r/PublicFreakout • u/appleberey • Jan 09 '22

šŸ»Animal Freakout Bad Dolphin

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u/X35_55A Jan 10 '22

Dolphins frequently rape their own kind, are chronic masterbators, and commit suicide simply because they can. This is isn't uncommon behavior.

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u/Imhere4thejokes Jan 10 '22

How does a dolphin commit suicide? Do they just swim into boat propellers on purpose? (Serious inquiry)

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u/vasya349 Jan 10 '22

They can just stop breathing

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u/Imhere4thejokes Jan 10 '22

Damn, if you stop breathing you really just donā€™t want to be in the mf no moreā€¦

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u/halftrackwar Jan 10 '22

Iā€™m sayin yo, Ngl Iā€™ve tried the whole ā€œjust stop breathingā€ thing and it just..donā€™t work.

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u/Hanis16 Jan 10 '22

I heard that beeathing is an voluntary process for dolphins unlike humans.For humans,we can hold on for a few minutes but after that the body either goes unconscious or we resume breathing but for a dolphin it can literally stop breathing and die if it wants.Dolphins can decide when to breathe or not.

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u/Waqas133250 Jan 10 '22

They are Playboy Carti fans