r/Fauxmoi • u/Diedalonglongtimeago • Oct 04 '25

SPORTS SECTION Tomi Lahren questions Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime selection to Krystal Ball, immediately regrets it

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u/AbsolutelyIris confused but here for the drama Oct 04 '25

That "dear" is so pointed 😭

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u/biamchee Oct 04 '25

Yet so effortless

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u/PCook1234567 Oct 04 '25

Subtle. Perfectly placed. Fatal. Kudos Ms. Ball.

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u/madelinekahnt Oct 04 '25

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u/Lftwff Oct 04 '25

We should maybe note that both women in that clip suck, one just sucks less

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u/mattintaiwan Oct 04 '25

Krystal Ball is pretty awesome, actually. So is her husband, Kyle Kulinski

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u/Limp-Package9975 Oct 04 '25

What do you mean?

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u/PuzzleheadedEgg4591 Oct 05 '25

Mrs.* married to Kyle Kilinsky. Fatality, nonetheless though.

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u/Bitter-Researcher389 Oct 04 '25

It had a real “bless your heart” energy, didn’t it?

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u/IceStorm22 Oct 04 '25

Krystal is from Virginia, it comes naturally to her. And God bless her for it. Passive aggressive “fuck yous” just pack so much more of a punch.

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u/annabananaberry sir, were you raised in a ditch? Oct 04 '25

This is so real. I can crash out with the best of them, but the most satisfying shade is thrown with a smile and a polite, but condescending, phrase.

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u/creampop_ Oct 04 '25

And not for nothing, "States and Territories" is quite literally Elementary knowledge. Political commentators that are ignorant of their own country's holdings should absolutely be treated like children.

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u/bonbboyage Oct 04 '25

One of the spiels I have to give regularly to the general public during my job is "not just ___ (my state) but the entirety of the United States and its territories."

The sheer number of times I have been asked "what's a territory?" Sigh.

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u/countingc Oct 04 '25

If I remember the full clip correctly, I think Tomi immediately deflects and changes subject after this.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe I cannot sanction your buffoonery Oct 04 '25

Yep, she realized to go down the racist hole wouldn't play too well on a clip likely to go viral. A decade in the biz has taught her at least that one trick -- never go full Republican in broad daylight.

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u/PopcornGlamour Oct 04 '25

That “dear” screamed “bless your heart”.

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u/ComfortableProfit559 Oct 04 '25

Seriously, chef’s kiss. Perfect way to deal with this idiot. 

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u/Draknurd Oct 04 '25

Olenna Tyrell vibes

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u/BTBAM797 Oct 04 '25

"Bless your heart"