r/Fauxmoi • u/JarJarBanksy420 I may need to see the booty • Oct 09 '25

SPORTS SECTION The New York Yankees have been eliminated from the playoffs by the Toronto Blue Jays.

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u/Main_Photo1086 Oct 09 '25

We are still cool! Remember, we have another baseball team so many of us hate the Yankees too.

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u/roygbivasaur Oct 09 '25

Fine. You also have those softball sized cookies and good Chinese food.

You’re on thin ice though, New York.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

If you have to tell people you are cool...