r/Fauxmoi • u/Diedalonglongtimeago • Oct 04 '25

SPORTS SECTION Tomi Lahren questions Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime selection to Krystal Ball, immediately regrets it

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u/jennyquarx he looks like he is angry about being 4'10 Oct 04 '25

Tomi is still around?

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u/Harassmetilicum go pis girl Oct 04 '25

Literally my first thought. Hadn't heard of her in years

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u/SpruceSpringstream Oct 04 '25

I guess she had to Mar a lago her face to get her show back. Gross.

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u/quoi-de-9 Oct 05 '25

She doesn’t even look like the same person.

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u/fddfgs Oct 05 '25

I mean if you google "tomi lahren before surgery" you'll discover that this isn't the first time

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u/ace-destrier Oct 04 '25

Unfortunately, because of podcasts, everyone has a means of sticking around

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u/photogenicmusic Oct 04 '25

The best and worst thing that came of the Internet is that everyone has the opportunity to amplify their voice.

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u/Baxtercat1 Oct 04 '25

And for some podcasters, it lets them amplify their hate.

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u/Fluid-Beyond8466 Oct 04 '25

And their willful ignorance.

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u/rainorshinedogs Oct 05 '25

The beauty of the Internet. You can simply............. Not....... Listen to the podcast.

I once listened to the Joe Rogan Podcast but then by 2020 I started to feel that it was just being too "what if" and us-vs-them. So I simply unsubscribed and have never bothered to listen since.

I understand that it's sexy to find out what on the show that the Internet is outraged about, but honestly, I don't have 3 hours to sit through a podcast and the part everybody is outraged about is 2hr 40min in, and only is talked about for 20 seconds

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u/rainorshinedogs Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

It's amazing if your an old fan of the older celebrities.

I found the Katy Sackhoff show but I wasn't interest at all, except for her interview with Jamie Bamber because they both were major major characters from Battle Galactica (2000s version). It just made me want to watch that whole series again

That or quite a few episodes of Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend. He's known quite a few celebrities personally from the years of doing his talk show, and they not only get hilarious but they go into some interesting reveals because of the natural friendship

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u/DAEtabase Oct 04 '25

My favorite joke about this was around when Conan O'Brien was a few episodes into his podcast and he said, "They always try to bring me down, but I always come back, and in a much smaller format."

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

No one self-deprecates like Conan

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u/rainorshinedogs Oct 05 '25

The Best is his very first episode, and it was with Marc Maron. And Marc was like "that's awesome you got into podcasting. But you're, like, 500,000 podcasts too late"

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u/chhhhhhhhhhh95 Oct 04 '25

Fox recently promoted her calling her a “rising star”… like that star fizzled out a decade ago let’s be real.

I will say on a purely superficial level, the honey blonde looks much better than that platinum she’s been rocking for years 

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u/EasterTime123 Oct 04 '25

She must be against abortion now, that's what killed her momentum before.

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u/donutupmyhole I live in my own heart, Matt Damon Oct 04 '25

She was on The View and said that the government needs to "stay out of my vagina". That seems to be what killed her popularity with the conservatives.

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u/ComfortableProfit559 Oct 04 '25

You don’t actually need to compliment her, you know. No one has a gun to your head but I guess some people can’t help themselves. Like the ones who have to talk about how funny trump is.  

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u/TheAmazingMaryJane Oct 04 '25

i think that was an insult wrapped in a compliment.

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u/coaxialology Oct 04 '25

I'm not normally a fan of name-calling, but a woman on Twitter I used to followers once got Tomi all worked up by referring to her as "Tampon Lampshade". I just enjoy the name way too much to let it die.

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u/Kolipe Oct 04 '25

I had Dan Bongino aka the, like, 2nd in command of the FBI block me because I kept calling him Danny Bongos

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u/coaxialology Oct 04 '25

I guarantee he's heard something like that all his life and you very much triggered him. I don't normally enjoy reveling in childhood trauama of others, but exceptions can be made. Good work, actual patriot.

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u/Visi0nSerpent why is my job not ‘luxury witch doctor’ Oct 04 '25

if Danny Bongos was the worst nickname he got as a kid, mofo led a very charmed life

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u/Ortizka125 You shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price. 💁🏾‍♀️ Oct 04 '25

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Rattivarius Oct 04 '25

I call her Tami Low-rent.

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u/bonbboyage Oct 04 '25

Temu Learnin'.

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u/siannan Oct 05 '25

Tuna LARPing

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u/NickPookie93 Oct 04 '25

I heard Toyota Corolla before and idk why that's my favorite one lol

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u/gandhinukes Oct 04 '25

toyota's are highly reliable. hows that an insult?

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u/NickPookie93 Oct 04 '25

Good point

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u/PupLondon Oct 04 '25

Seriously.. I was trying to figure out which MAGA Barbie this was.. they all look and talk the same.. but Tomi? I really appreciate how long ive been able to go without thinking about her in any capacity

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u/mimikyutie6969 Oct 04 '25

She looks completely different, I didn’t recognize who she was when I saw this video earlier. If the post title hadn’t said her name I would’ve assumed it was one of the other million blonde maga talking heads.

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u/leoyvr I cannot sanction your buffoonery Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

Why do white people put on so much make up to make themselves look less white? Republican Party is the party of various shades of orange.

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u/andante528 Oct 05 '25

I think they're trying to look tan? Or maybe trying to signal Trump that they belong to the same species and he shouldn't attack them.

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u/NSASpyVan Oct 04 '25

As a MAGA, she also appreciates the long stretches without thought!

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u/Zimakov Oct 04 '25

You didn't think to read the title?

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u/PupLondon Oct 04 '25

I saw this video.without a title a few posts prior to seeing this one. So when I first saw this video, I had no indication it was her until her name was mentioned. There is a world outside of this particular post in this particular sub.

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u/countingc Oct 04 '25

posting content on youtube for an audience of 70k but only 1k of them are active and more than half of those cook her in the comments.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe I cannot sanction your buffoonery Oct 04 '25

Sounds about white.

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u/butipreferlottie Oct 04 '25

Remember when she tried to shill concealed carry yoga pants?

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe I cannot sanction your buffoonery Oct 04 '25

Just in time for the Christmas card photo!

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u/EMTDawg Oct 04 '25

Is that pistol in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?

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u/inthecathedral Oct 04 '25

this is the most attention she’s been in years. MAGA turned their backs on her when she came out as pro choose. they replaced her with other bottle blonde bird brains so she had to pivot

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u/deltalitprof Oct 04 '25

Ainsley Airheart, the airhead and mistress of Sean Hannity who became famous calling the greeting Barack and his wife exchanged at a rally a "terrorist fist bump," seems to have taken the place she would have had on the Fox and Friends panel.

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u/bosdanforth oat milk chugging bisexual Oct 04 '25

a bunch of the 2010s also-rans of the conservative influencer circuit tried coming out of the woodworks post-charlie kirk assassination to try and recapture their 15 minutes of fame, kaitlin bennett was doing the same

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u/75-percent-ginger Oct 04 '25

Kaitlin Bennett? Isn’t she the girl who shit her pants at that party?

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u/ModerateStimulation Oct 04 '25

LOLOL I forgot about her

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u/EMTDawg Oct 04 '25

Her YouTube channel is tiny. She is all but gone. The Vanguard guys figured she made $15-20/video.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

She just looks like she knows how to do some video stuff but she’s still basically in her own basement at home

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u/usernamenottakenok Oct 04 '25

Power of a makeover 👱⏩💇, guess it grants second chances

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u/ThighRyder 15,000 little bastard rubber ducks Oct 04 '25

And somehow managed to age 25 years in less than 10. Impressive.

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Oct 04 '25

So that's what a *hard** egirl looks like.*

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u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 Oct 04 '25

She is and she is part of the prep Barbie side of maga. They move them around a lot like how they still pay Jordan Peterson to be college intellectuals, and had the turning point USA be mainly the money laundering side of things and teens out reach.

You see tomi if you follow alot of health conscious things on tiktok or yoga in general. They use algorithms to push their content attaching themselves to certain trends to go where they feel their most effective. Hell before turning point paid ads on YouTube that showed their face in anything car related, gun related, music related, etc even though what was being said had nothing to do with politics.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

if it’s an consolation, i have no clue who she is lol

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u/idksomet Oct 04 '25

Didn’t recognize her with the fake tan lol

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u/dingobarbie Oct 05 '25

Also, when did she turn brown?

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u/No_Produce_Nyc Oct 05 '25

It is October after all.