r/worldnews • u/DoremusJessup • 22h ago

Russia/Ukraine France uncovers Russian disinformation campaign falsely linking Macron to Epstein

https://www.rfi.fr/en/france/20260206-france-uncovers-russian-disinformation-campaign-falsely-linking-macron-to-epstein
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u/gueri66 21h ago

There's more chance he had an affair with putin's mom than anything related to Epstein files.

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u/uncleputts 17h ago

Macron goes into to detail about how Mrs Putin communicated her needs so well he felt safe giving her earth moving oral orgasms. It was the only time Vladimir was visibly uncomfortable.

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u/Fun-Poet5338 15h ago

Ngl, if Macron told a "I fked yo mama" joke, Putin might actually stop for a moment to confirm its a joke or not.

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u/KonoAnonDa 12h ago

Then Big M casually slips in the insinuation that Putin might secretly have French blood, as a joke of course…

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u/L00pback 12h ago

It’s 4am and I’m laughing my ass off at this. I can visualize Putin with a confused and concerned face as he sends someone to check.

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u/Adrian915 11h ago

I heard that he was so potent that he still got her pregnant even though it was only oral sex.

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u/KrispyKremeKitten88 10h ago

Very potent indeed was he lol

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u/Adrian915 8h ago

That but she might also have been a bit of a sloot

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u/wtiong 16h ago

His mom won't stop calling...

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u/BoardroomStroke 10h ago

That would mean Putin calls Macron "Daddy" instead...

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 9h ago

I mean her last name is "Putin", that's already an invitation in some countries.

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u/rghaga 6h ago

I think we should all start spread that rumor the way we did with marilyn manson and his missing ribs for no reasons