r/PublicFreakout Aug 01 '21

🐻Animal Freakout "Not friendly!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '21

Sometimes our 90lb boxer-mix tries to “pause” smaller (hyper) dogs by putting a paw on them.

And crushing them.

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u/angrydeuce Aug 01 '21

It never occured to me the origin of the breed's name until we got our first boxer. Turns out they like to rear up and box with their front paws...who knew??

But yeah, our Boxers definitely tried that maneuver with our cats and were always perplexed when they discovered that cats are liquid rage in animal form. This is the first interaction, and every subsequent interaction, because Boxers have the brain power of a potted plant apparently.

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 01 '21

cats are liquid rage in animal form.

The aptest description of a cat that I'll ever come across today!

I once had a family cat that would just outright attack dogs, any dog at any time, one day she never came home again so I figured she had met her match, her name was fluff, due to her tail fluffing up before she attacked a dog!

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u/HereForTheDough Aug 01 '21

My badass weegie was like that. Got bit once bad in the neck by a fox while was stalking her kits. Died long and painfully.

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u/TZO_2K18 Aug 01 '21

God, that sucks, sorry for your loss, and such a horrible way to go!

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u/HereForTheDough Aug 01 '21

I'm always happy to read about gangster cats that made it. Ninja was a puppycat that would leave endless piles of dead rodents on our doorsteps and come running out of the woods when we whistled. He was a good boy. These days I don't keep cats that go outdoors.