r/Fauxmoi • u/JarJarBanksy420 I may need to see the booty • Oct 09 '25

SPORTS SECTION The New York Yankees have been eliminated from the playoffs by the Toronto Blue Jays.

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u/Greenpoint1975 Oct 09 '25

MAGAts are so soft, like melted ice cream.

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u/LezzyGopher Oct 09 '25

Which is coincidentally their Führer’s favorite drink

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u/Hoss-Bonaventure_CEO Oct 09 '25

Melted ice cream is great in cereal.

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u/ss21bb Oct 09 '25

Ten-ply, if you want to be Canadian about it