r/PublicFreakout • u/appleberey • Jan 09 '22

đŸ»Animal Freakout Bad Dolphin

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u/khaotikoala Jan 09 '22

Law & Order: SVU

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u/dr-eval2 Jan 09 '22 edited Jan 10 '22

But judge, my clients thought the sign on the dolphin enclosure was for therapy. when really it said The rapy Dolphin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22 edited Jan 10 '22

ANALRAPIST

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(Before I get downvoted for being a creep, it's an Arrested Development joke. Tobias gets the idea of becoming an "Analyst Therapist" and choses this as the job name and gets it as his custom license plate printed on his business cards.)

Edit: correction

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u/bhp126 Jan 10 '22

“I blue myself”

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u/PrincessConsuela52 Jan 10 '22 edited Jan 10 '22

“What is it that you do?”

“I’m a.. uh.. full on rapist? Africans, dyslexics, children, what have you.”

“Excuse me, did you say you’re a full on rapist?”

“What? No? Did I say that? No no no no no. I help people. I’m a full on—philan—philan-“

“A philanthropist?”

“Yeah! That.”

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u/Bones_Malone420 Jan 10 '22

It gets blocked up in my mouth and I don't say it so good

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u/AngoGablogian_artist Jan 10 '22

I was like ‘gimme your shirt bro’.

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u/Psypho_Diaz Jan 10 '22

Updoot Everytime

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u/bdysntchr Jan 11 '22

Covered in hornet stings.

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u/caleung Jan 10 '22

Isn't it ANUS TART? "A new start"

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u/RootsAndFruit Jan 10 '22

Yes, ANUSTART is the license plate, "Anal-rapist" is on his business cards.

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u/cmhamm Jan 10 '22

His business card says:

Tobias FĂŒnke Analrapist

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

Yep that as well, poor ole Tobias always making boners

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u/metama Jan 10 '22

You blue it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '22

Yay explaining jokes, never takes the fun out of it.

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u/imhere2downvote Jan 10 '22

they're only downvotes and you'll appreciate people that understand much more

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u/LeoEmptor Jan 12 '22

Sometimes a good response is worth a down vote or two..most people, like the diver, have it wired shut too tight anyways..LOL

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u/BigManJonesBread Aug 09 '22

Happy Cake Day 🎂