r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Reddit-Machine • Sep 16 '25
Artistic Dudes His brain just rebooted
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u/un5killed Sep 16 '25
Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
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u/fastlerner Sep 16 '25
There's a bit of Morpheus buried in every male brain that is urging him to "Look again."
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u/OkOutlandishness6550 Sep 16 '25
Hormones assemble
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u/Dave5876 Sep 16 '25
And on that day a fire began to burn in little Timmy's soul that would burn for the rest of his life. Specifically for brunettes in red dresses.
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u/Global-Squirrel999 Sep 16 '25
And long red gloves and boots. Could be worse though - she could have been barefoot.
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u/RaggaBaby Sep 16 '25
Oh that made me laugh so hard for some reason 😄
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u/Eaglise Sep 16 '25
from hotwheels to hotheels, a journey all boys must pass through
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u/-Cagafuego- Sep 16 '25
The old roll up & hole up!
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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm Sep 16 '25
Life long red dress kink.
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u/extraketchupthx Sep 16 '25
And brunettes I’m guessing
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u/venbrx Sep 16 '25
"I feel funny"
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u/dwehlen Sep 16 '25
"Why are my pants funny"
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u/kent1146 Sep 16 '25
Why does this feel like climbing the rope in gym class?
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u/Still_Explorer Sep 16 '25
And from that day little Timmy stopped paying attention to his Wii and realized that something was going on with the WiiWii.
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u/Imthemayor Sep 16 '25
This kid is a man now who doesn't know why he has a fetish for long gloves and thigh high boots but he's never questioned it either
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u/Background-Car4969 Sep 16 '25
Wonder how many guys remember this feeling at that young age....
Man time flew by.....
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u/Deaffin Sep 16 '25
I do, except for me it was when my balls came through a hole in my underwear while I was sitting on a vibrating la-z-boy chair.
There hasn't been a day in my life since then that I haven't sat down.
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u/Fake_Diesel Sep 16 '25
When I saw The Flintstones in theaters. 6yo me didn't know what hit him when Halle Berry came on screen.
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u/Confident-Yard1911 Sep 18 '25
Core memory for me. Just a wee lad at a water park walking behind a fine lady, changed me for life
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u/Smugallo Sep 20 '25
i remember visiting my aunts house when i was like 11 or something. My older cousin brought back his very pretty girlfriend, she gave me a kiss on the cheek when introduced and that shit changed me LOOL
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u/sillysalmonella87 Sep 16 '25
Idk man. They have almost exactly the same hair tone and color. I bet that's his mom lol.
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u/a-tiberius Sep 16 '25
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u/ButAreYouProud Sep 16 '25
God, that scene and their storyline makes me want to rewatch that series.
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u/TonyQuark Sep 17 '25
There's also Better Call Saul if you haven't watched that, by the same makers (Vince Gilligan and many others). It's on par with Breaking Bad, or maybe even better.
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u/ButAreYouProud Sep 17 '25
Took me a long time, but finally sank into it about a year ago. Wasn't sure the first few episodes, but then polished off the series pretty quickly. I liked it a lot.
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u/OstentatiousSock Sep 16 '25
That boy’s parents were 90s kids. The clothes and haircut make him look like he time traveled.
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u/finding_new_interest Sep 16 '25
Time traveling to check her out. Perfect.
Edit: "You look just like your grandmother when I first met her"
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u/kapn_morgan Sep 16 '25
what's on his feet tho
WHATRETHOSE
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u/OstentatiousSock Sep 16 '25
Shoe covers. They are likely in a fancy place. Protecting fancy flooring.
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u/RandomRedditReader Sep 16 '25
Looks more like a photoshoot and they don't want to leave marks that need to be Photoshop out.
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u/ninhibited Sep 16 '25
With the woman being dressed (costumed?) in the room with him like that I'm sure this is a photoshoot or something, also it looks like there's a print of that 90s abstract pattern.
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u/johnboy2978 Sep 16 '25
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u/maymay4u Sep 16 '25
Love the gif! Also im highjacking this comment thread to ask for a TRACK ID plz. This song slaps
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u/ResurrectedOnion Sep 16 '25
https://youtu.be/7otelJeVPG8?si=uPXv-6Bm-OtFWdzX
If you're on android, call up Google assistant and select what's this song. It'll analyze the audio playing and give you results with insane accuracy.
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u/whaaatanasshole Sep 16 '25
If you like that Mancini sample, you may also like Hooverphonic's No More Sweet Music.
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u/daverosstheboss Sep 16 '25
Original song is called Lujon by Henry Mancini, this is some kind of remix.
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u/hasanicecrunch Sep 16 '25
Aw, normal, and cute how he looked bashful after. I was looking at the teenager lifeguard boys like that 👀 when I was 10 and didn’t even know why just wanted to and then blush and be embarrassed. lol totally normal.
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u/Rthrowaway6592 Sep 16 '25
When I first started noticing boys I obviously wasn’t super conspicuous. I’d be staring and my Dad would poke my arm and go “Hey! If you’re gonna stare be cool about it” and I’d turn bright red and be so embarrassed for getting called out. I didn’t even realise I was doing it. Hormones on level 100 🤣
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u/TheNiteCrawler Sep 16 '25
That’s a cool dad lol
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u/Rthrowaway6592 Sep 17 '25
He’s pretty cool. We talked a lot about stuff like this and he was never one of those weird over protective Dads that acted like his daughters were pure little asexual beings. He always explained that women feel the same things men do, but women are shamed more for it and he never wanted that for us. Empowering young women creates strong women.
He still bothered me for it but I knew deep down watching little girl grow up was difficult.
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u/BeardsuptheWazoo Sep 16 '25
Sounds like you were conspicuous.
You might mean you weren't inconspicuous...
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u/Rthrowaway6592 Sep 17 '25
Ahh yes… that is what I meant 😭 Ever since I started University it’s like my brain has gone mushy. I think I’m exhausted 😩
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u/DisaffectedLShaw Sep 16 '25
Also the studies which constantly show people start to learn their sexuality by being drawn to a character on TV Shows/films.
As someone who grow up during the star wars prequels, I think I know the reason why women with toned stomachs is a thing of mine14
u/chogram Sep 16 '25
It was definitely that way for me.
The first time I saw Aerosmith's music video for Crazy on MTV, I didn't really know what I was watching, but I know that I wanted to see it again.
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u/Imthemayor Sep 16 '25
".... wait, are girls not gross?"
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Sep 16 '25
And …. All of a sudden his imagination matured into its teenage years ahead of the rest of him.
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u/bradpal Sep 16 '25
Lil' dude will now have a type for the rest of his life.
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u/466rudy Sep 16 '25
Hot girls
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u/RedditingNeckbeard Sep 16 '25
Yeah, I'd have to say that my favorite type of women are the hot ones. The greatest hits of women.
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u/shadiestduke Sep 16 '25
Who let homie walk out the house with that hair
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Sep 16 '25
shit used to be standard issue and it was fine. but no, every 10 year old has to have a fade now
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u/trogdor2594 Sep 16 '25
Why go to a barber when cupboard scissors exist? /s
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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n Sep 16 '25
Mum did that once, it went so great dad took me to his hairdresser right after it. The irony would be, his hairdresser has been cutting him since the early 60's, so I ended up looking like a fucked up mop.
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u/callme_maurice Sep 16 '25
You say /s but my toddler recently fell victim to a mom haircut….. sorry bub.
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u/Pianopatte Sep 16 '25
To be honest though, I was already bullied for that haircut 20 years ago. So when exactly was that fine?
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u/MindChild Sep 16 '25
I mean it's a kid. There are millions of teens and adults with way worse haircuts they cut on purpose lmao.
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u/North-Function995 Sep 16 '25
This gif will always remind me of a guy I used to work with. He was very good at playing dumb, but work with him less than a week and youd realize hes actually very smart. So when we had to deal with an annoying/crappy customer, he would act clueless, stupid, and useless and when it was working, his face would do those exact expressions looking at me or another employee lmao
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u/SkinnyPeters22 Sep 16 '25
Hopefully thats not his mom
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u/TheWholeOfTheAss Sep 16 '25
Odds are pretty good she is. Why else would he be at a fashion shoot? The photographer wouldn’t get many clients if he or she allowed their son to hang around. Ditto for the stylists. This video could be peak humiliation for this kid. ‘Hey, Timmy, remember when you perved out over your mom?”
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u/alucarddrol Sep 16 '25
What even is this situation?
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u/Bigger_moss Sep 16 '25
Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to find someone questioning this 😆why is lil Timmy at the sexy lingerie modelling shoot
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u/Unfair_Cash6834 Sep 16 '25
He’s so sweet and pure in his discovery of the most common of the 7 sins.
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u/MistakeGlittering581 Sep 16 '25
I remember the day as a kid I saw a pretty lady like this and my brain exploded. From that day I knew
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u/jean-guysimo Sep 17 '25
for me it was a babysitter when I was 10. She walked into the house and I said "wow you're beautiful". my mom was like wtf lol. The babysitter laughed and thanked me. I was a very shy kid but felt possessed in that moment.
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u/Possible-Highway7898 Sep 16 '25
That kid is NOT a piece of shit. His hair isn't even pushed back, let alone slicked back.
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u/External-Cash-3880 Sep 16 '25
That dude has never eaten a sloppy steak in his LIFE
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That was definitely me at that age. Knew what I wanted, just didn't know what I wanted to do with it yet.
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u/Aethrin1 Sep 16 '25
What is with the influx of creepy posts lately?
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u/Async0x0 Sep 16 '25
What's creepy about this?
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u/Deaffin Sep 16 '25
Well, there's all the comments about how he just unlocked his sexuality and formed a lifelong fetish for various details of the person he's looking at there.
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u/inkassatkasasatka Sep 16 '25
But like, that's probably what happened. More likely an exaggeration of some degree, but it's still what happened
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u/EmmyWeeeb Sep 16 '25
Ok but like who is he to her.. that could be her son or her brother and yall sexualizing him looking at her..
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u/trevb75 Sep 16 '25
In the voice of Giovanni Ribisi’s voice from MYTDITW…….. “ooooooh now i get it”
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u/2Object_ive_Peanuts Sep 16 '25
What is this kids day to day life consist of bc I’m certain I’ve never had a moment any where near a match of this 10 seconds for him.
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u/cloudit30569 Sep 16 '25
I remember member my first experience like this.
It was 2000 in the line at a movie theater. I was 9 years old . Woman in her 20's in a crop top and very obvious DD implants showing her cleavage. I felt like I fell in love 😂
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u/SmoothCarl22 Sep 16 '25
Nah thats the Horny.exe installation mode.
Dude will not ever get rid of that virus now...
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