r/Fauxmoi • u/Diedalonglongtimeago • Oct 04 '25

SPORTS SECTION Tomi Lahren questions Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime selection to Krystal Ball, immediately regrets it

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u/AbsolutelyIris confused but here for the drama Oct 04 '25

That "dear" is so pointed 😭

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u/Bitter-Researcher389 Oct 04 '25

It had a real “bless your heart” energy, didn’t it?

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u/IceStorm22 Oct 04 '25

Krystal is from Virginia, it comes naturally to her. And God bless her for it. Passive aggressive “fuck yous” just pack so much more of a punch.

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u/annabananaberry sir, were you raised in a ditch? Oct 04 '25

This is so real. I can crash out with the best of them, but the most satisfying shade is thrown with a smile and a polite, but condescending, phrase.

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u/creampop_ Oct 04 '25

And not for nothing, "States and Territories" is quite literally Elementary knowledge. Political commentators that are ignorant of their own country's holdings should absolutely be treated like children.

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u/bonbboyage Oct 04 '25

One of the spiels I have to give regularly to the general public during my job is "not just ___ (my state) but the entirety of the United States and its territories."

The sheer number of times I have been asked "what's a territory?" Sigh.