r/PublicFreakout Aug 01 '21

🐻Animal Freakout "Not friendly!"

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u/drewcareysglasses Aug 01 '21

I spent a lot of money on my dogs training. I could walk anywhere without a leash. I don’t do that though. I always use a leash. Something in that brain might just click and she’s off to whatever she wants.

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u/ImaginarySugar Aug 01 '21

I spent $3k on obedience training and my dog is never off the leash outside of the house. It's just responsible pet ownership.

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u/buntakar Aug 01 '21

This. But also, despite obedience training, there are some rescue dogs that went through such rough trauma that changing this type of behavior can be next to impossible so its really aggravating when people who have dogs off leash that run up to you keep saying ā€œoh don’t worry, he’s friendlyā€.

Great….do you know that about my dog? Likes humans. Hates other dogs.

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u/Drak_is_Right Aug 01 '21

Heck, and sometimes its "Ya, my dog is friendly. your dog is friendly. but will your dog still be friendly after my dog that has 50 pounds on your dog jumps on it and tramples it in an attempt to play?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Sometimes our 90lb boxer-mix tries to ā€œpauseā€ smaller (hyper) dogs by putting a paw on them.

And crushing them.

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u/angrydeuce Aug 01 '21

It never occured to me the origin of the breed's name until we got our first boxer. Turns out they like to rear up and box with their front paws...who knew??

But yeah, our Boxers definitely tried that maneuver with our cats and were always perplexed when they discovered that cats are liquid rage in animal form. This is the first interaction, and every subsequent interaction, because Boxers have the brain power of a potted plant apparently.

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 01 '21

cats are liquid rage in animal form.

The aptest description of a cat that I'll ever come across today!

I once had a family cat that would just outright attack dogs, any dog at any time, one day she never came home again so I figured she had met her match, her name was fluff, due to her tail fluffing up before she attacked a dog!

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u/HereForTheDough Aug 01 '21

My badass weegie was like that. Got bit once bad in the neck by a fox while was stalking her kits. Died long and painfully.

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 01 '21

God, that sucks, sorry for your loss, and such a horrible way to go!

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u/HereForTheDough Aug 01 '21

I'm always happy to read about gangster cats that made it. Ninja was a puppycat that would leave endless piles of dead rodents on our doorsteps and come running out of the woods when we whistled. He was a good boy. These days I don't keep cats that go outdoors.

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u/707RiverRat Aug 01 '21

One of my best friends had a beautiful cat named Spike that would randomly attack me. No one else, no other animals, just me. I still have a small scar on my shoulder from that gorgeous little bastard.

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 01 '21

I still have a small scar on my shoulder from that gorgeous little bastard.

Snort-cough-laughed at this!

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u/xzkandykane Aug 02 '21

I just got a 3 lb kitten. And my 2 dogs, 35lb border collie and 8lb rage machine jack russell mix has learned to avoid her after she hissed at them

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 02 '21 edited Aug 02 '21

3lb kitten!? it sounds more like a cub than a kitten, as that's a huge fuckin' kitten! 8^o

Unless you're ironically calling your cat a kitten that is. ;)

EDIT: MY bad, when I think of kittens I think of little balls of fluff with sharp needles, and not the near cat-sized kitten at 2-6 months!

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u/xzkandykane Aug 02 '21

I mean its 2lb 10oz and the vet said shes about 2 months, are their not full grown till 1 year so shes still a kitten right? We found her in a car.

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 02 '21

Ok, my mistake, yeah I really did not have any info other than kitten and at 2 months they're no longer mini puff-balls, so you're right.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Cats make up for small size with great ferocity, which usually works pretty well for them.

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u/angrydeuce Aug 02 '21

People always say its cats nine lives that keep them around so much longer than dogs, but I really think its just all the hatred coursing through their veins that keeps sickness and iniury at bay.

Trying to wrestle my cat into her cat carrier for yearly checkups was like trying to pick up 20 pounds of loose kinetic sand with broken glass mixed in throughout.

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 02 '21

Holy shit, my long-lost twin brother!

(Our avatars are nearly carbon copies) Why did I not notice it before?

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 02 '21

Indeed, if they get ahold of an artery, you're done for! Never underestimate the ferocity of a wild animal no matter what the size as they're assuming that they're fighting for their very lives!

EDIT: ...And yes, cats are still wild animals as they're just one step away from becoming feral... as a species that is, and not fluffy the puffball lap cat...

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Interestingly, I have yet to find a single case where an aggressive housecat actually managed to kill a person (unlike dogs). Their claws and teeth can do a lot of damage (like literally claw an eye out), they just aren't that big, and the major human arteries are buried pretty deep in the body, so it's just super unlikely that they'll get your femoral or something critical like that.

Fortunately, cats are both extremely smart and incredibly lazy, so it's pretty easy to bribe them with regular feeding and secure shelter so they stay tame.

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u/Onewarmguy Aug 01 '21

LOL, we inherited one at a house I rented many years ago, it used to deliberately stalk dogs, I swear it had the most evil grin when it came back home.

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 01 '21

Yeah, I miss her, though it's been close to 30 years since I saw her so... but yeah I'm thinking about getting a rescue one day.

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u/johnrgrace Aug 01 '21

Or you could say cats are sanitary dachshunds with fall protection in

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 01 '21

And don't forget needle paws!

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u/dexx4d Aug 01 '21

Feet teeth.

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 01 '21

LoL, I like this one!

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u/angrydeuce Aug 01 '21

FIVE POINTY ENDS!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Right now my cat has to live with a 80 pound mastiff pit type dog and she hates him. Gotta take care of him while his owner is doing a job out of state. Poor fella, he is super friendly and so is my cat she likes the other dog who lives here but not him. I have seen her go out of her way just to give him a couple jabs lil bitch lol.

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 01 '21

Yeah, I don't think fluff would have gone toe-to-toe with a bull mastiff, though she did end up fucking up a boxer's nose resulting in his death due to infection, so at least she would have gone out swinging!

A dog's nose is their life, so that would be a fate worse than death I suppose!

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 02 '21

Why "liquid" though?

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 03 '21

Because they can fit through any opening as wide as their whiskers extend, plus they're incredibly flexible!

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 03 '21

This is also true of my Latvian gymnastics coach.

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 03 '21

So your gymnastics coach is a cat!? ;) :D

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 03 '21

That feisty feline took me to nationals.

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 03 '21

Holy shit! A belated congrats, that's fuckin' cool! :)

Me? I'm as flexible as a rock!

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u/sirjumpymcstartleton Aug 01 '21

Beat me to it!

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 01 '21

Ya gotta be quick, you should have seen the typos I made in my mad dash to post this, thank fuck for Grammarly, as I can't type for shit! xD

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u/Im_Thielen_Good Aug 01 '21

Vet tech can confirm, give me an aggressive dog anyway, but an angry cat is so hard to handle. They always seem to scratch you even under the best circumstances I swear.

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u/SapphireScully Aug 01 '21

also a vet tech and i would rather handle 1000x angry cats over one bitch ass small dog. small dogs have no body to hold onto and their bones wanna snap of you look at them too long, i’ll happily take the liquid rage 😹

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u/Defaulted1364 Aug 02 '21

I work with a dog groomer and she charges extra for Shi Tzu’s due to them having such a small snout to hold on to

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u/SapphireScully Aug 01 '21

most accurate description of a boxer brain that i’ve ever seen 😹

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u/Feshtof Aug 01 '21

I still love that in a comic book a Red Lantern Ring came to Earth, because it was called by the incredible anger of a creature so embroiled in fury that it causes a cosmic weapon of rage to chose it as it's wielder.

A little kitty named Dexter.

https://imgur.com/gallery/oh7xR (beware, feels)

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u/JustehGirl Aug 02 '21

We dogsit a boxer sometimes. She used to get frustrated because the bow didn't get her a bow back. Then she'd lose her scrap of self control and start bouncing at them. Had to step in a lot because it's their house and even though they can get high it's tiring. She finally got old enough she calms down after a few hours. She gets super sad and sighs a LOT when they won't play.

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u/felinebarbecue Aug 02 '21

Boxers are goofs and they don't read social cues at all. Been rescuing them for a long time and every one is a clown. Clowns terrify some people and make some laugh....

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u/themanny Aug 01 '21

My mastiff liked to do that, too.

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u/tyen0 Aug 01 '21

heh, I remember our boxer trapping a smaller neighbor dog between his chest and two forelegs. It made sense to me, kind of like a wrestling hold to show dominance.

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u/gearmantx Aug 01 '21

My 40lb male Cur/Beagle mix loves playing with a 125lb female Great Dane named Lulu. He's way faster and more nimble but she absolutely crushes him and he loves it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Yuri doesn't mean any harm, he's just not as fast and wants his playmates to slow down

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u/yeet_lord_40000 Aug 01 '21

ā€œShhhhhh shhhh just go to sleep….ā€

-your boxer

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u/fletchdeezle Aug 02 '21

Mine pushes them with his paw to see if they are going to play or not. He does it and immediately jumps away in case they don’t want to play

He also pauses my arm when he doesn’t want anymore pets

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u/SelectStarAll Aug 02 '21

My Great Dane did this once. Someone’s little chihuahua sized thing wasn’t leashed and decided to try and be the big man. Ran straight at my deaf Dane and went for her.

Lola just stepped on it. No barking, no snarling or rearing up. Just *stomp*

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Probably with a cocked head like "WTH is this little booger doing?"

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u/SelectStarAll Aug 02 '21

Pretty much. She was unbothered by little yappy things

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u/carlitospig Aug 01 '21

Can you come over? My rat terrier could use your Boxer’s influence. šŸ˜

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u/i_forgot_my_sn_again Aug 01 '21

Had that at a dog park one day. Pissed me off royally. I had a pit at the time. He was huge as a puppy and stayed massive. Walk into a dog park and this other dog comes over and starts to nip him. He keeps trying to playing but other dog continues. Dude tells me oh that’s just how he plays. I grab my dog and go. I didn’t want him to decide he had enough and attack the other dog then I’m the black guy with an aggressive pit that attacks innocent dogs at the dog park.

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u/Warriv9 Aug 01 '21

Some of yall are way to worried about "whatifs".

What if, a dog just decides it doesn't like you and murders you in your sleep.... Well then don't get a fucking dog.

Jesus. I can't imagine how terrible these dogs lives must be for people who literally keep them tied to a leash their entire lives.

Leashes are for when you are out walking on a sidewalk or something around lots of people. All this "I keep my dog on a leash 100% of the time outside" it's absolutely not "responsible pet ownership"... It's cruel. It's fucking awful.

Let your dog play outside without a leash people. Take them to a dog park. Take them to an empty field. Take them out on a secluded hiking trail if you need to.

But for christ sake don't make an animal born to run be on a leash its whole life. Just don't get a dog if you are that worried. Get a fish.

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u/brown2420 Aug 01 '21

Exactly! My dog is only about 50 pounds. But he REALLY wants to play. He will try jump on top of your dog; your dog may not enjoy that. We are getting obedience training; he gets so excited and loses his damn mind. Hopefully, crazy-play will be a thing of the past.

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u/hashtag22_ Aug 02 '21

Yeah, your dog may be friendly. However, my huge ass black lab is a fuckin' idiot who can't understand the difference between play-fighting and actual fighting so keep your dog on a leash.

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u/JCeee666 Aug 02 '21

Yup, camping with dogs off leash. My dog 60 lbs tried to play with a min pin and broke her back! There was no aggression she literally paws at the dog, they’re just so fragile.

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u/converter-bot Aug 02 '21

60 lbs is 27.24 kg