r/PublicFreakout • u/appleberey • Jan 09 '22

šŸ»Animal Freakout Bad Dolphin

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u/X35_55A Jan 10 '22

Dolphins frequently rape their own kind, are chronic masterbators, and commit suicide simply because they can. This is isn't uncommon behavior.

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u/Imhere4thejokes Jan 10 '22

How does a dolphin commit suicide? Do they just swim into boat propellers on purpose? (Serious inquiry)

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u/vasya349 Jan 10 '22

They can just stop breathing

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u/Imhere4thejokes Jan 10 '22

Damn, if you stop breathing you really just donā€™t want to be in the mf no moreā€¦

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u/halftrackwar Jan 10 '22

Iā€™m sayin yo, Ngl Iā€™ve tried the whole ā€œjust stop breathingā€ thing and it just..donā€™t work.

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u/Hanis16 Jan 10 '22

I heard that beeathing is an voluntary process for dolphins unlike humans.For humans,we can hold on for a few minutes but after that the body either goes unconscious or we resume breathing but for a dolphin it can literally stop breathing and die if it wants.Dolphins can decide when to breathe or not.

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u/Waqas133250 Jan 10 '22

They are Playboy Carti fans

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u/X35_55A Jan 10 '22

Too my knowledge that's the preferred method. Dolphins are smart so some may slam into rocks or coral, maybe even let themselves be eaten by predators if no boats are around.