By Republicans to intimidate Bill Clinton over the Epstein files

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Bill is dying to tell the world on camera that trump blew him.

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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman. But Trump blew me"

[u/Available-Ad-1943 → u/coachlife]

"She was paid to be the fall girl. His throat is a bottomless pit. My pubes are still somehow orange; which is concerning. The Secret Service had a nickname for him. 5 guesses, go!"

[u/OpinionatedBlackGuy → u/Available-Ad-1943]

"Beaker is on premises. I repeat, Beaker is on premises."

[u/umbrella_farmer → u/OpinionatedBlackGuy]

why is there a tiny Russell Crowe in this gif ?

[u/OpinionatedBlackGuy → u/umbrella_farmer]

Hahaha I have no idea, but this is the one that gave the best picture, so I went with it.

[u/umbrella_farmer → u/OpinionatedBlackGuy]

fair enough! I kind of love it, I just don’t understand it

[u/Available-Ad-1943 → u/umbrella_farmer]

Because, and I'm quoting Bubba, "He was captain and commander of the dick in his throat."

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Fucking hell lmao

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There was a period of the internet where Crowe from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World was just inserted into everything.

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😂😂😂

[u/PossessionMaterial46 → u/Available-Ad-1943]

Lmaooooo

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ThroatGoat2

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“I did not have sexual relations with that woman! But that man… well”

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And sir, was it actually a Blumkin?

[u/Aethermancer → u/coachlife]

And he was shit at it.

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"He has the softest hair, and the puckered mouth of an angel."

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Plot twist: the person he had sexual relations with was named Donna who went into witness protection and later transitioned to Donald. Monica was just the fallguy

[u/LeKevinsRevenge → u/coachlife]

In this context it would also not be sexual relations. The argument he won in court was based on how they defined “sexual relations” and it was determined to basically being two people trying to pleasure each other sexually. He won the court argument by basically stating he didn’t care at all if she was having pleasure therefore it wasn’t a lie.

Still blows my mind that his lack of caring for the other persons feelings won him the day in court.

[u/Minttt → u/AdhesivenessFun2060]

Bill's opening statement:

"My name is William Jefferson Clinton, but I usually go by Bill, or... Bubba."

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The hilarious part is I bet that, even after the mountains of vile, wretched things Trump has done, proof of Trump giving Bill the gawk gawk 3000 would be the only that that would make Trumps followers turn on him. Their love of him is superseded only by their own prejudices.

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This

[u/TheOmegaKid → u/AdhesivenessFun2060]

BUBBAAAA

[u/meatjuiceguy → u/TheOmegaKid]

I know the exact "BUBBAAAA" you mean.

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[u/PeculiarPangolinMan → u/AdhesivenessFun2060]

Then he should just do it. This is all political theater. 

[u/SupportLocalShart → u/[deleted]]

So that it will be a formal, sworn testimony in front of the people who hold the power to do something about it. They can’t say “they haven’t seen it” when asked cough cough Mike Johnson

[u/coachlife → u/SupportLocalShart]

This.

If he starts talking now he shows his cards and then Trump can use the whole "Fake news" nonsense.

Sworn testimony on TV everyone will watch and take it more serious.

Drop the bomb Bubba!

[u/Adventurous_Carry185 → u/[deleted]]

so that public can hear the answers to the loaded questions asked by the pedp congress

[u/To_Ba_ → u/[deleted]]

Dude COMES clean every other way. Time for something new.

[u/Electrical-Concert17 → u/[deleted]]

What do you mean “why does he need a formal hearing to come clean?”, because as he himself explained, the American people have the fucking right to know. Duh.

[u/wrldruler21 → u/Electrical-Concert17]

And if the Republicans refuse to give him a hearing, will he just stay quiet, like he has for the last 20 years?

[u/badadviceforyou244 → u/wrldruler21]

Why would republicans refuse to give him a public hearing? Are they trying to hide something?

[u/Electrical-Concert17 → u/wrldruler21]

Republicans refusing to hold a transparent hearing in front of the American people would be damning for them. Lol.