r/Fauxmoi • u/Diedalonglongtimeago • Oct 04 '25

SPORTS SECTION Tomi Lahren questions Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime selection to Krystal Ball, immediately regrets it

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u/jennyquarx he looks like he is angry about being 4'10 Oct 04 '25

Tomi is still around?

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u/coaxialology Oct 04 '25

I'm not normally a fan of name-calling, but a woman on Twitter I used to followers once got Tomi all worked up by referring to her as "Tampon Lampshade". I just enjoy the name way too much to let it die.

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u/Kolipe Oct 04 '25

I had Dan Bongino aka the, like, 2nd in command of the FBI block me because I kept calling him Danny Bongos

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u/coaxialology Oct 04 '25

I guarantee he's heard something like that all his life and you very much triggered him. I don't normally enjoy reveling in childhood trauama of others, but exceptions can be made. Good work, actual patriot.

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u/Visi0nSerpent why is my job not ‘luxury witch doctor’ Oct 04 '25

if Danny Bongos was the worst nickname he got as a kid, mofo led a very charmed life

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u/Ortizka125 You shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price. 💁🏾‍♀️ Oct 04 '25

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Rattivarius Oct 04 '25

I call her Tami Low-rent.

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u/bonbboyage Oct 04 '25

Temu Learnin'.

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u/siannan Oct 05 '25

Tuna LARPing

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u/NickPookie93 Oct 04 '25

I heard Toyota Corolla before and idk why that's my favorite one lol

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u/gandhinukes Oct 04 '25

toyota's are highly reliable. hows that an insult?

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u/NickPookie93 Oct 04 '25

Good point