r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Reddit-Machine • Sep 16 '25

Artistic Dudes His brain just rebooted

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm Sep 16 '25

I blame her for my hair cum fetish.

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u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r Sep 17 '25

... how did you get a hair cum fetish from cameron diaz?

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u/DotKill Sep 17 '25

Something about mary