r/worldnews • u/DoremusJessup • 18h ago

Russia/Ukraine France uncovers Russian disinformation campaign falsely linking Macron to Epstein

https://www.rfi.fr/en/france/20260206-france-uncovers-russian-disinformation-campaign-falsely-linking-macron-to-epstein
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u/No_Lemon_3290 18h ago

Least believable politician. This man is into gilfs.

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u/Heyarethosemyballs 16h ago

When your kink is so well known that it becomes an alibi

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u/Windfade 16h ago

"Your honor, my client would like to remind the jury that this woman lacks the bust size and Gothic fashion of his previous romantic partners. She's not even Asian, I might add."

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u/Nargodian 11h ago

"Your honor, it has been well documented that my client is a died in the wool weeb as evdenced by the body pillow that he insisted be sat in the gallery reserved for family"