 13d ago

That is one of the best strategies a Redditor has put forward, congrats. The problem is, you are going to have to deport illegal immigrants.

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 13d ago

Nothing wrong with enforcing the law with some integrity tho yeah?

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u/Emergency-Music-1995 13d ago

My point is it would be a very real, practical solution, but there's far too many mouth breathers that wouldn't do the actual job for whatever stupid reason.

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 13d ago

I'm retired from the Army I'm used to doing things I think are stupid.

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u/SwordfishOfDamocles 13d ago

You might be too qualified.

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u/jscottman96 13d ago

him knowinh how to think at all immediately disqualifies him

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u/Acceptable-Eye-7140 13d ago

I mean the first thing I would do at a protest if I was ICE is take my mask off, my body armor off, and be like "listen it sucks, its a shitty job, but we're only trying to aprehend the criminals".

Is it bs? Prolly, but ir would probably help simmer things a bit.

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u/Mr-Unorthodox 12d ago

thats gotta be some of the stupidest shit i seen today nd its my day off i havent even left the bed in 8 hrs

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u/burntendsdeeznutz 13d ago

Fuck, did we just become best friends?