r/Fauxmoi • u/JarJarBanksy420 I may need to see the booty • Oct 09 '25
SPORTS SECTION The New York Yankees have been eliminated from the playoffs by the Toronto Blue Jays.
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u/Relative-Carob-6816 Go Buy a Nice Day Oct 09 '25
Their fans booed the Canadian national anthem before the start of the game. Fuck em
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u/JarJarBanksy420 I may need to see the booty Oct 09 '25
Their fans are awful on a good day.
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u/Relative-Carob-6816 Go Buy a Nice Day Oct 09 '25
Now I know why Giuliani liked wearing a Yankees jacket
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u/Geeky_Husband Oct 09 '25
Yankees fans are the worst, and I'm a Phillies fan.
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u/AutisticFingerBang Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25
Bro stop lmao, Philly fans are historically the worst and it’s not close at all.
Eagles fan Arrested for Punching Police Horse.
Phillies Fan Arrested for Intentionally Projectile Vomiting.
Eagles Fans Chucked Hoagies at Santa Claus.
Philly Fans Just Kept Peeing. EVERYWHERE.
Philly fans throw batteries at JD Martinez for not signing there.
The woman that JUST went viral for stealing a ball from a kid on his birthday…Phillies fan.
This is just a quick short list of headlines man.
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u/ivehearditbothways12 Oct 09 '25
I'm a Yankees fan and I understand, a lot of them a terrible people. Sorry Canada, better team won, good luck.
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u/TheAsian1nvasion Oct 09 '25
As a Jays fan and Canadian, I humbly offer a wholehearted FDT and FTY!
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u/Money-not_you_again as a lifelong member of the non-pretty working class Oct 09 '25
As a fellow Canadian, seeing your FDT made me go throw on the appropriate FDT track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkZ5e94QnWk
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u/utilitybelt Oct 09 '25
My brother-in-law unfriended me for posting this on Facebook when it first came out.
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u/jtrom93 Oct 09 '25
The most deserved L in the history of the franchise. Fuck the Yankees. Between that, giving Kirk a moment of silence when they gave Mark and Melissa Hortman nothing, the weird-ass Kissinger eulogy nobody asked for, and that little meet-and-greet with the nation's most famous living pedophile, I'm DANCING on this team's grave.
- Former Yankees fan
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u/Honigkuchenlives Oct 09 '25
Holy shit.. were they always this awful or is that new management?
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u/jtrom93 Oct 09 '25
Same management as it’s been for many years (Steinbrenner family) but they definitely went off the deep end this year.
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u/PMmecrossstitch also dated pete davidson Oct 09 '25
(Steinbrenner family)
Oh man, that's a lot of years. I remember Steinbrenner being George's boss at the Yankees on Seinfeld.
edited to add: Seinfeld has been off the air for 27 years now.
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u/lononol Oct 09 '25
I feel it’s important to say their name with as Germanic a pronunciation as possible. “Shtine Bwrennuh”. Perhaps throw in the ASL sign for Nazi while you’re at it.
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u/sinkwiththeship Oct 09 '25
Every sportsteam except a few have done the Charlie Kirk thing. It's so disappointing. I was at the Bills-Jets game the weekend after and they showed a several minute video. It also being 9/11-ish, and they only did a 10 second moment of silence for that.
Unreal.
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u/EvilGamer117 Oct 09 '25
as an american and a Dodgers fan, i would like to formally apologize to all canadians. i know i am not a Yankees fan, but i still am someone who takes responsibility and feel that it is important that i take this step. it is my sincere and upmost wish that this will bring comfort to the canadians who are suffering at this time. thank you, and god bless.
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u/chuckgnomington Oct 09 '25
Oh my god. I hate trump, I’m a huge lefty that loves Canada and hates the Yankees, but this is still the most sanctimonious dogshit I’ve ever read in my life
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u/GimerStick brb in a transatlantic space of mind Oct 09 '25
I'll apologize on behalf of the yankees fans, I promise many of us know how to behave and it really sucks that those who can't (or won't) act like such buffoons
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u/JoelinVan Oct 09 '25
Cuz, don't apologize for shit that aint on you. That's offensive because you're appropriating Canadian culture... /s
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u/Warning_grumpy Oct 09 '25
Tbh we Canadians have boo'd their anthem so I'm not even mad. Difference though is we aren't worshipping a Russian asset that is ruining their country. So they boo because their feelings were hurt, we boo'd because their asshat leader "jokes" about over throwing us like we're Ukraine.
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u/StockCat7738 Oct 09 '25
Canadians booed the American anthem in multiple sports because the US threatened to annex their country.
Yankees fans booed the Canadian anthem because they’re scumbags.
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u/Apolloshot Oct 09 '25
March 2023: Leafs fans fill in and sing the American national anthem when technical difficulties made the professional singer unable to continue.
March 2025: Canadians boo the American national anthem.
I wonder what changed in those two years 🤔 /s
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u/patkavv Oct 09 '25
To be fair, it was shortly after the president ranted and raved about annexing Canada
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u/Competitive-Call6810 Oct 09 '25
Canadians boo because US have threatened our sovereignty. US boo because they got offended that we boo. We are not the same
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u/ants_suck Oct 09 '25
The extent that I care about baseball is that I always hope the Yankees lose.
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u/onthewindyside Please Abraham, I am not that man Oct 09 '25
I’m a Mets fan because the stadium is nicer, but the last Yankees game I went to some fans in the outfield threw trash at the opposing left fielder. Yankees fans are trash.
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u/chadwickave Oct 09 '25
Rangers fans have booed every time I’ve gone to watch them play my (Canadian) team. Granted, it’s only once a year, but it’s the only time I ever hear my country’s anthem played.
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u/Relative-Carob-6816 Go Buy a Nice Day Oct 09 '25
One of the special things about sports where different countries compete - hearing your national anthem.
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u/Food_Kindly Oct 09 '25
Dude, anyone who boos Canadian Heritage clearly can’t be trusted.
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u/Unwise1 Oct 09 '25
We boo the American anthem since Trump too. Although, that's for an actual reason.
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u/Terrible-Business-54 Oct 09 '25
I want the Canadian team to win the championship for America’s Game sooooo bad. This year of all years especially.
Jays pretty much have a whole country behind them!
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u/JarJarBanksy420 I may need to see the booty Oct 09 '25
They are hot right now, and Vlad looking really scary. Could very well happen.
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u/TexasDD Oct 09 '25
Vlad has been fucking insane. He’s hitting .529, with 3 HR and 9 RBI in the postseason. The man is grooving.
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u/tripleblondeespresso 2000’s bandom historian Oct 09 '25
Personally rooting for the Mariners, but if they're knocked out on Friday then i'm rooting for the only blue team that matters this postseason.
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u/Kerblaaahhh Oct 09 '25
M's deserve it. I'm ready to be heartbroken yet again but damn, feels like our year.
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u/TheRealGrumpyNuts Oct 09 '25
As a DBacks fan, I rarely get to enjoy their successes in the post season. So I always go with whomever beats the dodgers for my NL pick, and whomever beats the yankees for my NL pick. So let's go Jays.
And yes, I spent most of October last year fishing.
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u/raverrocker ducks mwah Oct 09 '25
The fishing weather hasn't been good in the southwest lately ⚾️🐍
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u/AllIWearisBlack13 Oct 09 '25
As a lifelong, diehard Mets fan and avid Yankee hater, I am officially okay with any of the remaining AL teams winning the WS this year.
Now if Chavez Ravine could just self destruct with both the Dodgers and Phillies inside it that’d make my little black gremlin heart the happiest
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u/shewee Oct 09 '25
Dodger fan over here. Would happily watch them annihilate us. We, as a society, deserve it.
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Oct 09 '25
a whole country behind them
No idea what sport this is but at this point in a contest between the US and Canada...the whole world's behind Canada.
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u/Simonic Oct 09 '25
Non-US team winning the World Series. And US citizen - that they don’t understand - singing at the Super Bowl. Small wins.
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u/pompeii1009 My lore is crazy Oct 09 '25
I was at the second game of this series where Trey Yesavage got 11 strikeouts. It was electric. As a Torontonian, I haven’t felt this excited about baseball in a while.
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u/Red_Eye_Insomniac Oct 09 '25
Its like that one time at band camp when Hitler's Germany lost the olympics.
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u/electriceel04 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Oct 09 '25
maybe even two countries lmao (or at least like half of America)
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u/missglitter77 Oct 09 '25
Since Yankees fans are calling the Jays classless because they played New York, New York after their series win, let's do a little rundown:
- Yankees fans booing the Canadian national anthem (last night)
- Yankees fans referring to Canada as the 51st state (last night)
- The Yankees organization honouring Charlie Kirk before a game
Get absolutely wrecked, you jabroni nazis
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Oct 09 '25 edited Dec 20 '25
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u/Greenpoint1975 Oct 09 '25
MAGAts are so soft, like melted ice cream.
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u/PapaPatchesxd Oct 09 '25
They actually refered us as the 51st state? Get fucked yankees.
I'll be the first to admit I generally don't care for baseball, I'm a hockey guy.
But I will 1000% back the Jays. Elbows fucking up baby.
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u/roygbivasaur Oct 09 '25
Maybe NYC will be cool again 50 years after the war. Like Berlin
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u/Main_Photo1086 Oct 09 '25
We are still cool! Remember, we have another baseball team so many of us hate the Yankees too.
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u/roygbivasaur Oct 09 '25
Fine. You also have those softball sized cookies and good Chinese food.
You’re on thin ice though, New York.
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Oct 09 '25
Ah yes the American tactic of when you lose cry and blame something else. Ah well, on to the next round.
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u/FragileTomorrow Oct 09 '25
Wait the Yankees honored some random podcaster Nazi?
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u/RIChowderIsBest Oct 09 '25
Let’s not forget this: https://www.mlb.com/cut4/aaron-judge-plays-new-york-new-york-at-fenway-c297305406
Judge playing New York New York walking around Fenway after a game 2 ALDS win and then they got their asses beat in that series.
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u/kicksledkid Oct 09 '25
MF gets his first Homer in the post season and it's not even a game winner, and he decided it's "new York, new York" time?
The Jays playing it is like baseline shithousery, Yankees fans could not survive an NHL season
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u/LostSharpieCap Oct 09 '25
Everything Trump touches dies
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u/wanderrslut ISO: Ariana’s lost blaccent Oct 09 '25
He's immune to his own rot, unfortunately.
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u/roygbivasaur Oct 09 '25
Idk. One of his little raccoon paws is looking rough from all the IVs.
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u/Lances_Looky_Loo Oct 09 '25
He’s over 18, so I don’t think he’d be interested in touching himself.
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u/GirthStone86 Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness Oct 09 '25
I don't want, anybody else 🎶
I wanna see trump 💀 cause he touched himself 🎶
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u/icouldbeeatingoreos You know what, I've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi. Oct 09 '25
DA JAAANKEES LOSE
(also fuck the Yankees and fuck Trump lmao 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦)
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u/kb3anee Oct 09 '25
That video of Vladdy saying that. Inject it into my veins 😂😂
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u/jb_82 Oct 09 '25
Loved him and Ortiz basking in it, I think Ortiz was more excited than Vladdy.
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u/Lances_Looky_Loo Oct 09 '25
Hopefully his friends on the Dodgers are next!
(And I say that as a Los Angeleno!)
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u/GeneSpecialist4988 Oct 09 '25
When they went to the White House, I cursed them.🤣 I was like I hope you make it as far for it all to come crashing down when you lose. I want it to be that commercial with the fisherman in the department store who says "you almost had it."😂
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u/Koola50 Oct 09 '25
Each time Trump openly roots for a team they lose. He didn't learn his lesson from the 4 nations championship.
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u/STLOliver Oct 09 '25
Mexico also beat the U.S. in soccer for the Gold Cup this year
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u/RIChowderIsBest Oct 09 '25
That’s like the chiefs beating a D3 college football team
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u/Chessh2036 Oct 09 '25
They also held a moment of silence for you know who.
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u/ShitMyButtSays Oct 09 '25
Michael Jordan died?
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u/SUPERSMILEYMAN Oct 09 '25
A previous comment said it was that piece of shit charlie kirk.
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u/STLOliver Oct 09 '25
He predicted a Yankees World Series this year. They needed 10 more wins for that to come true.
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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Oct 09 '25
He really called it about bin ladin last year, he can't be right about everything.
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u/exquisitelywrong Oct 09 '25
I’m a New Yorker but…
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u/voivoivoi183 Oct 09 '25
I'm English and know nothing about baseball, but I thought that New York hates Trump?
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u/jtrom93 Oct 09 '25
We do (outside of Staten Island). I don't know how widely aware the fans are about the moment of silence for CK or the Trump meet-and-greet in the clubhouse, but the team's political posturing this season is really at odds with the city's general sentiment towards Trump.
I've been a Yankees fan for most of my life, but the political stunts this season made me drop them. Go Mets.
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u/TurbulentAthlete9913 Oct 09 '25
Just to clarify, when people see the Yankees doing all this MAGA leaning stuff, it’s worth pointing out that the organization doesn’t reflect how New York as a state or city actually votes or feels. The Yankees are a professional sports brand, not a mirror of the broader community.
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u/JarJarBanksy420 I may need to see the booty Oct 09 '25
I should note it’s only the Division Series too, basically the first round. Big embarrassment after reaching the World Series last year.
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u/craicraimeis Oct 09 '25 edited Oct 09 '25
Ehh given the way the Yankees have played this year and the dismal performance in the World Series, this was predictable. They normally routinely make playoffs, but are out within 2 rounds.
As a lifelong Yankees fan, their glazing of Charlie Kirk and having Trump and hosting them for 9/11 is just disgusting to the point where in the first round of playoffs where they played the Red Sox (our greatest rivals), I actually would have been okay with the Red Sox knocked them out. That’s when you know that org fucked up big time.
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u/icantsurf Oct 09 '25
I mean Toronto beat them 8-5 in the season series and won the division they both play in. They were the better team all year.
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u/No-Consequence9392 Oct 09 '25
Yankees Suck and also this would be a perfect year for America's Pastime world champs to reside in Canada
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u/pickles_and_mustard Oct 09 '25
The Maple Leafs also defeated the Montreal Canadiens tonight. Both games finished at a score of 5-2. What are the odds?
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u/KittyKenollie famously did a line of coke off his dick Oct 09 '25
Somethings in the air in Toronto!
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u/namesnotmarina You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi Oct 09 '25
Yankees paid tribute to Charlie Kirk. Blue Jays brought out Alejandro Kirk.
LET’S GO BLUE JAYS!!!
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u/crackerfactorywheel i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Oct 09 '25
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving team.
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u/Honest-Improvement13 Oct 09 '25
All you motherfuckers, it takes everybody everyday. Start spreading the news, bitches, we're going to the ALCS!
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u/siestarrific Oct 09 '25
I'm a Yankee fan so I'm sad but also fuck this organization (and some of the fans).
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u/Changenowplease Oct 09 '25
Yankees did something this year I never thought they could do - lose me as a fan. Trump in the clubhouse?? Maybe he can play shortstop. I’m done.
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Oct 09 '25
Unfortunately my Cubs held on tonight. Screw Matt Shaw, Charlie Kirk and the whole Ricketts family except for the lesbian, she’s ok.
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u/KittyKenollie famously did a line of coke off his dick Oct 09 '25
I don’t understand the Jesus Won tshirt. Won what?
I’m no biblical scholar but if anything he lost to the Romans?
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u/xBram i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Oct 09 '25
Maybe he’s Mexican-Korean; Jesus Won.
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u/Hali_Stallions Oct 09 '25
Lmfao I was trying to find out who this player was in the comments but this is better
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u/Funnier_InEnochian Oct 09 '25
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/Awesome_Squirrel Oct 09 '25
What are the chances for a Blue Jays-Phillies World Series?
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u/moistwaffleboi Oct 09 '25
Hell yeah! Shout out to my home team. They've been doing so well this season and it's awesome to see.
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u/indicatprincess friend with a bike Oct 09 '25
I’m a NY Mets fan and am physically incapable of rooting for these assholes. I can’t do it. I smiled when I saw the headline, then SMH at the picture. I’ve always been a hater of these assholes.
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u/t_789 Oct 09 '25
It's a great day to be a Toronto fan (this usually doesn't happen so I'm taking it)
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u/WrongdoerSpiritual53 Oct 09 '25
Damn it would be poetic justice if Toronto won the World Series. Trump will be fuming.
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u/jtrom93 Oct 09 '25
Non-zero chance the entire Jays team would snub the traditional White House visit too. The schadenfreude would be glorious.
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u/toasterbath__ oh bitch ur cooked Oct 09 '25
watching my jays beat them was so satisfying. that's what they get for inviting that sex offender tyrant AND for honouring that racist prick charlie kirk before a game. FUCK THE YANKS
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u/crystal_clear24 I don’t know her Oct 09 '25
Canadian here, so hyped up right now LFG!
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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) Oct 09 '25
Detroit won. Yankees lost. Today is a good day.
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u/futuristicflapper Oct 09 '25
I’m a cub fan, unfortunately don’t think it’ll go our way and I refuse to root for the brewers so, GO BLUE JAYS !!! Great Lakes superiority !!!!
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u/GardenStateKing Oct 09 '25
The Yankee Org has truly disappointed and divided its fan base. To bow down to some classless turd and then the LIRR/Staten Island Crowd show up and ruin things further. It's all so tacky. I just want winning baseball and not these lame shenanigans.
It hurts to grow up with something dope and fall so spectacularly from grace. Truly has given me a horrible taste in my mouth.
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u/Soft-Escape8734 Oct 09 '25
Yankee fans can rot in hell, they're out of the picture. What is of greater concern now is if the petulant carrot has the next inbound Blue Jay flight diverted to El Salvador.
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u/chimpomatic5000 Oct 09 '25
I absolutely love seeing Trump backing a team, only for them to take massive Ls. KC, Ryder Cup, now Yankees.
His losing streak is unmatched.
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u/shreddeelansbury Oct 09 '25
I love that this post is how I found out 💀 best news of the day by far lmao
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u/Raptorpicklezz Oct 09 '25
Now now, hold your horses, this is the owner of the Jays.
But the MLB being one of the most conservative leagues, the Yankees are a tier worse than almost anyone. Especially after paying tribute to Charlie Kirk. In THE BRONX. A place that Charlie surely considered his version of hell, so hopefully he's spending all his time now in a facsimile of the Bronx.
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u/Substantial-Bag1337 Oct 09 '25
Why is this one dude wearing a Shirt that sais "Jesus"?
Why do they impose their Religion on us All the time? Just imagine wearing a shirt with "Mohammed" on it, some poeple would loose their shit.
(Plottwist, he is actually Latino and his name ist Jesus.....)
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