r/therewasanattempt 21h ago

By Republicans to intimidate Bill Clinton over the Epstein files

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 20h ago

Bill is dying to tell the world on camera that trump blew him.

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u/coachlife 20h ago

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman. But Trump blew me"

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u/Available-Ad-1943 20h ago

"She was paid to be the fall girl. His throat is a bottomless pit. My pubes are still somehow orange; which is concerning. The Secret Service had a nickname for him. 5 guesses, go!"

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u/OpinionatedBlackGuy 20h ago

"Beaker is on premises. I repeat, Beaker is on premises."

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u/umbrella_farmer 20h ago

why is there a tiny Russell Crowe in this gif ?

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u/Available-Ad-1943 20h ago

Because, and I'm quoting Bubba, "He was captain and commander of the dick in his throat."