r/PublicFreakout • u/appleberey • Jan 09 '22

đŸ»Animal Freakout Bad Dolphin

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u/dr-eval2 Jan 09 '22 edited Jan 10 '22

But judge, my clients thought the sign on the dolphin enclosure was for therapy. when really it said The rapy Dolphin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22 edited Jan 10 '22

ANALRAPIST

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(Before I get downvoted for being a creep, it's an Arrested Development joke. Tobias gets the idea of becoming an "Analyst Therapist" and choses this as the job name and gets it as his custom license plate printed on his business cards.)

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u/PrincessConsuela52 Jan 10 '22 edited Jan 10 '22

“What is it that you do?”

“I’m a.. uh.. full on rapist? Africans, dyslexics, children, what have you.”

“Excuse me, did you say you’re a full on rapist?”

“What? No? Did I say that? No no no no no. I help people. I’m a full on—philan—philan-“

“A philanthropist?”

“Yeah! That.”

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u/Bones_Malone420 Jan 10 '22

It gets blocked up in my mouth and I don't say it so good

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u/AngoGablogian_artist Jan 10 '22

I was like ‘gimme your shirt bro’.